Or, since you are apparently part Native American, you could go to college on the gubberments dime, flunk out for drinking too much a semester before graduation, go back to the rez, live on wellfare drinking 5 days a week, raise a passel of kids and teach them that it's all the white man's fault.
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Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.