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#52 Nov 02 2007 at 9:59 AM Rating: Decent
Too many ******* mormans in this thread, good, bad, so-so, you're all ******* mormans.
#53 Nov 02 2007 at 10:01 AM Rating: Good
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
If my mom had ever interrupted me while I was frying a hamster in Maniac Mansion, I would've kicked her in the cUnt.


I used to love that game.


Which one?
#54 Nov 02 2007 at 10:04 AM Rating: Excellent
Simplicity wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
If my mom had ever interrupted me while I was frying a hamster in Maniac Mansion, I would've kicked her in the cUnt.
I used to love that game.
Which one?
I'd tell you, but I don't think you'd retain it in that wad of used tinfoil you call a brain. Smiley: rolleyes
#55 Nov 02 2007 at 10:09 AM Rating: Excellent
Simplicity wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
If my mom had ever interrupted me while I was frying a hamster in Maniac Mansion, I would've kicked her in the cUnt.


I used to love that game.


Which one?
#56 Nov 02 2007 at 10:11 AM Rating: Decent
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Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
Florida.Smiley: oyvey
#57 Nov 02 2007 at 10:11 AM Rating: Excellent
I still have an NES and that game, along with other classics, in storage back in Colorado Springs.

I need to remember to get it out while I'm there in December, because it's really the only console I ever want to play.
#58 Nov 02 2007 at 10:30 AM Rating: Excellent
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I still have an NES and that game, along with other classics, in storage back in Colorado Springs.

I need to remember to get it out while I'm there in December, because it's really the only console I ever want to play.


I await Monday mornings with anticipation as I see if the Wii has added it to their list of downloadable games.

Ok, that's a lie. I really don't get around to checking it until Wednesday evening. But I still hope one day it will be there, shining and new.

Edited, Nov 2nd 2007 2:27pm by Belkira
#59 Nov 02 2007 at 11:21 AM Rating: Default
Woosh!
#60 Nov 02 2007 at 11:27 AM Rating: Good
Simplicity wrote:
Woosh!


Smiley: dubious

Who was wooshed?
#61 Nov 02 2007 at 1:28 PM Rating: Decent
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driving around town at 3 am frantically trying to decide on the best place to bury a dead hooker.


Well, it depends on the town. If you have a river handy that's a good place, just make sure to strip her and burn the clothes first. If no river is handy, then a long drive out into the woods is best. If the road your on is paved, your not far enough away from people yet. When digging the hole it's best to make it at least 4 feet deep, but the deeper the better. Just make sure to burn the clothes. All sorts of things that could be used against you can stick to them.
#62 Nov 02 2007 at 1:33 PM Rating: Decent
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If no river is handy, then a long drive out into the woods is best. If the road your on is paved, your not far enough away from people yet. When digging the hole it's best to make it at least 4 feet deep, but the deeper the better. Just make sure to burn the clothes. All sorts of things that could be used against you can stick to them.


I thought you dug a 6 foot deep hole, dumped the body in, poured 5 gallons of Gas in, then burned everything, body and all, before burying it?
#63 Nov 02 2007 at 1:36 PM Rating: Excellent
If you really need to bury a hooker I can give you my address.
#64 Nov 02 2007 at 1:43 PM Rating: Good
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Simplicity wrote:
Woosh!


Smiley: dubious

Who was wooshed?


You, I think.

Simplcity wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
If my mom had ever interrupted me while I was frying a hamster in Maniac Mansion, I would've kicked her in the cUnt.



I used to love that game.



Which one?


I read it more as a choice between the two.
#65 Nov 02 2007 at 1:43 PM Rating: Decent
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Barkingturtle wrote:
If you really need to buy a hooker I can give you my address.


Fixt


#66 Nov 02 2007 at 1:43 PM Rating: Excellent
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
If you really need to bury a hooker I can give you my address.
True friends will help you hide a body. Smiley: nod
#67 Nov 02 2007 at 1:45 PM Rating: Good
Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
If you really need to bury a hooker I can give you my address.
True friends will help you grind a body. Smiley: nod


Fixed for rural Oregon.
#68 Nov 02 2007 at 1:55 PM Rating: Decent
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Prom Queen NixNot wrote:

Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:

If you really need to bury a hooker I can give you my address.

True friends will help you eat a body.


Fixed for the deep South.

Edited, Nov 2nd 2007 5:55pm by TurinAlexander
#69 Nov 02 2007 at 1:56 PM Rating: Good
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TurinAlexander wrote:
Prom Queen NixNot wrote:

Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:

If you really need to bury a hooker I can give you my address.

True friends will help you eat a body.


Fixed for the deep South.

Smiley: confused

We're more likely to **** a dead body than eat it. Dumbass.
#70 Nov 03 2007 at 8:44 PM Rating: Decent
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I got really mad once and almost hit my Mom when I realized. "My dad could beat the **** out of me with his left hand."


I ran away once, with 1 dollar. I cam back in 4 minutes cause the soda costed two. Then I got lazy and wnet to sleep.
#71 Nov 03 2007 at 8:45 PM Rating: Good
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Prince Kaain wrote:

Smiley: confused

We're more likely to @#%^ a dead body than eat it. Dumbass.
We Southerners are very pragmatic folk. What does a dead body have limbs for if not for some good eats?

Edited, Nov 3rd 2007 11:46pm by sweetumssama
#72 Nov 03 2007 at 10:01 PM Rating: Decent
I'm the type who believes every child needs 3 GOOD beatings by their parents at some point in their life. I don't mean a little tap I mean a WAM!

This might sound violent, but too often kids these days feel invincible and fighting during school is punished much too severely these days - instead of a single detention you'd probably get 3 months of Saturday school and a week or two suspension. I believe that one must learn that the rest of the world is very capable of beating the **** out of you - and since fighting just isn't allowed in school anymore(or rather, punished severely and repeated offenses will involve cops and juvy) I leave it up to parents to beat the hell out of arrogant and bratty children.

Not every child would NEED that though, though I still feel 3 good WHAMMIES(administered at appropriate times, if the kid really never does anything majorly bad - then you could probably skip this) would do well to improve anyone's character IF administered properly.
#73 Nov 03 2007 at 10:11 PM Rating: Decent
Some kid at my school got 2 weeks suspension because someone else hit him.


Sad.
#74 Nov 03 2007 at 10:17 PM Rating: Good
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I see the incessant coddling in schools (most importantly secondary schools) as a bit quixotic. If a kid gets in a fight at one point (especially in cases of self defense), they're hardly deserving of the harsher punishments reserved for actual delinquents. Sure, incessant violence may not be the answer, but the determined bully is not going to leave you alone if you just ask nicely.

Edited, Nov 4th 2007 1:17am by sweetumssama
#75 Nov 05 2007 at 6:56 AM Rating: Good
bismarckmajivo wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Simplicity wrote:
Woosh!


Smiley: dubious

Who was wooshed?


You, I think.

Simplcity wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
If my mom had ever interrupted me while I was frying a hamster in Maniac Mansion, I would've kicked her in the cUnt.



I used to love that game.



Which one?


I read it more as a choice between the two.


There is hope after all. Smiley: grin
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