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#1 Nov 08 2007 at 7:25 AM Rating: Decent
Yo Nix, I heard from a reliable source that Kao hates homosexuals because they are like spiders.


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#2 Nov 08 2007 at 7:26 AM Rating: Excellent
Well. We are part of the arachnid family, so I can see why there is that animosity from Kaolian. Makes sense.
#3 Nov 08 2007 at 7:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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As long as Kao uses his E-peen, I'm sure Nix would be ok with getting squashed like a spider.
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#4 Nov 08 2007 at 7:27 AM Rating: Good
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
As long as Kao uses his E-peen, I'm sure Nix would be ok with getting squashed like a spider.

Smiley: lol
#5 Nov 08 2007 at 7:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
Well. We are part of the arachnid family, so I can see why there is that animosity from Kaolian. Makes sense.
Both gays and spiders show an particular fondess for silk.
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#6 Nov 08 2007 at 7:29 AM Rating: Excellent
I hear that Kao's epeen is a baby's arm that was gifted from BT.
#7 Nov 08 2007 at 7:30 AM Rating: Excellent
Jophiel wrote:
Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
Well. We are part of the arachnid family, so I can see why there is that animosity from Kaolian. Makes sense.
Both gays and spiders show an particular fondess for silk.
Smiley: laugh

On a side note, I tore a hole in the crotch of my silk spongebob pajamapants yesterday. Now I'm forced to wear my flannel pajamapants. Smiley: glare
#8 Nov 08 2007 at 7:33 AM Rating: Good
Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
Well. We are part of the arachnid family, so I can see why there is that animosity from Kaolian. Makes sense.
Both gays and spiders show an particular fondess for silk.
Smiley: laugh

On a side note, I tore a hole in the crotch of my silk spongebob pajamapants yesterday. Now I'm forced to wear my flannel pajamapants. Smiley: glare
Aren't ****, like spiders, supposed to be proficient in sewing? Smiley: dubious
#9 Nov 08 2007 at 7:34 AM Rating: Excellent
Elderon wrote:
Aren't ****, like spiders, supposed to be proficient in sewing? Smiley: dubious
We have a tendency for that too, but alas, I'm a little manlier than that... I make jewelry.
#10 Nov 08 2007 at 7:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Aren't ****, like spiders, supposed to be proficient in sewing? Smiley: dubious
We have a tendency for that too, but alas, I'm a little manlier than that... I make jewelry.


Then, can't you pin your crotch together with a nice brooch?
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#11 Nov 08 2007 at 7:36 AM Rating: Excellent
I'll never willingly putting a sharp point near my crotch. An electric razor does not count.
#12 Nov 08 2007 at 7:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
Then, can't you pin your crotch together with a nice brooch?


I just assumed he'd wear them backwards and turn them into assless jammies.
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#13 Nov 08 2007 at 7:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
On a side note, I tore a hole in the crotch of my silk spongebob pajamapants yesterday.
That must have been one hell of an erection.
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#14 Nov 08 2007 at 7:38 AM Rating: Good
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Samira wrote:
Then, can't you pin your crotch together with a nice brooch?


I just assumed he'd wear them backwards and turn them into assless jammies.


Smiley: lol Comedy!

Edited, Nov 8th 2007 9:38am by Kaelesh
#15 Nov 08 2007 at 12:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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Only if they have the requisite 8 limbs. The 4 limbed kind don't bother me. And even then it would be more of a "spiders are ******* evil" hatred than any related to orientation.
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#16 Nov 09 2007 at 9:18 AM Rating: Good
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#17 Nov 09 2007 at 9:47 AM Rating: Decent
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Only if they have the requisite 8 limbs. The 4 limbed kind don't bother me. And even then it would be more of a "spiders are @#%^ing evil" hatred than any related to orientation.
I think you would please Nix more if you say "five limbed".
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