My Ex boyfriends boss Mike is a mason. We didn't know much about it, other than that he, and his friend Melvin also, are masons . They're both stinking rich, Mike through vaing worked in the record industry in the 60's, and now running a pub as a hobby, and Melvin who used to be the queens train driver many years ago.
It came in handy though - we had a spot of bother with a neighbour harrassing us a couple of years ago.She'd asked us to babysit her dog while on holiday, and when she returned, she didn't want it back and stuck us with it . Since the dog was dangerous (no assumption on breed here, it had taken a couple of nips out of both me and my boyfriend) we called the animal shelter, who took it in , and looked after it, discovering several partially healed bones that led them to believe she'd been abusing the dog. She started a campaign of harrassment, throwing bricks at the windows, hurling abuse, and getting teenage friends of hers to beat up my ex.
Try as we might to go through the proper channels, nothing was being resolved by the police, or the local council. We purchased CCTV, it got cut down . As the neighbour was a mormon (I'm not tarring all mormons here - she definately wasn't doing it by the book), we even approached the Mormon church to see if they could intervene . They pretty much dismissed it as not their issue to deal with .
Mike got the then Chief Constable for Nottingham to phone us up and talk to us about the problem, and a couple of days later, he paid a personal visit to our home to talk about it further. As we talked through the actions we'd taken, including approaching the church, we found out that as well as being Police Chief Constable, and a mason, he was also a mormon .
He went away, and for a couple of days, we didn't hear anything . Then he turned up again, bringing in tow a couple of church official (I'm not sure what the correct term is for them) and went to my neighbours house . I'm not too sure what was said in there , between the police and her church elders, but about an hour later, she came round and apologised to us. A week or so later, we also recieved a new CCTV camera through the post, anonymously, although I can only assume it came from the masons .
I don't know what they do in their meetings, I don't know whats with the funny robes, or the symbolism, but I do know that having a mason as a friend is pretty useful, they get **** done .
They've also paid for my ex's back operation to be done privately as waiting on the NHS would have taken two years .