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#27 May 07 2009 at 12:46 PM Rating: Decent
I think he was wanting to export your body to Mexico for slavery. True story. Seriously glad you didn't go with him, that **** is scary. I hope you lied about what kind of vehicle you drive.
#28 May 07 2009 at 1:10 PM Rating: Good
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The most recent Charlie video is freaking awesome.


You should have asked him if your two friends could tag along, and then start talking to yourself like you have 2 other personalities. If he was fine with it, he definitely wanted your organs.
#29 May 07 2009 at 1:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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One of these days you're going to find out that he was Jesus and you could have been one of his disciples.
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#30 May 07 2009 at 1:41 PM Rating: Decent
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PunkFloyd, King of Bards wrote:
One of these days you're going to find out that he was Jesus and you could have been one of his disciples.


I kind of had a feeling that might be it. Either that or when he asked me to tell him what I thought his name was I should have said "...Morpheus?"
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#31 May 07 2009 at 1:41 PM Rating: Good
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One of these days you're going to find out that he was Jesus and you could have been one of his disciples.


I see what you did there. Racist *******!

I'm hispanic and I found that to be funny as hell since I know a guy named Jesus.
#32 May 07 2009 at 1:41 PM Rating: Good
If Kuwoobie doesn't post for a while should someone call his mom?
#33 May 07 2009 at 4:10 PM Rating: Excellent
GBATE!! Never saw it coming
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"logistics company" = Soylent Green factory Smiley: nod
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#34 May 07 2009 at 10:59 PM Rating: Good
Citizen's Arrest!
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CANDY MOUNTAIN!!!!


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#35 May 08 2009 at 5:38 AM Rating: Decent
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He then told me that he drives a box truck, because he works for a "Logistics company.


For some reason your story reminded me of this:

ELAINE: Okay, alright. What's his name? Who is he
GEORGE: (after a moment's thought) Art Vandelay.
ELAINE: (incredulity) Art Vandelay? This is my boyfriend?
GEORGE: That's your boyfriend.
ELAINE: What does he do?
GEORGE: He's an importer.
ELAINE: Just imports? No exports?
GEORGE: (getting irritated) He's an importer-exporter. Okay?
#36 May 08 2009 at 5:54 AM Rating: Good
Vagina Dentata,
what a wonderful phrase
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kuwoobie has grown on me. I like his stories.
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#37 May 08 2009 at 5:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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Warchief Annabella wrote:
kuwoobie has grown on me.
They make a cream for that.
#38 May 08 2009 at 8:36 AM Rating: Decent
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Warchief Annabella wrote:
kuwoobie has grown on me. I like his stories.


It's all your fault, Anna. You've enabled him to the point where he just won't stop. There is nothing that can stop him now. It's all your fault, Anna.
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