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#52 Nov 05 2007 at 11:48 AM Rating: Decent
Professor Tsukinomahou wrote:
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100% scored higher (more stupid),
0% scored the same, and
0% scored lower (less stupid).

You are 0% stupid. This means...

You are our next Einstein. Wow! Keep up the great thinking.
A decent amount of the trick questions were things you'd have to have been living under a rock not to have seen before.

Pluto is not a planet because it was not formed along the accretion disc. Smiley: schooled

So to get 100% you have to answer the super sekrit loli-lover question.


Huh.
#53 Nov 05 2007 at 11:53 AM Rating: Good
Lady Annabella wrote:
Allakhazam's are you posting too much quiz:

1. Jophiel is:
a. Alla's most prolific poster

2. Allegory lost his virginity:

c. On the lower bunk of his bed

3. Who is least likely to be mentioned in a ding thread:
a. Tsukinomahou

4. Who is the biggest attention ***** in the entire forum?
a. Barkingturtle, the alcoholic narcissist

5. Which one of these posters is most like another (match up the letters and the numbers)?

1. Mindel - C. Nexa
2. Tsukinomahou - E. Allegory
3. Ikkian - F. Nixnot
4. Belkira - D. Pinkylady
5. Uglysasquatch - B. Samira
6. Kaelesh - A. Soracloud
7. Elderon - G. Dyadem

I'll admit this makes no sense at all.

6. Nixnot is:
a. A former poster who crossed over to the dark side, becoming pure distilled evil

7. Kaain's relationships are most likely to be defined as:
b. Superficial and sexually driven

8. Belkira disapproves of your:
d. Entire essence

9. Barkingturtle will mock your:
a. Childhood trauma
d. Issues with relationships.

10. Soracloud's wife questions:
a. Soracloud's moogle@#%^er tendencies
#54 Nov 05 2007 at 11:55 AM Rating: Excellent
Lady Barkingturtle wrote:
Barkingturtle's are you posting too much quiz:

1. Jophiel is:

a. Barkingturtle

2. Allegory lost his virginity:

a. Barkingturtle

3. Who is least likely to be mentioned in a ding thread:
a. Not Barkingturtle

4. Who is the biggest attention ***** in the entire forum?
a. Barkingturtle, the alcoholic narcissist


5. Which one of these posters is most like another (match up the letters and the numbers)?

1.Barkingturtle

7. Kaain's relationships are most likely to be defined as:
a. Barkingturtle
8. Belkira disapproves of your:
a. Not being Barkingturtle
9. Barkingturtle will mock your:
a. Barkingturtle

10. Soracloud's wife questions:
a. Barkingturtle

Edited, Nov 5th 2007 12:13pm by Barkingturtle
#55 Nov 05 2007 at 11:58 AM Rating: Good
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I hooked up with a moderately attractive Barkingturtle this weekend.
#56 Nov 05 2007 at 12:00 PM Rating: Good
Elderon wrote:
So to get 100% you have to answer the super sekrit loli-lover question.


Huh.
In a recent study, loli-loving was found to be correlated to knowing the definition of a planet.
#57 Nov 05 2007 at 12:04 PM Rating: Good
/nerdspasm

Professor Tsukinomahou wrote:
Pluto is not a planet because it was not formed along the accretion disc.


Incorrect. Pluto is not a planet because it does not conform to the current scientific definition of a planet.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/08/060824-pluto-planet.html

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According to the new definition, a full-fledged planet is an object that orbits the sun and is large enough to have become round due to the force of its own gravity. In addition, a planet has to dominate the neighborhood around its orbit.

Pluto has been demoted because it does not dominate its neighborhood. Charon, its large "moon," is only about half the size of Pluto, while all the true planets are far larger than their moons.

In addition, bodies that dominate their neighborhoods, "sweep up" asteroids, comets, and other debris, clearing a path along their orbits. By contrast, Pluto's orbit is somewhat untidy.


