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#27 Oct 30 2007 at 6:00 PM Rating: Good
Jophiel wrote:


I generally think body piercing are stupid and wouldn't be all that interested in a young lady who looked as though she just rolled around inside a tacklebox.

Edited, Oct 30th 2007 8:39pm by Jophiel



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I only like girls with functional piercings, i.e. tounge. What "function" I'm referring to I'm confident you can figure out.


To keep spaghetti from falling out of her mouth amirite?



Edited, Oct 30th 2007 10:03pm by Blacktuesday
#28 Oct 30 2007 at 6:02 PM Rating: Decent
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mmm tasty quote fail is abundant today.
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I bet she would be a hoot in a magnet factory though.
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#30 Oct 30 2007 at 6:07 PM Rating: Decent
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I bet she would be a hoot in a magnet factory though.

This beats Ugly's old standard of something having to do with metal detectors by a mile.
#31 Oct 30 2007 at 6:12 PM Rating: Decent
I am all for body moding and piercings. I plan to get a few myself, after I serve my time in the navy. I might get my belly button pierced again though.
#32 Oct 30 2007 at 6:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dread Lord Rimesume wrote:
I only like girls with functional piercings, i.e. tounge. What "function" I'm referring to I'm confident you can figure out.
Buy AD a book or something on how to blow better. It shouldn't take extra hardware to make up for your own lack of talent.

Edited, Oct 30th 2007 9:26pm by Jophiel
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#33 Oct 30 2007 at 6:30 PM Rating: Good
Jophiel wrote:
Dread Lord Rimesume wrote:
I only like girls with functional piercings, i.e. tounge. What "function" I'm referring to I'm confident you can figure out.
Buy AD a book or something on how to blow better. It shouldn't take extra hardware to make up for your own lack of talent.

Edited, Oct 30th 2007 9:26pm by Jophiel


Smiley: oyvey You lack vision. I blame your age.
#34 Oct 30 2007 at 6:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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Nah. I was getting blown by art major chicks with tongue hardware back when you were still watching your Power Rangers. Skill > Metal. If you need extra stuff to make it "better", you're doing it wrong.
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#35 Oct 30 2007 at 6:34 PM Rating: Default
My BJ skills are perfectly fine. It's just that I choose to do it when the moment calls for it.
#36 Oct 30 2007 at 6:36 PM Rating: Good
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Nah. I was getting blown by art major chicks with tongue hardware back when you were still watching your Power Rangers. Skill > Metal. If you need extra stuff to make it "better", you're doing it wrong.


Whats wrong with Power Rangers? Smiley: mad
#37 Oct 30 2007 at 6:38 PM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
Nah. I was getting blown by art major chicks with tongue hardware back when you were still watching your Power Rangers. Skill > Metal. If you need extra stuff to make it "better", you're doing it wrong.


Hardware or no, I've never had a bad one yet. But yeah, the tongue ring does add a little something.
#38 Oct 30 2007 at 6:40 PM Rating: Decent
Blacktuesday wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Nah. I was getting blown by art major chicks with tongue hardware back when you were still watching your Power Rangers. Skill > Metal. If you need extra stuff to make it "better", you're doing it wrong.


Whats wrong with Power Rangers? Smiley: mad


Nothing is wrong with them. The only problem I find with them is they keep making bad new versions of it all. I prefer the old school originals.
#39 Oct 30 2007 at 6:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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Daboder da Basher wrote:

Hardware or no, I've never had a bad one yet. But yeah, the tongue ring does add a little something.


The potential risk of tetnus?
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#40 Oct 30 2007 at 6:46 PM Rating: Decent
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Appearance-wise, I don't have a problem with piercings. My issue is the fact that it would probably be far too easy to accidentally cause the person in question unbearable pain.

"Here, lemme give you a hug."
"Oops, I just ripped half the flesh off your back. You're not hurt, are you?"

Edited, Oct 30th 2007 10:50pm by DodoBird
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AdorableDorkette wrote:
My BJ skills are perfectly fine.
Apparently not. Your boyfriend seems to think you need mechanical assistance.
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#42 Oct 30 2007 at 6:49 PM Rating: Decent
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OO, I got a Nixnot picture! I feel all important.

Well, that's not quite how I was picturing the nail. I was picturing heavy duty industrial punk, and what you've got is actually very classy.

Really, I'd go with white or yellow gold. Why contaminate the body with heavy metals?
#43 Oct 30 2007 at 6:50 PM Rating: Decent
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My issue is the fact that it would probably be far too easy to accidentally cause the person in question unbearable pain.

Or on purpose , have you seen the movie Senseless?

Edited, Oct 30th 2007 8:51pm by tarubstchef
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Aripyanfar the Eccentric wrote:
Why contaminate the body with heavy metals?
You're not hard core until you have a **** piercing made of polonium.
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#45 Oct 30 2007 at 6:57 PM Rating: Decent
Pumpkin Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I bet she would be a hoot in a magnet factory though.


Not to ruin anyone's fun, but most piercings are done with surgical stainless steel (unless it's some jackass using safety pins and cheap mall jewelery) and the metal in them is unresponsive to magnetic pull.

We preemptively take action against people with such enthusiastic ideas. :)
#46 Oct 30 2007 at 6:58 PM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel what the hell is your avatar and what does it mean??

1) takes way to long to switch to a new frame

2) The frame doesn't make sense...whats a grue?

I cannot handle this kind of suspense...
#47 Oct 30 2007 at 7:04 PM Rating: Decent
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MrsGemini, Mercenary Major wrote:
Jophiel what the hell is your avatar and what does it mean??

1) takes way to long to switch to a new frame

2) The frame doesn't make sense...whats a grue?

I cannot handle this kind of suspense...


AGEMOAR NUB...

Oh, and as for the piercings... I am sorry to say, but I love the eyebrow piercing and maybe the nose/ear/tounge, but anything much other than that is just plain disgusting IMO.
#48 Oct 30 2007 at 7:07 PM Rating: Decent
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Quadkit wrote:
AGEMOAR NUB...


I'm 26. Whats your point. Be older... Ewwww.
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LordDhaemon wrote:
Pumpkin Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I bet she would be a hoot in a magnet factory though.


Not to ruin anyone's fun, but most piercings are done with surgical stainless steel (unless it's some jackass using safety pins and cheap mall jewelery) and the metal in them is unresponsive to magnetic pull.

We preemptively take action against people with such enthusiastic ideas. :)


Then that's what the taser is for!
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#50 Oct 30 2007 at 7:09 PM Rating: Decent
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MrsGemini, Mercenary Major wrote:
Jophiel what the hell is your avatar and what does it mean??

1) takes way to long to switch to a new frame

2) The frame doesn't make sense...whats a grue?

I cannot handle this kind of suspense...


Lrn2Zork, nub.

Edited, Oct 30th 2007 11:10pm by DodoBird
#51 Oct 30 2007 at 7:09 PM Rating: Decent
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MrsGemini, Mercenary Major wrote:
Quadkit wrote:
AGEMOAR NUB...


I'm 26. Whats your point. Be older... Ewwww.


Then NERD MOAR. You should know about Zork.

Dodo, you post quickly.

Edited, Oct 30th 2007 9:10pm by Quadkit
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