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Smasharoo wrote:
Oh wow. People really need to think before speaking.
They do? When did "Mexican" become a politically incorrect thing to name a disease? What's the worst that could happen, I mean they named "German Measles" in '38, and there were no consequences there....
They do? When did "Mexican" become a politically incorrect thing to name a disease? What's the worst that could happen, I mean they named "German Measles" in '38, and there were no consequences there....
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Oh wow. People really need to think before speaking.
They do? When did "Mexican" become a politically incorrect thing to name a disease? What's the worst that could happen, I mean they named "German Measles" in '38, and there were no consequences there....
They do? When did "Mexican" become a politically incorrect thing to name a disease? What's the worst that could happen, I mean they named "German Measles" in '38, and there were no consequences there....
No, Smash was making a funny joke. Germans. '38. Ha.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Warchief Annabella wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Oh wow. People really need to think before speaking.
They do? When did "Mexican" become a politically incorrect thing to name a disease? What's the worst that could happen, I mean they named "German Measles" in '38, and there were no consequences there....
They do? When did "Mexican" become a politically incorrect thing to name a disease? What's the worst that could happen, I mean they named "German Measles" in '38, and there were no consequences there....
No, Smash was making a funny joke. Germans. '38. Ha.
I think about 15% of my jokes revolve around WWII or the Third Reich in some way. This is probably rather sad. It must be great being a therapist. You can just saunter in and say "I'm sorry, madam, but my diagnosis is complete: there is nothing wrong with, you're just a horrible person". Then, when she's sobbing into her hanky you can nudge her in the ribs with your elbow and snicker "just kidding!".
I think the mortality rate is still lower than SARS.
It'll just be an excuse to get more money to tighten the boarder with Mexico, maybe build their big "Berliño" Wall? Just gotta push for the name change to the "Mexican" flu harder, make people really know that it's all those dirty Mexicans' fault.
Edited, Apr 27th 2009 8:23pm by TirithRR
It'll just be an excuse to get more money to tighten the boarder with Mexico, maybe build their big "Berliño" Wall? Just gotta push for the name change to the "Mexican" flu harder, make people really know that it's all those dirty Mexicans' fault.
Edited, Apr 27th 2009 8:23pm by TirithRR
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Kavekk wrote:
Warchief Annabella wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
Oh wow. People really need to think before speaking.
They do? When did "Mexican" become a politically incorrect thing to name a disease? What's the worst that could happen, I mean they named "German Measles" in '38, and there were no consequences there....
They do? When did "Mexican" become a politically incorrect thing to name a disease? What's the worst that could happen, I mean they named "German Measles" in '38, and there were no consequences there....
No, Smash was making a funny joke. Germans. '38. Ha.
I think about 15% of my jokes revolve around WWII or the Third Reich in some way. This is probably rather sad. It must be great being a therapist. You can just saunter in and say "I'm sorry, madam, but my diagnosis is complete: there is nothing wrong with, you're just a horrible person". Then, when she's sobbing into her hanky you can nudge her in the ribs with your elbow and snicker "just kidding!".
When me and my therapist friends get together, we do joke about the worst things you'd say to a client.
"You are all bad and inherently unloveable."
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Warchief Annabella wrote:
When me and my therapist friends get together, we do joke about the worst things you'd say to a client.
"You are all bad and inherently unloveable."
"You are all bad and inherently unloveable."
"25 dollars for the Happy Ending."
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
My girlfriend is a pharmacy tech and she was telling me today that people were going crazy. They quickly sold out of breathing masks and, last I checked, were running out of the medicine needed. Personally, I'm not worried. Then again, it's in Uncle Sam's best interest to keep me healthy.
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My students' response to this today:
"What's Swine Flu? I heard some people died because of it." They were pretty well horrified until they listened to what's been repeated by news agencies, that all confirmed cases have been linked back to individuals who visited Mexico.
Of course, anyone near those individuals may have contracted it without having signs showing yet, so I suppose we'll see. I doubt this'll be any worse than previous 'pandemics', and perhaps even quite a bit weaker than SARS was.
Edit: Swing flu. Apparently it's been a long day.
