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#1 May 07 2009 at 9:44 AM Rating: Decent
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Whilst there, you could go for a drink at [link=http://www.*************************** Corner Saloon & Cafe


Apparently America has a strong history of [link=http://search.ancestry.com/cgi-bin/sse.dll?gl=&gst=&rank=0&gsln=*****************************************************************************
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#2 May 07 2009 at 9:46 AM Rating: Good
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I knew someone who's last name was Weiner. True story.
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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
I knew someone who's last name was Weiner. True story.


Was it Michael Savage?

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#4 May 07 2009 at 9:50 AM Rating: Decent
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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
I knew someone who's last name was Weiner. True story.


What was his first name?
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I have a coworker with the surname Back-Hindfelt.
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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
I knew someone who's last name was Weiner. True story.


What was his first name?
Oscar.
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#8 May 07 2009 at 9:55 AM Rating: Good
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It was a girl.


Was her first name Ivonna?
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#9 May 07 2009 at 9:55 AM Rating: Excellent
My Aunt visited Intercourse PA, and bought me a shirt that said,

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Uglysasquatch, ****** Superhero wrote:
jtftaru wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
I knew someone who's last name was Weiner. True story.


What was his first name?
Oscar.


Albert ******* Schuylkill, Pennsylvania, abt 1916

You'd probably rather go through life being called O. Weiner than A. *******
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#11 May 07 2009 at 9:57 AM Rating: Good
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Her name wasn't ironic in any way. But this was a great way to stretch one post into three. Smiley: schooled
#12 May 07 2009 at 9:58 AM Rating: Good
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I live about 15 minutes from Cumming, Iowa. The bar there sells t-shirts that say "I (heart) Cumming".
#13 May 07 2009 at 9:59 AM Rating: Good
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Guenny wrote:
I live about 15 minutes from Cumming, Iowa. The bar there sells t-shirts that say "I (heart) Cumming".


And how does BT not have one of these T-Shirts?
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I live three exits down the highway from "Jesus Christ, What A Huge *****, MO"
#15 May 07 2009 at 10:00 AM Rating: Good
Guenny wrote:
I live about 15 minutes from Cumming, Iowa. The bar there sells t-shirts that say "I (heart) Cumming".

I wonder if If Alan Cumming ever got his product line off the ground...

Looks like he did, awesome.
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Cumming also has his own range of beauty products, the initial product being a cologne called "Cumming: the Fragrance", as well as a series of other bath/body products, many with suggestive names such as "Cumming All Over" body wash.[8]


#16 May 07 2009 at 10:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jesus Christ, What A Huge *****, 'mo
Thanks, I am kinda proud of it.
#17 May 07 2009 at 10:03 AM Rating: Good
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Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Guenny wrote:
I live about 15 minutes from Cumming, Iowa. The bar there sells t-shirts that say "I (heart) Cumming".


And how does BT not have one of these T-Shirts?


Why the **** would we go to Cumming, IA? Their highschool holds their school dances in a barn.

Msybe we should go get one for Soggy, though. If he isn't dead, that is.
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NixNot wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Jesus Christ, What A Huge *****, 'mo
Thanks, I am kinda proud of it.
Smiley: mad

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#19 May 07 2009 at 10:06 AM Rating: Good
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Guenny wrote:
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Guenny wrote:
I live about 15 minutes from Cumming, Iowa. The bar there sells t-shirts that say "I (heart) Cumming".


And how does BT not have one of these T-Shirts?


Why the @#%^ would we go to Cumming, IA? Their highschool holds their school dances in a barn.

Msybe we should go get one for Soggy, though. If he isn't dead, that is.


I'd drive 15 minutes to buy that t-shirt.

Of course, I understand that you're trying to change BT and he can't wear shirts like that anymore.
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Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Guenny wrote:
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Guenny wrote:
I live about 15 minutes from Cumming, Iowa. The bar there sells t-shirts that say "I (heart) Cumming".


And how does BT not have one of these T-Shirts?


Why the @#%^ would we go to Cumming, IA? Their highschool holds their school dances in a barn.

Msybe we should go get one for Soggy, though. If he isn't dead, that is.


I'd drive 15 minutes to buy that t-shirt.

Of course, I understand that you're trying to change BT and he can't wear shirts like that anymore.


Damn straight. I've been trying for months to eliminate words like "***" and "************** from his vocabulary.
#21 May 07 2009 at 10:13 AM Rating: Good
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Damn straight. I've been trying for months to eliminate words like "***" and "************** from his vocabulary.
Please tell me there's a shock collar involved. Please oh, please.
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Guenny wrote:
Damn straight. I've been trying for months to eliminate words like "***" and "************** from his vocabulary.
Please tell me there's a shock collar involved. Please oh, please.


Shock collars are for dogs and p*ssies. I prefer punishment being administered directly to the genitals.

But I'm not going to give away all my secret internet moneymaking techniques, not yet!
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Guenny wrote:
Damn straight. I've been trying for months to eliminate words like "***" from his vocabulary,


Tired of the warnings 30 seconds into the fun?
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#24 May 07 2009 at 10:51 AM Rating: Decent
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Guenny wrote:
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Guenny wrote:
I live about 15 minutes from Cumming, Iowa. The bar there sells t-shirts that say "I (heart) Cumming".


And how does BT not have one of these T-Shirts?


Why the @#%^ would we go to Cumming, IA? Their highschool holds their school dances in a barn.

Msybe we should go get one for Soggy, though. If he isn't dead, that is.


Wasn't BT raised in a barn?
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Yes, and yes.
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GBATE!! Never saw it coming
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There's a joke involving Guenny and a barn door in here somewhere, but I can't seem to find it I'm nice.
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