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#102 Nov 14 2007 at 7:29 PM Rating: Good
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
BT has got an excellent idea there.

And, if your relationship lasts, it will be sweet to pull it out and frame it or something for a one year anniversary or something.

The Husband always gets a little something something when he remembers sweet stuff from years ago. For instance, he remembers what I was wearing the first time he saw me. Which is impressive, because we were in the sixth grade. Smiley: grin


does that mean you have to break out the cervix cream?
#103 Nov 14 2007 at 7:33 PM Rating: Good
Master Araxius wrote:
does that mean you have to break out the cervix cream?


Only for certain positions.
#104 Nov 14 2007 at 7:34 PM Rating: Good
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Master Araxius wrote:
does that mean you have to break out the cervix cream?


Only for certain positions.


K, no more eating while I browse the forums. I dropped my fork and chipped my plate. Smiley: frown
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#105 Nov 14 2007 at 7:35 PM Rating: Good
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Master Araxius wrote:
does that mean you have to break out the cervix cream?


Only for certain positions.


K, no more eating while I browse the forums. I dropped my fork and chipped my plate. Smiley: frown


I wanted to say, "Sometimes, I chip a tooth," but that's not true. It was only for the shock value. Smiley: frown
#106 Nov 14 2007 at 7:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
I wanted to say, "Sometimes, I chip a tooth," but that's not true. It was only for the shock value. Smiley: frown


Whatever you say baby. All Canadians know that women with chipped teeth are hawt.
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#107 Nov 14 2007 at 7:38 PM Rating: Good
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
I wanted to say, "Sometimes, I chip a tooth," but that's not true. It was only for the shock value. Smiley: frown


Whatever you say baby. All Canadians know that women with chipped teeth are hawt.


Smiley: lol
#108 Nov 15 2007 at 12:00 AM Rating: Good
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I have a feeling Galka decided to go ********** instead of taking my advice.

Oh well, I s'pose he's gonna need the practice.


Smiley: lol Actually I didn't. I decided sleep was more important as I have a lot of programming to do today, and I kinda suck at it.

She was wearing her coat all night. It was ******* freezing in the cinema.
#109 Nov 15 2007 at 12:11 AM Rating: Good
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Galkaman wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I have a feeling Galka decided to go ********** instead of taking my advice.

Oh well, I s'pose he's gonna need the practice.


Smiley: lol Actually I didn't. I decided sleep was more important as I have a lot of programming to do today, and I kinda suck at it.

She was wearing her coat all night. It was @#%^ing freezing in the cinema.

What colour was it? What was the fabric texture like? Did it have any cute fastenings?

Was it totally unmemorable compared to her eyes and hair?
#110 Nov 15 2007 at 12:29 AM Rating: Good
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Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
What colour was it? What was the fabric texture like? Did it have any cute fastenings?


Indeed, definitely a good one to remember. BT's advice on this is golden. Bring it up in casual conversation like 6 weeks from now. She'll probably rape you.


Then again, maybe it's just my GF that rapes me like that.
#111 Nov 15 2007 at 12:38 AM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
What colour was it? What was the fabric texture like? Did it have any cute fastenings?


Indeed, definitely a good one to remember. BT's advice on this is golden. Bring it up in casual conversation like 6 weeks from now. She'll probably rape you.


Then again, maybe it's just my GF that rapes me like that.

Bringing it up 5 years later is even better! Smiley: schooled
#112 Nov 15 2007 at 12:39 AM Rating: Good
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Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
Bringing it up 5 years later is even better! Smiley: schooled


True enough, but both is even better. Smiley: grin
#113 Nov 15 2007 at 2:05 AM Rating: Good
Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
Galkaman wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I have a feeling Galka decided to go ********** instead of taking my advice.

Oh well, I s'pose he's gonna need the practice.


Smiley: lol Actually I didn't. I decided sleep was more important as I have a lot of programming to do today, and I kinda suck at it.

She was wearing her coat all night. It was @#%^ing freezing in the cinema.

What colour was it? What was the fabric texture like? Did it have any cute fastenings?

Was it totally unmemorable compared to her eyes and hair?


That one.
#114 Nov 15 2007 at 3:29 AM Rating: Good
Galkaman wrote:
Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
Galkaman wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I have a feeling Galka decided to go ********** instead of taking my advice.

Oh well, I s'pose he's gonna need the practice.


Smiley: lol Actually I didn't. I decided sleep was more important as I have a lot of programming to do today, and I kinda suck at it.

She was wearing her coat all night. It was @#%^ing freezing in the cinema.

What colour was it? What was the fabric texture like? Did it have any cute fastenings?

Was it totally unmemorable compared to her eyes and hair?


That one.
In that case, take one of her eyes, and a lock of her hair, and then in five years time you can be all romantic and be like "hey look, I have a lock of your hair and one of your eyes that I kept from after our first date".

#115 Nov 15 2007 at 7:22 AM Rating: Good
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Wow. Writing everything down is an amazing idea. Eye color. Favorite flower. Little things really count. The first few years, thehusbandguyfornow would get me the lilies that were in my bridal bouquet. There are a lot of little things that you can pull out from the past that will make even the most romantically impaired guy look like Romeo.

I have a $3 glass bunny from a zoo in Tampa, that one of my guy friends got me when I visited. Sweetest damn gift I ever got (aside from every macaroni and glue project my babies bring me from school).

I am terrified at the prospect of re-entering the whole dating scene. We mostly have cows, corn, and dangerous chemicals. Not much of a "dating scene" 'round here.

And yeah, BT, we do have peanut butter. But that only takes you so far.Smiley: sly
#116 Nov 15 2007 at 7:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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In that case, take one of her eyes, and a lock of her hair, and then in five years time you can be all romantic and be like "hey look, I have a lock of your hair and one of your eyes that I kept from after our first date".


Smiley: laugh

And Galkaman, you dog! Way to get yourself smooched.

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#117 Nov 15 2007 at 7:56 AM Rating: Decent
Great! But be careful: It's too soon to ask to stick it in her pooper. That's after the 3rd date. Or you can take a brick and... well...
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