Prince Kaain wrote:
edit: Nevermind. I need a cigarette so God damn bad.
Edited, Nov 2nd 2007 11:07am by Kaain
Edited, Nov 2nd 2007 11:07am by Kaain
Aren't you quitting?
Stay strong!!
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Aren't you quitting?
Stay strong!!
I prefer to have my lover hold the sweet treat in her mouth till it melts and then, rather than allowing it to slide down her throat, she lets it dribble into mine as I wait like a famished baby bird.
This usually costs about thirty dollars.
This usually costs about thirty dollars.
Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
If any more straight guys are going to describe how they eat tootsie-pops, I'm going to laugh.
Absolutely nothing I've said thus far could be taken out of context in a homosexual manner.
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Prince Kaain wrote:
edit: Nevermind. I need a cigarette so God damn bad.
Aren't you quitting?
Stay strong!!
Yes
My eyes feel like they're on fire and I'm all jittery. I'm having to take deep breaths before I type to compose myself.
This blows.
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
5 Giant Size bags of Hershey's Variety, Reese's and Nestle.
5 fucking bags and 8 fucking trick or treaters
I have enough left over to feed a diabetic army.
5 fucking bags and 8 fucking trick or treaters
I have enough left over to feed a diabetic army. Fixed~
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Prince Kaain wrote:
Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
If any more straight guys are going to describe how they eat tootsie-pops, I'm going to laugh.
Absolutely nothing I've said thus far could be taken out of context in a homosexual manner.
Please don't mind me, my mind lives in the gutter. And I was obviously way too oblique with my original tootsie-pop reference.
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
I prefer taking a dark chocolate truffle and letting it just sit in my mouth until it's a nice melty mess that I can just roll with my tongue until it slides down my throat. 
Me, too! I also do this with M&M's and Hershey's kisses.
I like to suck on them until they melt in my mouth.
Sucking until melting into a chocolatey goodness is always good.
Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
Prince Kaain wrote:
Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
If any more straight guys are going to describe how they eat tootsie-pops, I'm going to laugh.
Absolutely nothing I've said thus far could be taken out of context in a homosexual manner.
Please don't mind me, my mind lives in the gutter. And I was obviously way too oblique with my original tootsie-pop reference.
You must be sleepy
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I prefer to have my lover hold the sweet treat in her mouth till it melts and then, rather than allowing it to slide down her throat, she lets it dribble into mine as I wait like a famished baby bird.
This usually costs about thirty dollars.
This usually costs about thirty dollars.
<insert comment here about sexual arousal here>
How dare you!
Prince Kaain wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Prince Kaain wrote:
edit: Nevermind. I need a cigarette so God damn bad.
Aren't you quitting?
Stay strong!!
Yes
My eyes feel like they're on fire and I'm all jittery. I'm having to take deep breaths before I type to compose myself.
This blows.
I haven't had one since Monday. I am currently eating two no bake cookies. These statements are related.
Good luck.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
I haven't had one since Monday. I am currently eating two no bake cookies. These statements are related.
Good luck.
Nexa
Good luck.
Nexa
You're not miserable enough
I do the same thing to Tootsie Pops as I do to anything that enters my mouth.
Bite down hard until it crunches and falls apart.
Bite down hard until it crunches and falls apart.
Prince Kaain wrote:
Nexa wrote:
I haven't had one since Monday. I am currently eating two no bake cookies. These statements are related.
Good luck.
Nexa
Good luck.
Nexa
You're not miserable enough
Oh trust me, I'm miserable. I've been smoking for 15 years...minus a couple brief breaks.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Oh trust me, I'm miserable. I've been smoking for 15 years...minus a couple brief breaks.
Nexa
Nexa
12 years here.
There needs to be some sort of company that caters to quitters. Say... $50 for a guy to come to where ever you are and you get 3 minutes to do as much damage to his face as possible.
$100 for a small child.
$200 for a cripple.
You want miserable? Smash is quitting too.
Oh yeah. We're a ******* barrell of laughs I tell ya.
Nexa
Oh yeah. We're a ******* barrell of laughs I tell ya.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
You want miserable? Smash is quitting too.
