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#1 Nov 05 2007 at 2:05 PM Rating: Good
This made me think especially of Allegory. If these had been invented, maybe he could have pulled away from his brother and we wouldn't have had to deal with his insipid drama.

Twins invent wedgie-proof underwear

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COLUMBUS, Ohio - Wedgie-proof underwear earned 8-year-old twin boys a spot Friday on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show." Using rigged boxers and fabric fasteners to hold together some seams, Jared and Justin Serovich came up with the "Rip Away 1000."

"When the person tries to grab you — like the bully or the person tries to give you a wedgie — they just rip away," Justin explained Thursday by phone from Los Angeles, where the TV segment was taped Wednesday.

The third graders from Gables Elementary School began brainstorming one day after they were horsing around, giving each other the treatment. Their mother's partner sarcastically said someone ought to invent wedgie-proof underwear, the family said.

The project got the boys to the finals of a central Ohio invention competition earlier this year, followed by the television appearance.
#2 Nov 05 2007 at 2:11 PM Rating: Decent
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#3 Nov 05 2007 at 2:16 PM Rating: Good
Vagina Dentata,
what a wonderful phrase
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Perhaps old but also hilarious.
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#4 Nov 05 2007 at 2:26 PM Rating: Decent
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The slight flaw in that design is that it leaves you with no underwear. A fact i'm sure bullies would be quick to capitalise on.
#5 Nov 05 2007 at 4:13 PM Rating: Decent
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Step 1: Wedgie
Step 2: Pantsing
Step 3: C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
#6 Nov 05 2007 at 4:43 PM Rating: Decent
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step 4: profit
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