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#1 Apr 30 2009 at 3:30 PM Rating: Good
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Couple caught having sex on Queen's lawn

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Tourists enjoying a day of sightseeing at Windsor Castle got more than they bargained for today when a couple were caught having sex on the Queen's lawn.

Ignoring signs asking visitors to Please Keep Off The Grass, the man and woman, said to be in their early 30, selected a spot near the castle's Garter Tower and stripped off in full view of hotels, pubs and shops.




Heh, I don't really see much sense in doing something like that and risking so much just for having sex.

I mean, I've met people who pulled off that sort of thing, but they actually had a message to go with it. Smiley: um
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Some people gain a sexual thrill from exhibitionism. They weren't acting rationally, they were simply really, really horny.
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They should be shot for Treason against Her Majesty.
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I'd like to see the Queen's "O" face.
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If the opportunity came up, I'd have sex on the queen's doorstep too.
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Monsieur MojoVIII wrote:
If the opportunity came up, I'd have sex with the queen.



Really? That's just sick. Smiley: laugh

Edited, Apr 30th 2009 9:32pm by toohotforu
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Sex in public is fun, so long has you have no problems with dirt, cold, hard or jagged surfaces and the possibility of being caught naked and flushed by total strangers.

Doing it in the middle of the day on the Queen's lawn is...brave, I guess. Also incredibly stupid. We in Melbourne caught a couple doing it in the big ferris wheel we have near the docks recently. They totally forgot that every booth had its own security camera :D
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The One and Only toohotforu wrote:
Monsieur MojoVIII wrote:
If the opportunity came up, I'd have sex with the queen.



Really? That's just sick. Smiley: laugh


I would too.

Last I checked, power is sexy.

Edited, Apr 30th 2009 9:33pm by Iamadam
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Iamadam the Shady wrote:
The One and Only toohotforu wrote:
Monsieur MojoVIII wrote:
If the opportunity came up, I'd have sex with the queen.



Really? That's just sick. Smiley: laugh


I would too.

Last I checked, power is sexy.

Edited, Apr 30th 2009 9:33pm by Iamadam
So many things would break in that act. Including the last shreds of my dignity, and her pelvis.
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#11 Apr 30 2009 at 7:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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Monsieur MojoVIII wrote:
So many things would break in that act. Including the last shreds of my dignity, and her pelvis.


Who needs dignity when you have a happy dance?

Come on Mojo, do your happy dance!
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Pray... For... Mojo...
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Who is Mojo? Was he someone else before?
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Warchief Annabella wrote:
Who is Mojo? Was he someone else before?


It doesn't matter.

All that matters is the fact that he's trainable and helpful.
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Warchief Annabella wrote:
Who is Mojo? Was he someone else before?
No I'm shiny and new.
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And lolgaxe gave birth to you? You were birthed from a lolcat and a unicorn?
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Well, until now I have more or less exclusively posted in FFXI Warrior forums, and my server forum, but I came here to make a congrats post for lolgaxe, and read a few posts, and felt like contributing and one thing led to another and I woke up here with no pants on and a mouth like an ashtray.
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Obviously, there have been 7 other Mojo's before this current incarnation. Hopefully they were able to iron out all the flaws in the previous versions.

I mean, jeeze, it's like you people don't even try to parse the data laying before you.
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He's one of the mediocre posters from Pandemonium who is hoping to make it in the big city with Lemmi & Soggy.
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Obviously, there have been 7 other Mojo's before this current incarnation. Hopefully they were able to iron out all the flaws in the previous versions.

I mean, jeeze, it's like you people don't even try to parse the data laying before you.


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Professor Lemmi wrote:
He's one of the mediocre posters from Pandemonium who is hoping to make it in the big city with Lemmi & Soggy.
says captain soi himself?Smiley: bah
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Iamadam the Shady wrote:
The One and Only toohotforu wrote:
Monsieur MojoVIII wrote:
If the opportunity came up, I'd have sex with the queen.



Really? That's just sick. Smiley: laugh


I would too.

Last I checked, power is sexy.


Also, you could probably get a book deal out of it. "Servicing Her Majesty" or something like that. You might make millions.
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#23 May 01 2009 at 2:27 AM Rating: Good
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Monsieur MojoVIII wrote:
If the opportunity came up, I'd have sex on the queen's doorstep too.


Well, you are Irish.


Also, RJ and moi snogged at the entrance of Buckingham Palace.
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Professor Lemmi wrote:
He's one of the mediocre posters from Pandemonium who is hoping to make it in the big city with Lemmi & Soggy.


Intentional irony is intentional, right?
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#25 May 01 2009 at 3:38 AM Rating: Good
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I think Mojo is mighty fine Smiley: thumbsup
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I think Mojo is mighty fine Smiley: thumbsup

I'm liking him, I think he should stay.
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