Oh yeah. We're a @#%^ing barrell of laughs I tell ya.
Nexa
Oh yeah. We're a @#%^ing barrell of laughs I tell ya.
Nexa
Your pain brings me joy. More.
I'm smoking three cigarettes at once, right now.
Prince Kaain wrote:
Nexa wrote:
You want miserable? Smash is quitting too.
Oh yeah. We're a @#%^ing barrell of laughs I tell ya.
Nexa
Oh yeah. We're a @#%^ing barrell of laughs I tell ya.
Nexa
Your pain brings me joy. More.
We yell at each other over stupid sh*t and then apologize. It makes for good times. The last time I was down visiting, he hid cigarettes all over my car, knowing I would want one from time to time while quitting, but preventing the need to buy an entire pack. Those are gone now. I cried and told him he was a Richard.
Edit to add: Yes, I'm leaving it as Richard, cause it's funny.
Nexa
Edited, Nov 2nd 2007 12:56pm by Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
We yell at each other over stupid sh*t and then apologize. It makes for good times. The last time I was down visiting, he hid cigarettes all over my car, knowing I would want one from time to time while quitting, but preventing the need to buy an entire pack. Those are gone now. I cried and told him he was a Richard.
Edit to add: Yes, I'm leaving it as Richard, cause it's funny.
Nexa
Edit to add: Yes, I'm leaving it as Richard, cause it's funny.
Nexa
Yesssss.
Yessssssssssss. [:cackle:]
My dad smoked for 34 years, and one time he got sick with a chest cold and quit.
LobsterJohnson the Sly wrote:
My dad smoked for 34 years, and one time he got sick with a chest cold and quit.
Well ain't that just ******* dandy. **** your dad. **** you.
****.
*************
I've smoked for fifteen years, and I will never quit.
I really, really like it. First thing in the morning, while I'm drinking a cup of tea and browsing interwebs. After each meal, so satisfied and full. Post-coital, with the wounded whimpering of a frightened runaway as my soundtrack. I like to let thick strands of smoke escape from my lips briefly before I pull it deep into my lungs with one deep breath. I love to drink and smoke. There has never been such a successful marriage as that.
Man, I love you, cigarette.
I really, really like it. First thing in the morning, while I'm drinking a cup of tea and browsing interwebs. After each meal, so satisfied and full. Post-coital, with the wounded whimpering of a frightened runaway as my soundtrack. I like to let thick strands of smoke escape from my lips briefly before I pull it deep into my lungs with one deep breath. I love to drink and smoke. There has never been such a successful marriage as that.
Man, I love you, cigarette.
I actually had a harder time quitting the 2nd hand smoke when he quit, I was hanging out with the smokers looking for someone who smoke Camle Light Wides just to stand next to them and smell there sweet aroma.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I've smoked for fifteen years, and I will never quit.
I really, really like it. First thing in the morning, while I'm drinking a cup of tea and browsing interwebs. After each meal, so satisfied and full. Post-coital, with the wounded whimpering of a frightened runaway as my soundtrack. I like to let thick strands of smoke escape from my lips briefly before I pull it deep into my lungs with one deep breath. I love to drink and smoke. There has never been such a successful marriage as that.
Man, I love you, cigarette.
I really, really like it. First thing in the morning, while I'm drinking a cup of tea and browsing interwebs. After each meal, so satisfied and full. Post-coital, with the wounded whimpering of a frightened runaway as my soundtrack. I like to let thick strands of smoke escape from my lips briefly before I pull it deep into my lungs with one deep breath. I love to drink and smoke. There has never been such a successful marriage as that.
Man, I love you, cigarette.
I hate you.
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I actually had a harder time quitting the 2nd hand smoke when he quit, I was hanging out with the smokers looking for someone who smoke Camle Light Wides just to stand next to them and smell there sweet aroma.
I have a friend here at work that hangs around with the smokers just for that reason.
I asked him once, "Why do you always hang out with the smokers, yet you don't smoke"
He told me "I get my fix off the second hand, though trust me, the weekends at home are a killer"
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