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#1 May 07 2009 at 8:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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Censorship at its worst

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Well, Representative Jim Moran (D-VA) has seen them too, and you’d be hard pressed to see a smile on his face when he talks about the ads.
“A number of people,” he says, “have come up, including colleagues, and said I’m fed up. I don’t want my three or four-year old grandkid asking me what erectile dysfunction is all about. And I don’t blame them.”


This guy is an Moran (HAH). He wants ads for things like Cialis and Viagra pulled from TV for being "indecent." What kind of self-respecting Democrat wants more censorship?
#2 May 07 2009 at 8:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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If we don't tell them what a ***** is then surely they can't have it!
#3 May 07 2009 at 8:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'd pretty much like to see all pharmacological ads pulled. Having said that, what is the problem with explaining erectile dysfunction?

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#4 May 07 2009 at 8:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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Do you want our children taking Viagra and having sex? Oh you'd like that wouldn't you.

Edited, May 7th 2009 11:35am by Allegory
#5 May 07 2009 at 8:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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Allegory wrote:
Do you want our children taking Viagra and having sex?


Seems like a perfect time to delay sexual activity by instilling a little performance anxiety.

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#6 May 07 2009 at 8:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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I like pharmacological ads. It's fun to hear that the side effects are worse than the thing they are used to cure. I have seen multiple ads that say a side effect was TB, I heard it while doing something else and had to ask my roommate if that's what they actually said.

For a bit I had a good time laughing at the TV whenever ads came on for Restless Leg Syndrome. Herpes ads are the best though.
#7 May 07 2009 at 8:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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How do you explain erectile dysfunction to a 5 year old?

p.s. I'm the 5 year old.
#8 May 07 2009 at 8:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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How do you explain erectile dysfunction to a 5 year old?

p.s. I'm the 5 year old.
"Sometimes daddies's peepees don't work right."
#9 May 07 2009 at 8:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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"Sometimes daddies's peepees don't work right."

"Is there anything I can do to help daddy's peepee?"

What now child molester?
#10 May 07 2009 at 8:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sometimes daddy's peepee gets very tired and won't wake up no matter how hard you poke and pull it. So the doctor give daddy a special pill to let his peepee get a full nights worth of rest in a few minutes so it has all the energy it needs to go to work.
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#11 May 07 2009 at 8:44 AM Rating: Excellent
Seriously...it doesn't take much to explain **** to a 5 year old in a manner that makes them turn around and lose interest in the subject. Eventually they're going to go to school and learn what a peepee and a hoohoo are in health education.

He's just a crybaby because he doesn't know how to addres the subject if confronted.
#12 May 07 2009 at 8:45 AM Rating: Decent
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He's just a crybaby because he doesn't know how to address the subject if confronted.

If his father had explained ED to him as a child we wouldn't have this problem.
#13 May 07 2009 at 8:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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Allegory wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
"Sometimes daddies's peepees don't work right."

"Is there anything I can do to help daddy's peepee?"

What now child molester?
"Nope, that's what the medicine is for. Go play with your blocks." Done.
#14 May 07 2009 at 8:47 AM Rating: Excellent
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"Nope, that's what the medicine is for. Go play with your blocks." Done.


See how easy that is?
#15 May 07 2009 at 9:29 AM Rating: Good
I can see it now...

Child at school tells teacher:

"Mommy said daddy's Peepee don't work and he has to get medicine to fix it."



Edited, May 7th 2009 1:29pm by toohotforu
#16 May 07 2009 at 9:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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#17 May 07 2009 at 10:18 AM Rating: Excellent
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Its sad to project your own problems onto other people. These kind of stories are never about the children, but the adults own embarrassment and self esteem Smiley: oyvey

Lets hope these old prudes die off quickly and be done with them.
#18 May 07 2009 at 12:42 PM Rating: Excellent
Personally, I think if a childs old enough to ask, they're old enough to know . Doesn't have to be in great detail, doesn't need graphic images or descriptions, but I always try to answer my daughters questions, even the embarrassing ones, as honestly as I can.

She's almost 6, and she knows to some extent what a condom is, what a lesbian is, and what sex is (I didn't go into all the ins and outs in detail, but she saw a couple of dogs at it and asked). She find's the concept of lesbians the most amusing- funnily enough, she's not at all shocked that some women prefer women, but she keeps giggling that because she hugs her friend and her best friend is a girl, she's a lesbian .

#19 May 07 2009 at 1:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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I didn't go into all the ins and outs


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#20 May 07 2009 at 1:54 PM Rating: Good
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Trying to talk around things only makes it worse and probably does have more to do with the poor communication skills of the so-called adult.

When my son was young (raised by his fundamentalist Christian mom) he was told that it's a sin for boys to sleep with other boys. I wasn't able to convince him they weren't talking about "sleep" and that I wasn't Satan incarnate by asking him to share a bed with his step-brother for actual sleep.
#21 May 07 2009 at 2:03 PM Rating: Good
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That reminds me of when I was a young kid, my mom told me not to sleep with boys because I would get pregnant and have a baby. I was in hysterics when I had to sleep in the same bed with my brother one time.
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As far as I am aware, Canadian advertisements for prescription drugs are not allowed to mention what the drug is used for or the side effects for certain items, erectile disfunction included.

So those commercials up here are normally more creative and entertaining.
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The One and Only toohotforu wrote:
I can see it now...

Child at school tells teacher:

"Mommy said daddy's Peepee don't work and he has to get medicine to fix it."


"Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine."
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I'd pretty much like to see all pharmacological ads pulled.


Pharmaceutical ads. Pharmacological ads would be ads advocating for drug studies. Unless you really meant those.

If all drug ads were pulled, though, how would you know what to ask your doctor about?

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#25 May 07 2009 at 2:32 PM Rating: Decent
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I'd pretty much like to see all pharmacological ads pulled.


Pharmaceutical ads. Pharmacological ads would be ads advocating for drug studies. Unless you really meant those.

If all drug ads were pulled, though, how would you know what to ask your doctor about?



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Smasharoo wrote:

I'd pretty much like to see all pharmacological ads pulled.


Pharmaceutical ads. Pharmacological ads would be ads advocating for drug studies. Unless you really meant those.

If all drug ads were pulled, though, how would you know what to ask your doctor about?



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