/nerdspasm off
#58 Nov 05 2007 at 12:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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#59 Nov 05 2007 at 12:09 PM Rating: Decent
Professor Tsukinomahou wrote:
Elderon wrote:
So to get 100% you have to answer the super sekrit loli-lover question.


Huh.
In a recent study, loli-loving was found to be correlated to knowing the definition of a planet.
So you like your planets as you like your girls?

The smallest of the bunch.
#60 Nov 05 2007 at 12:21 PM Rating: Good
StubsOnAsura the Shady wrote:
Professor Tsukinomahou wrote:
Pluto is not a planet because it was not formed along the accretion disc.


Incorrect. Pluto is not a planet because it does not conform to the current scientific definition of a planet.
Semantics. The reason it doesn't "dominate its neighborhood" (which, by the way, was changed to "cleared the neighborhood around its orbit") is due to how things formed along the accretion disc. Look up what Mike Brown has to say if you're so interested.

Of course, there are still a ton of people that disagree and whatnot.

Edited, Nov 5th 2007 12:22pm by Tsukinomahou
#61 Nov 05 2007 at 12:30 PM Rating: Decent
Professor Tsukinomahou wrote:
Semantics. The reason it doesn't "dominate its neighborhood" (which, by the way, was changed to "cleared the neighborhood around its orbit") is due to how things formed along the accretion disc. Look up what Mike Brown has to say if you're so interested.

Of course, there are still a ton of people that disagree and whatnot.


It's not semantics. The definition of a planet as determined by the IAU is of very little relation to any discussions Mike Brown has hosted regarding accretion discs.

http://web.gps.caltech.edu/~mbrown/eightplanets/

Mike Brown wrote:
I didn't make the definition or even participate in the vote, not being a member of the IAU and all. I'm just trying to explain it. While I think it is the best possible scientific definition we could have had, I am still in mourning.


I'm not an expert on the whole accretion disk thing, but I know enough to know that it very little to do with the adopted definition of a planet as it stands today. I would be interested in reading any such material, however, if you could provide a link. A quick search of his web site and google in general revealed nothing specific to your statement.
#62 Nov 05 2007 at 12:35 PM Rating: Good
fhrugby the Sly wrote:
Elderon wrote:
fhrugby the Sly wrote:
0% SMRT

Fixed.

I find that lacking perspicacity.

Fixed.

Also,

StupidTester wrote:
Overall, you scored as follows:

94% scored higher (more stupid),
2% scored the same, and
4% scored lower (less stupid).

You are 4% stupid. This means...

You are our next Einstein. Wow! Keep up the great thinking.
#63 Nov 05 2007 at 1:41 PM Rating: Decent
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You are 0% stupid. This means...

You are our next Einstein. Wow! Keep up the great thinking.


i'm is smarts
#64 Nov 05 2007 at 2:03 PM Rating: Decent
10% Stupid, 50% gay.

Hrm... Smiley: dubious
#65 Nov 05 2007 at 2:06 PM Rating: Good
Codyy wrote:
50% gay.

Hrm... Smiley: dubious
That just means that when you sit on the fence, you like it when the post goes up your butt a little bit.
#66 Nov 05 2007 at 2:37 PM Rating: Decent
Elderon wrote:
Codyy wrote:
50% gay.

Hrm... Smiley: dubious
That just means that when you sit on the fence, you like it when the post goes up your butt a little bit.
Gotcha.
#67 Nov 05 2007 at 3:07 PM Rating: Decent
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72% scored higher (more stupid),
4% scored the same, and
24% scored lower (less stupid).

You are 24% stupid. This means...

You are far from stupid. Congrats on a great accomplishment!


The gay test wouldn't work for me. Wierd. Not like anyone doubts anyways.
#68 Nov 05 2007 at 3:15 PM Rating: Decent
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The gay test wouldn't work for me. Wierd. Not like anyone doubts anyways.


Despite the fact I believe you have mentioned it yourself, I think the Snape Avatar with the word L'Oreal, would be a good hint, does a straight guy put the name of a Make-Up company on his Avatar?
#69 Nov 05 2007 at 3:16 PM Rating: Decent
Caldone the Shady wrote:
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The gay test wouldn't work for me. Wierd. Not like anyone doubts anyways.