Edited, Apr 28th 2009 1:14am by Komolai
"What's Swine Flu? I heard some people died because of it." They were pretty well horrified until they listened to what's been repeated by news agencies, that all confirmed cases have been linked back to individuals who visited Mexico.
Of course, anyone near those individuals may have contracted it without having signs showing yet, so I suppose we'll see. I doubt this'll be any worse than previous 'pandemics', and perhaps even quite a bit weaker than SARS was.
Edit: Swing flu. Apparently it's been a long day.
Edited, Apr 28th 2009 1:14am by Komolai
TirithRR wrote:
Warchief Annabella wrote:
When me and my therapist friends get together, we do joke about the worst things you'd say to a client.
"You are all bad and inherently unloveable."
"You are all bad and inherently unloveable."
"25 dollars for the Happy Ending."
"I can help you, Usagi."
You know what? besides humans, 2 other animals readily Tan. Pigs, and hammerhead sharks! We're not going to die of swine flu, we're going to all die of hammerhead shark flu!!!!!!
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Yeah, so the news has shown the same clip about surgical/face masks like 10 times now, and it's kind of creeping me out...
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
Warchief Annabella wrote:
When me and my therapist friends get together, we do joke about the worst things you'd say to a client.
"You are all bad and inherently unloveable."
"You are all bad and inherently unloveable."
"25 dollars for the Happy Ending."
"I can help you, Usagi."
"OMG, you wanted to do that to your mother?"
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Warchief Annabella wrote:
Well, it's the end of the world. This is where Ash is finally gonna score.
Well if it is the end of the world, My husband would probably be dead so, yeah I'm game. Lets go out with a bang.
Jophiel wrote:
Monsanto wrote:
Monsanto has also established a hot line to help you obtain Monsanto specific messages regarding Swine flu and work
1-800- ***-**** or 1-314-***-****
1-800- ***-**** or 1-314-***-****
And. . . barrum-psshhh
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
If a Pandemic means I don't have to go to work, then I'll take 3 please.
WHO have raised this to level 5
(In before "Ours go to 11")
This is starting to look nasty
Edited, Apr 29th 2009 8:32pm by Nobby
(In before "Ours go to 11")
This is starting to look nasty
Edited, Apr 29th 2009 8:32pm by Nobby
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I bet I die from swine flu. This'll be my commupence for repeatedly laughing at it and its avian cousin.
Email I got had this pic attached. I promptly went and washed my hands after handling the email and saving the pic. I think someone was trying to infect me with the swine flu.
Your poll lacked the option I wanted:
I don't give a rat's ***, but find it disgusting how the media is freaking out over the death of one baby when a lot moregardeners housekeepers wage slaves Mexicans are dying.
I don't give a rat's ***, but find it disgusting how the media is freaking out over the death of one baby when a lot more
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Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
The idea of old school is way more interesting than the reality
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Email I got had this pic attached. I promptly went and washed my hands after handling the email and saving the pic. I think someone was trying to infect me with the swine flu.
And now you're trying to get us all? SON OF A *****.
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I now have discovered the flouride conspiracy's true purpose: To keep Americans safe from the Mexican Pig Flu. After having stopped my consumption of flouride-treated water, I have contracted the disease. I fear my time is short, I must warn the world.
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Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
The idea of old school is way more interesting than the reality
I think the mortality rate is still lower than SARS.
Oh thank goodness. We barely made it through the horror of the SARS pandemic as an intact society. I pray every night that some 19 year old former Disney Channel star will have photos taken of her genitalia so the news media can move on to something more meaningful.
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Smasharoo wrote:
I think the mortality rate is still lower than SARS.
Oh thank goodness. We barely made it through the horror of the SARS pandemic as an intact society. I pray every night that some 19 year old former Disney Channel star will have photos taken of her genitalia so the news media can move on to something more meaningful.
I come for the distraction but I stay for the vaginas.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Warchief Annabella wrote:
Smasharoo wrote:
I think the mortality rate is still lower than SARS.
Oh thank goodness. We barely made it through the horror of the SARS pandemic as an intact society. I pray every night that some 19 year old former Disney Channel star will have photos taken of her genitalia so the news media can move on to something more meaningful.
I come for the distraction but I stay for the vaginas.
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The idea of old school is way more interesting than the reality
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