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#27 May 07 2009 at 2:34 PM Rating: Good
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If all drug ads were pulled, though, how would you know what to ask your doctor about?


I'm torn on the issue. Cause I know a doctor should know what to assign his/her patients.

But unfortunately there are those that don't. My mother's doctor (no longer a doctor...) put her on some acid reflux pills that were known to cause iron absorption issues, and then didn't know why she started having anemia related problems.

My family doctor when I was younger refused to answer any of my questions about side effects. He wanted me to take pills to cure athletes foot rather than just washing my feet, using powder, etc. He got mad at me when I told him I wasn't going to take the pills and was just going to clean my feet and use powder. But he refused to answer any questions about the pills I asked other than "It will make your athlete's foot go away."

The possible side effects portion of the ads were more informative than my doctor was. (He's no longer a real doctor either... I think he now takes care of prison inmates...)
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#28 May 07 2009 at 2:55 PM Rating: Decent
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The biggest issue is that doctors are now approached by drug companies to help boost the sales of their drugs. This means they will push pills harder than an old fashioned remedy.
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#29 May 07 2009 at 2:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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Pawkeshup the Vile wrote:
The biggest issue is that doctors are now approached by drug companies to help boost the sales of their drugs. This means they will push pills harder than an old fashioned remedy.


This has always been the case.

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#30 May 07 2009 at 3:11 PM Rating: Decent
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But unfortunately there are those that don't.


Who cares? A for profit industry pitching it's wares isn't a substitute for an informed health decision, regardless of how ****** the physician in question is.


The biggest issue is that doctors are now approached by drug companies to help boost the sales of their drugs. This means they will push pills harder than an old fashioned remedy.


No it means they'll favor a certain corporations treatment regime. Nothing's lead to more sick and dead people than "old fashioned remedies".

The idiotic assumption that because the health care industry is corrupt (and believe me, it is more so than you could possibly imagine), somehow validates as superior or equivalent what Grandma from Appalachia would have done is insane.



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#31 May 07 2009 at 3:42 PM Rating: Good
There are books about medications.

Usually, a doctor should be someone you can trust with such decisions. I had doctors who just prescribed me anything short of Valium/Ritalin if I asked nicely, and one who refused to give me antibiotics for my tonsils until my life was endangered.


One thing I dislike about how it's handled in the US is that there are ads for prescription drugs. If it's a prescription drug, prescribing it should be a doctor's decision.
Different companies praising the aerodynamic shape of their acetaminophen paracetamol pills is a whole different type of ad in my view. Might be it's mostly because I am used to it.
#32 May 07 2009 at 3:44 PM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
The biggest issue is that doctors are now approached by drug companies to help boost the sales of their drugs. This means they will push pills harder than an old fashioned remedy.

No it means they'll favor a certain corporations treatment regime. Nothing's lead to more sick and dead people than "old fashioned remedies".

The idiotic assumption that because the health care industry is corrupt (and believe me, it is more so than you could possibly imagine), somehow validates as superior or equivalent what Grandma from Appalachia would have done is insane.
Ok, let's call them more standard.

Want to lose weight?
Old school/old fashioned/non-chemical way: Diet and exercise
Modern medicine: Let's slice you open and strap a plastic belt around your stomach. Or take this Fen-phen

Want to clear up Athlete's foot?
Old school: Topical ointment, powder, proper cleaning regimine
Modern medicine: Here, have some pills. They might cause you to spontaneously combust, but hey... at least you won't have any fungus.

Want to get over a cold?
Old school: Rest and fluids, and some over the counter decongestives if you need them
Modern medicine: Here, have some antibiotics, shut the **** up and go home.
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#33 May 07 2009 at 3:47 PM Rating: Good
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I'm all for pulling he ED commercials if, at the same time, they pull the adds for vaginal itching.

Talk about an appetite suppressant.
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#34 May 07 2009 at 3:50 PM Rating: Good
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Want to get over a cold?
Old school: Rest and fluids, and some over the counter decongestives if you need them
Modern medicine: Here, have some antibiotics, shut the @#%^ up and go home.


Considering most colds are caused by viruses and not bacteria, this is particularly a bad thing for your doctor to be doing. >.>
#35 May 07 2009 at 3:52 PM Rating: Good
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I'm all for pulling he ED commercials if, at the same time, they pull the adds for vaginal itching.

Talk about an appetite suppressant.


Vaginal itching is caused by lack of shaving foam Smiley: schooled
#36 May 07 2009 at 3:56 PM Rating: Good
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I'm all for pulling he ED commercials if, at the same time, they pull the adds for vaginal itching.

Talk about an appetite suppressant.


Vaginal itching is caused by lack of shaving foam Smiley: schooled


And here I thought it was because lady parts are an yeast factory. Smiley: smile
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#37 May 07 2009 at 3:58 PM Rating: Good
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Lady Kalivha wrote:

Vaginal itching is caused by lack of shaving foam Smiley: schooled


I thought it was caused by the lack of a properly inserted *****.

It's like nature's back scratcher... but for your ******.

Edited, May 7th 2009 7:58pm by TirithRR
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#38 May 07 2009 at 4:10 PM Rating: Good
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Want to lose weight?
Old school/old fashioned/non-chemical way: Diet and exercise
Modern medicine: Let's slice you open and strap a plastic belt around your stomach. Or take this Fen-phen

Want to clear up Athlete's foot?
Old school: Topical ointment, powder, proper cleaning regimine
Modern medicine: Here, have some pills. They might cause you to spontaneously combust, but hey... at least you won't have any fungus.

Want to get over a cold?
Old school: Rest and fluids, and some over the counter decongestives if you need them
Modern medicine: Here, have some antibiotics, shut the @#%^ up and go home.


Yeah, great, there are ****** doctors. Thanks for the update. Meanwhile, less people die from virtually every illness, lifespan has increased, infant mortality has decreased, and conditions that were previously a death sentence are now manageable.

Have AIDS?

Old school: Die.

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#39 May 07 2009 at 4:16 PM Rating: Good
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Have AIDS?

Old school: Die.



Well, you still die, unless you have money.
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#40 May 07 2009 at 4:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Or universal health care.
#41 May 07 2009 at 4:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Well, you still die, unless you have money.


That hasn't changed since the old days. Or ever, really.

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#42 May 07 2009 at 4:43 PM Rating: Good
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Well, you still die, unless you have money.


That hasn't changed since the old days. Or ever, really.



Ya, I just remembered the South Park "Cure for Aids" episode. (Roughly 180,000USD injected directly into the blood stream)

Occasionally they have a good episode or two.
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#43 May 07 2009 at 4:44 PM Rating: Decent
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Ya, I just remembered the South Park "Cure for Aids" episode. (Roughly 180,000USD injected directly into the blood stream)

Occasionally they have a good episode or two.


Positively.
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#44 May 07 2009 at 4:49 PM Rating: Good
I just had a talk with a former Hepatitis C patient today. In most cases, it'd go:

Old School: Liver dead.

Modern Medicine: Interferon.
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