Despite the fact I believe you have mentioned it yourself, I think the Snape Avatar with the word L'Oreal, would be a good hint, does a straight guy put the name of a Make-Up company on his Avatar?
It's also an hair care company and unless you're really yucky, you must be using shampoo sometimes. Smiley: schooled
#70 Nov 05 2007 at 3:32 PM Rating: Good
Duke Ikkian wrote:
Caldone the Shady wrote:
Quote:
The gay test wouldn't work for me. Wierd. Not like anyone doubts anyways.


Despite the fact I believe you have mentioned it yourself, I think the Snape Avatar with the word L'Oreal, would be a good hint, does a straight guy put the name of a Make-Up company on his Avatar?
It's also an hair care company and unless you're really yucky, you must be using shampoo sometimes. Smiley: schooled
I only use lye and lard. Only fancy-pants metro-gay-sexuals use that fancy stuff. I bet you even use disposable razors instead of a straight razor. Smiley: disappointed
#71 Nov 05 2007 at 3:34 PM Rating: Decent
Elderon wrote:
Duke Ikkian wrote:
Caldone the Shady wrote:
Quote:
The gay test wouldn't work for me. Wierd. Not like anyone doubts anyways.


Despite the fact I believe you have mentioned it yourself, I think the Snape Avatar with the word L'Oreal, would be a good hint, does a straight guy put the name of a Make-Up company on his Avatar?
It's also an hair care company and unless you're really yucky, you must be using shampoo sometimes. Smiley: schooled
I only use lye and lard. Only fancy-pants metro-gay-sexuals use that fancy stuff. I bet you even use disposable razors instead of a straight razor. Smiley: disappointed
Given the total lack of facial hair I possess, I indeed do use a disposable one. I might switch if I sendently have more.
#72 Nov 05 2007 at 3:35 PM Rating: Good
Duke Ikkian wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Duke Ikkian wrote:
Caldone the Shady wrote:
Quote:
The gay test wouldn't work for me. Wierd. Not like anyone doubts anyways.


Despite the fact I believe you have mentioned it yourself, I think the Snape Avatar with the word L'Oreal, would be a good hint, does a straight guy put the name of a Make-Up company on his Avatar?
It's also an hair care company and unless you're really yucky, you must be using shampoo sometimes. Smiley: schooled
I only use lye and lard. Only fancy-pants metro-gay-sexuals use that fancy stuff. I bet you even use disposable razors instead of a straight razor. Smiley: disappointed
Given the total lack of facial hair I possess, I indeed do use a disposable one. I might switch if I sendently have more.
I have more facial hair than Chuck Norris.
#73 Nov 05 2007 at 3:39 PM Rating: Good
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Elderon wrote:
I bet you even use disposable razors instead of a straight razor. Smiley: disappointed
I need to try an old school straight edge razor. Something tells me it'd be a worthwhile investment for me.

Edited, Nov 5th 2007 7:40pm by Uglysasquatch
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#74 Nov 05 2007 at 3:43 PM Rating: Decent
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It's also an hair care company and unless you're really yucky, you must be using shampoo sometimes.


I am aware of that, however- Straight guys don't put the name of whatever hair care they like onto pictures, I don't go around flaunting Suave ;)
#75 Nov 05 2007 at 3:44 PM Rating: Good
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Caldone the Shady wrote:
I am aware of that, however- Straight guys don't put the name of whatever hair care they like onto pictures, I don't go around flaunting Suave ;)


I bet Kaain would. Wait, that doesn't help does it?
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#76 Nov 05 2007 at 3:45 PM Rating: Decent
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Caldone the Shady wrote:
I am aware of that, however- Straight guys don't put the name of whatever hair care they like onto pictures, I don't go around flaunting Suave ;)


I bet Kaain would. Wait, that doesn't help does it?
You're helping him to out himself. I think a few gays around the web are waiting for it.
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