ITT: I ***** about ****** drivers.
So I was driving to DQ to get me some Reese's blizzard action and I had an epiphany. Why can't every car have the phone number of the driver as the license plate?
This would lead the a sharp rise in on the road violence for a little while, and then drop off suddenly when people realized that their actions on the road had direct and swift consequences.
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Man, I want a blizzard so bad now.
Hell yeah, I've got some caramel toffee crunch ice cream in the fridge, and I am so gonna eat that sh*t right now.
Edited, Nov 12th 2007 11:31am by Barkingturtle
Edited, Nov 12th 2007 11:31am by Barkingturtle
Prince Kaain wrote:
Man, I want a blizzard so bad now.
I am eating it right now, and I can't begin to tell you how delicious it is.
So do you have an actual complaint? I mean what did said driver do to **** you off? Did thier order use up all the Reeses so you had none?
Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
Senjiow the Mundane wrote:
Prince Kaain wrote:
Man, I want a blizzard so bad now.
I am eating it right now, and I can't begin to tell you how delicious it is.
Every time I eat a Blizzard, i get one of the worst stomach aches imaginable. I have to schedule a good 1-2 hours for recovery
. But dammit, it's worth it.
Prince Kaain wrote:
Man, I want a blizzard so bad now.
Mmmm. Cookie Dough....
Butterfinger Blizzard... How I Love Thee
Prince Kaain wrote:
Butterfinger Blizzard... How I Love Thee
I remember when I was a kid getting an M&M Blizzard (that was before both of our Dairy Queens in town were shut down for selling drugs) and I'd get so excited when I got to the bottom of the cup, and there were a few whole M&M's down there in the melty ice cream.
Goddammit, I want ice cream.
Senjiow the Mundane wrote:
ITT: I ***** about sh*tty drivers.
So I was driving to DQ to get me some Reese's blizzard action and I had an epiphany. Why can't every car have the phone number of the driver as the license plate?
This would lead the a sharp rise in on the road violence for a little while, and then drop off suddenly when people realized that their actions on the road had direct and swift consequences.
So I was driving to DQ to get me some Reese's blizzard action and I had an epiphany. Why can't every car have the phone number of the driver as the license plate?
This would lead the a sharp rise in on the road violence for a little while, and then drop off suddenly when people realized that their actions on the road had direct and swift consequences.
That's brilliant. Damn it. Someone make it happen. Pronto.
Edit: What's a DQ? Dairy Queen? We don't have those around here. D:
Edited, Nov 12th 2007 2:40pm by Zackary
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Thank god I stopped playing MMOs.
Yes, I lost faith in the powers that be.
But in doing so I came across the will to disagree.
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But I take responsibility for every single sin. ♪ ♫
Thank god I stopped playing MMOs.
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Prince Kaain wrote:
Butterfinger Blizzard... How I Love Thee
I remember when I was a kid getting an M&M Blizzard (that was before both of our Dairy Queens in town were shut down for selling drugs) and I'd get so excited when I got to the bottom of the cup, and there were a few whole M&M's down there in the melty ice cream.
Goddammit, I want ice cream.
Inserting obligatory "frozen yogurt is by far superior than ice cream" statement.
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Prince Kaain wrote:
Butterfinger Blizzard... How I Love Thee
I remember when I was a kid getting an M&M Blizzard (that was before both of our Dairy Queens in town were shut down for selling drugs) and I'd get so excited when I got to the bottom of the cup, and there were a few whole M&M's down there in the melty ice cream.
Oh man, I'm the same way with a Butterfinger one.. only they tend to have rather large chunks all throughout the blizzard. It's like ******* Christmas every time your spoon is suddenly stopped by a big ol' crunchy piece of chocolate and orange colored whatever goodness.
Belk wrote:
Goddammit, I want ice cream. 
Me too
So the bright idea was going out for a Blizzard? (jus' checkin' since every stand-up comedian I see lately, has the car license/cell # joke.)
