What have I missed? It's all in the titleFollow

I surpassed your post count.

Nothing of significance has occured in your absence. Well, BT got temporarily muted.

I let out a long lingering fart a few moments ag. Shame you missed that, it was stinking, choking , putrid hell .

Your **** is not you, why should he have to dress like you?

Me ? Well, I only dye the bits people see on a regular basis !

Actually, I found my first grey **** last year, I was so shocked that I took the **** and showed my friends , who were sat on ym couch drinking beer . I started going grey on my head at age 10 though, so shouldn't be too shocked .

So far, that grey **** has not returned, and no others have been sighted . So far *wanders off for a detailed **** inspection*

Edited, May 5th 2009 4:16pm by fatalillusiontw

See? I was right.

Does that mean you can suck your own **** too?

You don't want to know.

It's quiet in the OoT, too quiet. It's gonna be a long week without seeing BT or Mindel with one of their scathing posts. Though I hope they won't be all pissy when they get back otherwise they might be going away for a long time.

We made it through the time where they posted each once a week, and that was longer. Meh.

Also, I surpassed both of your postcounts.

Maybe you'll produce more sperm now because of my awesome e-presence, who knows?

Maybe you should endeavour freedom for your ejaculate, then.

That's how I read that first.