. . . was Canonised by the lolPope on 6th May 1962.
A good day - His holiness must've thought "Ahh. Nobby was born today. Let's canonise some loser dominican monk to divert attention from the future poster extraordinnaire".
So anyway. About me.
It's my birthday.
My parents allowed me to stay up late to watch the moon landings on our new 12" Black and White TV.
One of the earliest reading memories I have is of The Times hailing Nixon as the new hope for the western world.
I had a hueg liek x-box Crush on Joan Collins.
While at University in Spain, I watched the 1st Indiana Jones movie.
Yes. I am that old.
But take heart, dear Arsylumites. Even though I'm ancient and out of fashion, I'm fighting off women with a Shitty stick. Go Me.
Now reply with random crud that no-one will read and hit the green arrow, for the CJ is begun!
GFY!
Edited, May 5th 2009 8:23pm by Darqflame
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Isn't it May 5th today? [:???:]
Moved to =28.
And many happy returns of the day, old man.
And many happy returns of the day, old man.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
It's 00:41 on the 6th, Tarub, you dim pillock.
Well, that exaplains your cynicism.
Have a good one, Nobby.
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One of the earliest reading memories I have is of The Times hailing Nixon as the new hope for the western world.
Well, that exaplains your cynicism.
Have a good one, Nobby.
Samira wrote:
Moved to =#12
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Tarub wrote:
Isn't it May 5th today? [:???:]
It's past midnight in the UK, where Nobby is, so it's May 6th there. He's in the future.
Also, the way people talk, I thought you were way older. You're not even 50...yet. Happy birthday, though. :D
Edit: Slow poster is slow. Oh well.
Edited, May 5th 2009 7:45pm by drachechan
Nobby wrote:
Samira wrote:
Moved to =#12
Sooooo, what are you gettin' for your birthday? Didn't the SO just have a birthday?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I love you because you are older than me (not by much). Of course, I am not shaking women off with sticks either, something the hubby probably regrets.
Happy happy!
Happy happy!
Samira wrote:
Nobby wrote:
Samira wrote:
Moved to =#12
Sooooo, what are you gettin' for your birthday? Didn't the SO just have a birthday?
She bought me an iPhone, a week in a hotel in a 5* island off the African coast, a gourmet meal tonight, and she swallowed.
I'm hoping she kept my real present as a surprise for tonight.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Happy birthday Nobby :)
Did you know you share your birthday with George Clooney , Sigmund Freud, and Orson Wells. Maybe sometime I can tell you my dreams, and you can translate them in some sci-fi mother-loving kind of a way .
Many happy returns,xx
Hippocrocapig
Did you know you share your birthday with George Clooney , Sigmund Freud, and Orson Wells. Maybe sometime I can tell you my dreams, and you can translate them in some sci-fi mother-loving kind of a way .
Many happy returns,xx
Hippocrocapig
Retrodden Anaconda Moult Whirl
Love,
PunkFloyd
PunkFloyd
PunkFloyd, King of Bards wrote:
Retrodden Anaconda Moult Whirl
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Who is this Nobby person anyway?
Bah. I haven't even started the Cinco De Mayo celebrations yet! But I'll raise one for ya Nobby. Cause you're always going to be older than me! :)
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Congrats on not crumbling into dust for another year.
Nobby: I have already nuked two of your posts for the f word, I edited this one, don't do it any more.
Happy Birthday young man 
Since I still party like I'm 25, you must be getting carded still when you visit the USA.
I remember reading about a break in at the Watergate by two no name Metro Reporters. Staying up til 3am to watch Neil Armstrong step off a ladder on to the surface of the Moon was one of the better things I remember that year.
I just now have an real excuse to why I won't get up and dance.Not that what kids my age were calling dancing, if they didn't care for Disco
Since I still party like I'm 25, you must be getting carded still when you visit the USA.
I remember reading about a break in at the Watergate by two no name Metro Reporters. Staying up til 3am to watch Neil Armstrong step off a ladder on to the surface of the Moon was one of the better things I remember that year.
I just now have an real excuse to why I won't get up and dance.Not that what kids my age were calling dancing, if they didn't care for Disco
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
May 5th was Michael Palin's birthday. Today is yours. Happy birthday.
Edited, May 6th 2009 12:58am by Annabella
Edited, May 6th 2009 12:58am by Annabella
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Olde-er than me, but not by much!!
Carbunculatons on Ding 47, Gaffer!!
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Nobby: I have already nuked two of your posts for the f word, I edited this one, don't do it any more.
Where's the love?
Go f*@& yourself with a #*%$ &%*@£%der and $&#@ spoons to @#&%£ elderberries.
Edited, May 6th 2009 2:23am by Darqflame
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
Edited, May 6th 2009 2:23am by Darqflame
ITT: We find out DF has a time machine.
Siralin wrote:
Nobby wrote:
Edited, May 6th 2009 2:23am by Darqflame
ITT: We find out DF has a time machine.
The server that posts the edit times is in a different timezone than the server that posts the original message... or something.
Dear people I don't like: 凸(â—´―｀â—)凸
Glorious trivialities on your birthday.
I'm sure any digital gift will never beat the pony you fondled as a child.
I'm sure any digital gift will never beat the pony you fondled as a child.
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