I would like one, now. Thanks...
I would like one, now. Thanks...
The Growlingbunny of Doom wrote:
So the bright idea was going out for a Blizzard? (jus' checkin' since every stand-up comedian I see lately, has the car license/cell # joke.)
I would like one, now. Thanks...
I would like one, now. Thanks...
You, me, and Kaain need to make a DQ run.
I'm all for ditching work. So where you wanna meet up?
I was a cook at a Tastee Freeze when I a teenager. I don't eat Ice Cram anymore.
Kaelesh wrote:
I was a cook at a Tastee Freeze when I a teenager. I don't eat Ice Cram anymore.
I worked at Sonic when I was a teen. Second only to Dairy Queen, Sonic has some nice frozen treats.
I will still eat ice cream.
The Growlingbunny of Doom wrote:
So the bright idea was going out for a Blizzard? (jus' checkin' since every stand-up comedian I see lately, has the car license/cell # joke.)
I would like one, now. Thanks...
I would like one, now. Thanks...
Really? That sucks, I thought it was just me who had this idea. I stopped listening to comedy when Dane Cook got his own 30 minute special.
Dyadem, my ***** was about drivers in general. I almost got into 3 accidents on the way to DQ (Dairy Queen) and 2 on the way back. Everyone of them their fault and FLAGRANT disregard for other drivers would be the cause.
I'll submit my phone number for my license plate but it's going to be the defunct second phone line I used to use for my dial-up.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
You, me, and Kaain need to make a DQ run.
I'm all for ditching work. So where you wanna meet up?
I'm all for ditching work. So where you wanna meet up?
I'm either headed STRAIGHT to DQ after work or Starbucks for a vente sized mocha frappuccino. I haven't decided which yet.
Mmmmm, or maybe the grocery store for some Ben & Jerry's.
Yeah, definitely Ben & Jerry's.
Now I need to decide between Half Baked, Chunky Monkey, or Peanut Butter Cup.
God dammit.
Original ideas aren't that original.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Senjiow the Mundane wrote:
ITT: I ***** about sh*tty drivers.
So I was driving to DQ to get me some Reese's blizzard action and I had an epiphany. Why can't every car have the phone number of the driver as the license plate?
This would lead the a sharp rise in on the road violence for a little while, and then drop off suddenly when people realized that their actions on the road had direct and swift consequences.
So I was driving to DQ to get me some Reese's blizzard action and I had an epiphany. Why can't every car have the phone number of the driver as the license plate?
This would lead the a sharp rise in on the road violence for a little while, and then drop off suddenly when people realized that their actions on the road had direct and swift consequences.
Before you know it, women all over the place will refuse to drive anywhere, to keep people from getting their numbers. Wait, now maybe this IS a good idea.
To the OOT women: This was just a joke.
Prince Kaain wrote:
Starbucks for a vente sized mocha frappuccino.
This does nothing for your street cred.
Prince Kaain wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
You, me, and Kaain need to make a DQ run.
I'm all for ditching work. So where you wanna meet up?
I'm all for ditching work. So where you wanna meet up?
I'm either headed STRAIGHT to DQ after work or Starbucks for a vente sized mocha frappuccino. I haven't decided which yet.
Mmmmm, or maybe the grocery store for some Ben & Jerry's.
Yeah, definitely Ben & Jerry's.
Now I need to decide between Half Baked, Chunky Monkey, or Peanut Butter Cup.
God dammit.
Half Baked.. DUH!
Kaelesh wrote:
Prince Kaain wrote:
Starbucks for a vente sized mocha frappuccino.
This does nothing for your street cred.
Too delicious, don't care.
If it was a bit thicker I'd consider making sweet sweet love to it before I enjoyed it's chocolatey goodness.
Melody wrote:
Half Baked.. DUH!
But Chunky Monkey's really good too
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