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#77 Nov 05 2007 at 6:26 PM Rating: Decent
Food is often better than kissing.
#78 Nov 05 2007 at 6:27 PM Rating: Decent
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Duke Ikkian wrote:
Food is often better than kissing.


You should do your 5k on that
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#79 Nov 05 2007 at 6:28 PM Rating: Decent
Princess Dyadem wrote:
Duke Ikkian wrote:
Food is often better than kissing.


You should do your 5k on that
On what? Kissing or food?
#80 Nov 05 2007 at 6:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Food is often better than kissing.

Even a ***** agrees.

I'll even go so far as to say some food is better than some sex. but your looking at the extreme ends of both instances for that. Like your mother Vs. grilled salmon on top of buttery polenta.
#81 Nov 05 2007 at 6:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Duke Ikkian wrote:
Princess Dyadem wrote:
Duke Ikkian wrote:
Food is often better than kissing.


You should do your 5k on that
On what? Kissing or food?


I would say foods that are better then kissing...or ******** (Extra points for every food item that you can list thats better then sex, and just because its called "Better then sex" cake doesn't make it so).
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"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
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#82 Nov 05 2007 at 6:32 PM Rating: Decent
Princess Dyadem wrote:
Duke Ikkian wrote:
Princess Dyadem wrote:
Duke Ikkian wrote:
Food is often better than kissing.


You should do your 5k on that
On what? Kissing or food?


I would say foods that are better then kissing...or ******** (Extra points for every food item that you can list thats better then sex, and just because its called "Better then sex" cake doesn't make it so).
I'll tell you one already. Those Ferrero chocolate with a nut in it. Smiley: grin
#83 Nov 05 2007 at 6:45 PM Rating: Decent
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My aunt used to run a candy shop..they made these eggnog flavored taffy candies...OMG.
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"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
#84 Nov 05 2007 at 6:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dyadem you are a **** on the first date kind of guy?

Let me tell you, no kissy, no *****, straight up. I had a guy do that to me once, refused to kiss me, I got up, got dressed and left.
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#85 Nov 05 2007 at 6:51 PM Rating: Decent
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Admins agree : Sloppy make outs for sloppy secks.
#86 Nov 05 2007 at 7:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Dyadem you are a @#%^ on the first date kind of guy?

Let me tell you, no kissy, no @#%^, straight up. I had a guy do that to me once, refused to kiss me, I got up, got dressed and left.



...Whats this 'date' you speak off?
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Things I sometimes play...

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
#87 Nov 05 2007 at 7:00 PM Rating: Good
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Dyadem you are a @#%^ on the first date kind of guy?

Let me tell you, no kissy, no @#%^, straight up. I had a guy do that to me once, refused to kiss me, I got up, got dressed and left.
Just so long as we know we can get the clothes off before the first kiss. Smiley: flowers
#88 Nov 05 2007 at 7:05 PM Rating: Decent
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Ikkian Luby Dyadem and myself in a thread that has meandered meaning to about sex and food ? We are going to amass into some giant unstoppable gay robot.

I'll form the head !
Form blazing dick sword !
#89 Nov 05 2007 at 7:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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Princess Dyadem wrote:
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Dyadem you are a @#%^ on the first date kind of guy?

Let me tell you, no kissy, no @#%^, straight up. I had a guy do that to me once, refused to kiss me, I got up, got dressed and left.



...Whats this 'date' you speak off?


Not sure actually, don't think I have ever really been on one.
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#90 Nov 05 2007 at 7:08 PM Rating: Good
As far as the OP goes, it sounds to me like he has genuine kissing intimacy issues which has nothing to do with a lack of interest in you.

I should ask, though, does he ever place himself in any sort of receiving position when you two are acting like silly geese in bed? I'm good friends with a clearly bisexual gentleman who feels that he can claim the he isn't bi because he only gives, even though he actively looks for men on occasion.
#91 Nov 05 2007 at 7:09 PM Rating: Good
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Ikkian Luby Dyadem and myself in a thread that has meandered meaning to about sex and food ? We are going to amass into some giant unstoppable gay robot.

I'll form the head !
Form blazing dick sword !
Yaoi voltron?
#92 Nov 05 2007 at 7:09 PM Rating: Decent
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Dyadem kinda has that thing thing that may deter him from giving.

>.>.
#93 Nov 05 2007 at 7:12 PM Rating: Good
tarubstchef wrote:
Dyadem kinda has that thing thing that may deter him from giving.

>.>.
I think the beau has hands if nothing else.
#94 Nov 05 2007 at 7:12 PM Rating: Decent
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i guess im too much of a geek...i consider long chats and 4 hour phone calls dating, sort of. omg im a cow, and giving the milk away. thats it.

we do talk alot though...and not just 'adult' talk. at least he hasnt seen how neurotic i really am...and i've kept my 'wedding planner' book hidden. been pretty casual actually. like when he fell asleep this weekend (he had been at the hospital all night with a friend, so he was only up for a few hours of sex)...i kissed his back and told him i was heading out...and he apologized for being so tired..and i said no sweat, and just walked out.
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Things I sometimes play...

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
#95 Nov 05 2007 at 7:12 PM Rating: Good
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tarubstchef wrote:
Ikkian Luby Dyadem and myself in a thread that has meandered meaning to about sex and food ? We are going to amass into some giant unstoppable gay robot.

I'll form the head !
Form blazing di‍ck fairy wand!


Edited, Nov 5th 2007 9:12pm by sweetumssama
#96 Nov 05 2007 at 7:17 PM Rating: Decent
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di‍ck fairy wand!

It is an powerful dick sword , get it right.
We pull it out , and the episode is over. Right after you say "Oh sh*t that monster is going to get it" And then the monster DOES get it. He literally gets cut clean in half by the energy and shortly after explodes. You cheer loudly and scarf down another spoonful the of cereal that will give you diabetes later in life.

I miss my childhood.

Edited, Nov 5th 2007 8:19pm by tarubstchef
#97 Nov 05 2007 at 7:20 PM Rating: Good
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I'm sorry, but swords aren't nearly ******* enough, especially when compared to the pure homosexuality just seething from the mere mentioning of a fairy wand! When up against such power, the homosexuality of your piddly di‌ck sword ebbs.
#98 Nov 05 2007 at 7:20 PM Rating: Good
Christ on a pony, Tarub, whiskey tango foxtrot are you smoking?
#99 Nov 05 2007 at 7:23 PM Rating: Decent
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Actually it is a fairy wand...I'm wiccan. I use wands. The swords are just for stabbing people.

Edited, Nov 5th 2007 9:23pm by Dyadem
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Things I sometimes play...

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
#100 Nov 05 2007 at 7:24 PM Rating: Good
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Dyadem, you are a smart man. You made the right choice.
#101 Nov 05 2007 at 7:24 PM Rating: Good
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Actually it is a fairy wand...I'm wiccan.

You fucking ****.













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