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It's several hours later, and I am now exceptionally drunk. I was tempted to make a ZOMG GAIZ I'M DRUNX thread, but then I remembbered I'm better than that..

All the Irish people I met so far weren't drunk at all. One of them wanted to get me drunk.

Maybe they're just good at hiding it.

Actually, one of them was drunk at one point (after like two bottles of beer, as well), but he was a pikey from London or some sort of homeless bloke who definitely did not have an Irish accent but all the rage against England. Oh I don't know.

We generally can handle our drink, at least better than the English. A couple of scots have put me to the test though.

I tend to be ok when I'm this drunk, I'm often told the more sober I seem, the drunker I'm getting, because I try harder or something... Then it passes a point where I stop caring and I wake up naked on a balcony with a fat mexican named Jesus(pronouced hay-zeuss).

But at least I can still type.

I have a hereditary condition called hereditary haemonchromotosis. Totally harmless, it's like upside-down anaemia and is in absolutely no way contagious!