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#1 Jun 18 2008 at 11:44 AM Rating: Good
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Which way do you put the toilet paper on the roll
So the top rolls away from the wall:30 (54.5%)
So the top rolls toward the wall:7 (12.7%)
What the **** is this ****?:7 (12.7%)
Go away, Stubs:11 (20.0%)
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#2 Jun 18 2008 at 11:44 AM Rating: Good
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Over the top is the only way to go.
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#3 Jun 18 2008 at 11:51 AM Rating: Decent
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who is stubs?
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#4 Jun 18 2008 at 11:52 AM Rating: Good
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Top rolls away from the wall. Whenever I see otherwise I make sure to leave a gigantic unholy mess in the bowl to signify my displeasure with whoever placed that toilet roll in a heathen fashion.
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#5 Jun 18 2008 at 11:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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enpitsu wrote:
who is stubs?


Who, indeed? He's an enigma to us all.

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#6 Jun 18 2008 at 11:53 AM Rating: Decent
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enpitsu wrote:
who is stubs?


This is an interesting question. See sig for details.
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#7 Jun 18 2008 at 11:57 AM Rating: Good
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Honestly, I'm usually too lazy to actually put it on the roll. I just set the roll on its end on top of the little bar. F*ck you guys, I live on a farm.
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Barkingturtle wrote:
Honestly, I'm usually too lazy to actually put it on the roll. I just set the roll on its end on top of the little bar. F*ck you guys, I live on a farm.


I've been known to do this from time to time, though usually with more purpose. I like the big fluffy rolls, but they don't always fit on the roll properly right out of the wrapper. Sometimes they rub against the wall as a I pull each sheet and it causes a tear before I'm ready.

Yes, I'm **** about TP. Smiley: glare
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Yes, I'm **** about TP. Smiley: glare
For some reason that statement made me giggle entirely too much. I got a popup saying my license for having a decent sense of humor has been revoked.
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#10 Jun 18 2008 at 12:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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NorthAI the Hand wrote:
BrownDuck wrote:
Yes, I'm **** about TP. Smiley: glare
For some reason that statement made me giggle entirely too much. I got a popup saying my license for having a decent sense of humor has been revoked.


Was it signed "Regards, Word"?

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#11 Jun 18 2008 at 12:15 PM Rating: Default
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Samira wrote:
NorthAI the Hand wrote:
BrownDuck wrote:
Yes, I'm **** about TP. Smiley: glare
For some reason that statement made me giggle entirely too much. I got a popup saying my license for having a decent sense of humor has been revoked.


Was it signed "Regards, Word"?


That'll be enough CTS from you young lady. Smiley: tongue
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#12 Jun 18 2008 at 12:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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CTS? Vas ist das?

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#13 Jun 18 2008 at 12:19 PM Rating: Decent
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Samira wrote:
CTS? Vas ist das?


Cross-Thread Shenanigans, silly.
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#14 Jun 18 2008 at 12:19 PM Rating: Decent
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Samira wrote:
NorthAI the Hand wrote:
BrownDuck wrote:
Yes, I'm **** about TP. Smiley: glare
For some reason that statement made me giggle entirely too much. I got a popup saying my license for having a decent sense of humor has been revoked.
Was it signed "Regards, Word"?
No. Yesterday he did make a little funny about leaving my account as smoking ashes. Not so sure he was joking anymore...
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#15 Jun 18 2008 at 12:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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BrownDuck wrote:
Samira wrote:
CTS? Vas ist das?


Cross-Thread Shenanigans, silly.


Oh! A new TLA to play with.

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Against the wall is the only way civilized society recognizes. Historians have traced the fall of Rome to their 'over the top' approach to toilet paper. That and unnatural behavior between men and boys. But mostly the paper thing. Barbarian hordes may have been involved.
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#17 Jun 18 2008 at 12:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Real barbarians don't use toilet paper.

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#18 Jun 18 2008 at 12:34 PM Rating: Decent
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Samira wrote:
Real barbarians don't use toilet paper.


There was a pine cone shortage in Rome.
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#19 Jun 18 2008 at 12:36 PM Rating: Good
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BrownDuck wrote:
Samira wrote:
Real barbarians don't use toilet paper.


There was a pine cone shortage in Rome.


This is for you, Brownduck.
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Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
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Commander Annabella wrote:
BrownDuck wrote:
Samira wrote:
Real barbarians don't use toilet paper.


There was a pine cone shortage in Rome.


This is for you, Brownduck.



mmmkay.
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#21 Jun 18 2008 at 12:44 PM Rating: Good
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You know, a good poo is quite an afternoon delight too.
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Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
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#22 Jun 18 2008 at 12:49 PM Rating: Good
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Am I crazy or did we not have this exact same poll a few weeks ago?

I don't give a crap either way, but my wife prefers that it rolls away from the wall.
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#23 Jun 18 2008 at 12:55 PM Rating: Good
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BrownDuck wrote:
enpitsu wrote:
who is stubs?


This is an interesting question. See sig for details.
There are certain moments in your life when someone says or posts something that leaves an aura of douche surrounding the moment you read it. This was one of those moments.
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#24 Jun 18 2008 at 12:59 PM Rating: Decent
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Quadkit wrote:
Always good for a laugh.
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#25 Jun 18 2008 at 1:02 PM Rating: Good
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Allegory gets his name back, but I don't? Nice double standard.


Smiley: lol Smiley: laugh Smiley: lol

Oooh, that's rich. I love it.

Love it, I say!
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#26 Jun 18 2008 at 1:16 PM Rating: Decent
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PunkFloyd, King of Bards wrote:
Am I crazy or did we not have this exact same poll a few weeks ago?


Did we? I don't recall. Smiley: eek
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