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There was a song a couple of years ago called "27 Jennifers".

I went to school with 27 Jennifers
16 Jenns, 10 Jennies, and then there was her

It’s the sweet shine of,
Yeah, force of divine love
The blessed arrival of you

You might be the one that I’ve been seeking for
You might be the strange delightful
You might be the girly who shall end all girls
You might be the sweet unspiteful

I rode the bus with 27 Jennifers
15 Jenns, 10 Jennies disapproved of her

Yeah, get from my sight, man,
Gladness is a blight, and
Happiness stinks up the room

I'm a dude named Bailey (technically Joseph, but @#%^ that). I also have a second middle name I was not aware of until middle school or so, the first time I saw my birth certificate. Apparently when I was born there was large debate on whether my name was going to be after my Mom's father (Kenneth Bailey) or my Dad's father (Joseph Fordham). My dad won and I was was simply going to be Joseph Fordham, but at the hospital mom grabbed the birth certificate while my dad was in the restroom and scratched out my name and put Kenneth Bailey Fordham. The nurse just kinda went with it and I ended up Joseph Kenneth Bailey Fordham. My dad was presumably pissed.

Edited, May 8th 2009 9:33am by Tarub

You should kill one or both of them. That's just too many names for one person to have.

"Gemma?"

Bertha is pretty bad. The only good Bertha I know goes by Bertie.

The only Bertha I know is this one.

I know a lot of people across a pretty wide range. I tend to like old people, though. They have stories.

Thats a ratio of about 1:4 then?

Gertrude

Since I grew up in northern Maine, we had a lot of men named Rene (pronounced Rainy) and girls named, Renee--which was almost my name as was Julie. If I was a boy, my mom wanted to call me "Thaddeus" and I know they'd have just called me Fatteus or something.

I like Sophie, though it is getting very common. My niece is named Eliana or Ellie for short. I think that's cute.

I hate the name, Renee, b/c I knew so many ******* with that name.

Yeah, my middle name is Jo but there was big battle between my mom and grandma, my grandma was in love with the name Jolene (dollypartonlol). My moms name is Joann, my grandma's was Jean so there was a big thing. My grandmother never called me by my given name, I was always her Jolene.

QFT, Also whores, but ***** ******* are simply a sacrifice that must be made once in a while.

Sophia was going to be the default name for a daughter should Flea & I produce one. We both liked it for different reasons and were perfectly content with it.

Then it shot up to #2 in the Social Security list of most popular baby names. Flea booted it and we had to come up with a new one.