How freakin stupid can you be?Follow

Srsly.

I was working the Auto parts store yesterday, and a group of six extremely ghetto looking people come in and ask how to break into a car because one of them apparently "locked her keys in the car". My manager shows them a slim-jim that we have for sale, and says that they may be able to use that. They said, no-thanks and then asked to borrow a screwdriver. 5 minutes later, they come back in, go straight to the area where the slim-jim was, looking extra suspicious, and then leave again. My manager goes over and sees a ripped open slim-jim package, but no slim-jim. He then looks out the front window and sees the group of people using their new stolen slim-jim to try and open the car door. Needless to say the cops got there before they were ever able to get the door open. I'd think between the six of them they'd be able to scrounge up the $5.95 that the slim-jim costs considering they were having a pizza party at the Chucky Cheese's next door. I just can't believe anyone would be that stupid.

Still not quite as bad as a bunch of people who wish they were ghetto looking people.

Why not? When looking for an expert opinion, where else would you go?

coming to a town near you!

Tsk tsk. You should know by now that subtlety and indirect never work here. Hit them in the face with a sledge hammer, and people may lift their heads and wipe the drool from their mouths long enough to glance at you.

I prefer to keep grape jelly away from cheese. It's delicious on a plain hamburger, though(Spongebob was right! ).

Just goes to show that You dont need to have any brains to get arrested.

....lol