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#52 Apr 30 2009 at 9:05 AM Rating: Decent
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No, I have no clue what one does with an anaconda come winter time in Chicago.


That's wasy. Wrap it up in (live) cats.

Just make sure it doesn't eat them all.
#53 Apr 30 2009 at 9:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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Alternatively, fry it in butter and whip it at cars.

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#54 Apr 30 2009 at 9:20 AM Rating: Decent
Samira wrote:
Alternatively, fry it in butter and whip it at cars.


A solution elegant in its efficacy.
#55 Apr 30 2009 at 9:23 AM Rating: Decent
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No, I have no clue what one does with an anaconda come winter time in Chicago.


Snakes fly south for the winter. In helicopters.
#56 Apr 30 2009 at 9:25 AM Rating: Good
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MentalFrog wrote:
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No, I have no clue what one does with an anaconda come winter time in Chicago.


Snakes fly south for the winter. In helicopters.
I think they go in planes. I'm pretty sure they made a documentary about it not too long ago.
#57 Apr 30 2009 at 9:33 AM Rating: Decent
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MaxsOwner wrote:
MentalFrog wrote:
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No, I have no clue what one does with an anaconda come winter time in Chicago.


Snakes fly south for the winter. In helicopters.
I think they go in planes. I'm pretty sure they made a documentary about it not too long ago.


Nope, you're barking up the wrong toteum pole.
#58 Apr 30 2009 at 4:31 PM Rating: Decent
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No, I have no clue what one does with an anaconda come winter time in Chicago.


General Tso knows.
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#59 Apr 30 2009 at 5:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:
No, I have no clue what one does with an anaconda come winter time in Chicago.

General Tso knows.
I assume he knew what to do with the extra cats as well.
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#60 Apr 30 2009 at 9:56 PM Rating: Good
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Hmm...

Your anaconda may trump my special needs cousin throwing her own party and the smelly, obese chick in an amigo.

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No, I have no clue what one does with an anaconda come winter time in Chicago.


General Tso Samuel L. Jackson knows.


Fixed that there for you.

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