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#27 Nov 05 2007 at 1:18 PM Rating: Decent
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Himmelskralle the Righteous wrote:
Forgive me, I wasn't trying to seem culturally insensitive. Also, I capitalize God no matter whom it refers to. Zeus: God of Thunder. etc.

As far as "My God" - I'm marginally Christian at best. I go to church to meet young girls with low self esteem, I try to believe - but eventually the hypocrisy gets to me and I go back into my mildly agnostic form.


It's all a matter of faith.
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#28 Nov 05 2007 at 1:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Himmelskralle the Righteous wrote:
I go to church to meet young girls with low self esteem.


You're way better off hanging out in the parking lots of abortion clinics.


At least they put out.
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#29 Nov 05 2007 at 1:23 PM Rating: Good
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Himmelskralle the Righteous wrote:
I go to church to meet young girls with low self esteem.


You're way better off hanging out in the parking lots of abortion clinics.


At least they put out.


And they aren't gonna get all hung up on an unborn child's right to life. Hell, church is about the worst place to pick up chicks.
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#30 Nov 05 2007 at 2:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Someone rated us down, Anna.

I bet it was Stubs.


I bet it was Magi's ***** Smiley: mad
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#31 Nov 05 2007 at 2:28 PM Rating: Good
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Spider Baby
Spider Baby
Does whatever a spider baby does
Can she swing
From a web
No she can't
She's a baby
Look out
She's a spider baby!
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#32 Nov 05 2007 at 2:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Spider Baby
Spider Baby
Does whatever a spider baby does
Can she swing
From a web
No she can't
She's a baby
Look out
She's a spider baby!


I was thinking more along the lines of how The Rock looked on Mummy, without the Scorpion bits of course.

The whole upright on 6 legs thing just seems kinda awesome.
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#33 Nov 05 2007 at 2:36 PM Rating: Default
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
And they aren't gonna get all hung up on an unborn child's right to life. Hell, church is about the worst place to pick up chicks.



Actually Church is the perfect place to pick up Nymphos. I have got a friend who is the biggest Man-***** I've ever met. And he has told me repeatedly that, "The more Religious a girl is, the bigger the freak she is." And if she is the pastors daughter, then he's all about her. Because he's found out that the pastors daughter is a bigger freak than he is, and she'll dish it out anywhere for him.

Church is the perfect place to pick up sexually frustrated females, who want nothing more then to get some. I can't imagine what a conversation would be like trying to pick up a girl outside of an Abortion Clinic. How in the hell would you even try to start that convo with her? >.>
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#34 Nov 05 2007 at 2:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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How in the hell would you even try to start that convo with her? >.>

"So you don't like condoms either, eh? Smiley: wink2"
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#35 Nov 05 2007 at 2:47 PM Rating: Decent
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I better send my Congratulations fast!
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#36 Nov 05 2007 at 2:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nuhnisgodly wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
And they aren't gonna get all hung up on an unborn child's right to life. Hell, church is about the worst place to pick up chicks.



Actually Church is the perfect place to pick up Nymphos. I have got a friend who is the biggest Man-***** I've ever met. And he has told me repeatedly that, "The more Religious a girl is, the bigger the freak she is." And if she is the pastors daughter, then he's all about her. Because he's found out that the pastors daughter is a bigger freak than he is, and she'll dish it out anywhere for him.

Church is the perfect place to pick up sexually frustrated females, who want nothing more then to get some. I can't imagine what a conversation would be like trying to pick up a girl outside of an Abortion Clinic. How in the hell would you even try to start that convo with her? >.>


Virgin.

The best place to pick up women is at a Narcotics Anonymous meeting, because nobody fUcks like a woman in the middle of a meth relapse. Nobody.

And I used to live next door to a preacher's daughter. She was the most uptight girl I ever met. She wouldn't even snowball.
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#37 Nov 05 2007 at 3:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Virgin.

The best place to pick up women is at a Narcotics Anonymous meeting, because nobody fUcks like a woman in the middle of a meth relapse. Nobody.

And I used to live next door to a preacher's daughter. She was the most uptight girl I ever met. She wouldn't even snowball.


I would imagine that the sex addicts group just down the hall might net you more prospects.

That is, of course, unless you actually had Meth on you that you could bargin for sex.
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#38 Nov 05 2007 at 3:39 PM Rating: Good
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:

I would imagine that the sex addicts group just down the hall might net you more prospects.


I'm 86'd.Smiley: frown
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#39 Nov 05 2007 at 4:19 PM Rating: Default
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Virgin.


LMAO, yes you got me. I'm just glad that the imaginary god that I don't believe in, inpregnated my GF. Therefore giving me my daughter. Hell, I've never even touched myself, I wouldn't even know where to begin. I get lost everytime. Damn, being a virgin sucks.

Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
The best place to pick up women is at a Narcotics Anonymous meeting, because nobody fUcks like a woman in the middle of a meth relapse. Nobody.


I'll have to take your word for it. LOL. But in my experiences it's been Mormon girls that are like that.

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She wouldn't even snowball.


In all honesty, that is the one thing I don't think I could bring myself to do with a girl. I don't want my **** I just got done giving her, back. It's why I got rid of it, I don't want it. It's my present to her.

It's better to give than to recieve, IMO. And I'll be damned if I get my present back from some chick. She'd be out on her *** with a quickness if she did that crap to me.
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#40 Nov 05 2007 at 4:22 PM Rating: Good
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Nuhnisgodly wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
She wouldn't even snowball.


In all honesty, that is the one thing I don't think I could bring myself to do with a girl. I don't want my sh*t I just got done giving her, back. It's why I got rid of it, I don't want it. It's my present to her.

It's better to give than to recieve, IMO. And I'll be damned if I get my present back from some chick. She'd be out on her *** with a quickness if she did that crap to me.


Whoah whoah whoah, I think you misunderstood.

I meant, she wouldn't even snowball with her little sister.
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Prince Kaain wrote:
Nuhnisgodly wrote:
How in the hell would you even try to start that convo with her? >.>

"So you don't like condoms either, eh? Smiley: wink2"



LMAO, that's cold. ^^ Funny as hell, but cold, lol.
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#42 Nov 05 2007 at 4:32 PM Rating: Decent
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:

Whoah whoah whoah, I think you misunderstood.

I meant, she wouldn't even snowball with her little sister.



LMAO, better much better.^^ That I could go for. Sisters are just fine, I have that one checkmarked off on my "To-Do list". Though I haven't had them at the same time.
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#43 Nov 05 2007 at 6:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nuhnisgodly wrote:
I can't imagine what a conversation would be like trying to pick up a girl outside of an Abortion Clinic. How in the hell would you even try to start that convo with her? >.>


How about the old classic: "So. You come here often?"
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#44 Nov 06 2007 at 12:14 AM Rating: Decent
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Is anyone else in here totaly turned on by this?

With the extra limbs, and parasitic sister she could.......


Oh.

Oh, sh*t.

Sorry, BT, that's your line....


Carry on.
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#45 Nov 07 2007 at 12:51 PM Rating: Decent
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The girl is doing well btw, surgery is complete and went extremely well.
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#46 Nov 07 2007 at 4:41 PM Rating: Decent
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Yodabunny wrote:
The girl is doing well btw, surgery is complete and went extremely well.


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altho, that's good to hear
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