Srsly.
I was working the Auto parts store yesterday, and a group of six extremely ghetto looking people come in and ask how to break into a car because one of them apparently "locked her keys in the car". My manager shows them a slim-jim that we have for sale, and says that they may be able to use that. They said, no-thanks and then asked to borrow a screwdriver. 5 minutes later, they come back in, go straight to the area where the slim-jim was, looking extra suspicious, and then leave again. My manager goes over and sees a ripped open slim-jim package, but no slim-jim. He then looks out the front window and sees the group of people using their new stolen slim-jim to try and open the car door. Needless to say the cops got there before they were ever able to get the door open. I'd think between the six of them they'd be able to scrounge up the $5.95 that the slim-jim costs considering they were having a pizza party at the Chucky Cheese's next door. I just can't believe anyone would be that stupid.