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#52 Oct 30 2007 at 12:30 PM Rating: Good
Give it time, Kaelesh.

Nobody does butthurt like Doug. Nobody.
#53 Oct 30 2007 at 12:32 PM Rating: Decent
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Give it time, Kaelesh.

Nobody does butthurt like Doug. Nobody.


I'm just getting warmed up. I've been burning the things I treasure in a bonfire all morning to prepare for this.
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#54 Oct 30 2007 at 12:32 PM Rating: Good
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Doug da Basher wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Give it time, Kaelesh.

Nobody does butthurt like Doug. Nobody.


I'm just getting warmed up. I've been burning the things I treasure in a bonfire all morning to prepare for this.


Does that include your key to the coffee machine?
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#55 Oct 30 2007 at 12:35 PM Rating: Decent
Doug da Basher wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Give it time, Kaelesh.

Nobody does butthurt like Doug. Nobody.


I'm just getting warmed up. I've been burning the things I treasure in a bonfire all morning to prepare for this.


So, when you're at work, do you have to wear a smock?
#56 Oct 30 2007 at 12:35 PM Rating: Good
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Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Doug da Basher wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Give it time, Kaelesh.

Nobody does butthurt like Doug. Nobody.


I'm just getting warmed up. I've been burning the things I treasure in a bonfire all morning to prepare for this.


Does that include your key to the coffee machine?


The key. The lock. The whole damn coffee machine.

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So, when you're at work, do you have to wear a smock?


Not any more! Burn!

Ok, so burning a few of the things I hate might be breaking the rules. ******* sue me.

Edited, Oct 30th 2007 4:36pm by Doug
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#57 Oct 30 2007 at 12:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
The turtle has an interesting pedigree. His family comes from a small pond in Barking. He's temperamental, though. When he gets angry he's absolutely a barking mad turtle.
I thought I had one of those once but a passing herpetologist informed me that it was actually a Barking terrapin.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#58 Oct 30 2007 at 12:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Doug da Basher wrote:
The key. The lock. The whole damn coffee machine.


Well, so much for your only real job perc...
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#59 Oct 30 2007 at 12:41 PM Rating: Good
So now that everyone's in a fighting mood. What do I win for ruining the OOT?




















Plan Asylum v2 is going well. Mhruhahahahahaha
#60 Oct 30 2007 at 12:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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#61 Oct 30 2007 at 12:52 PM Rating: Decent
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Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
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Smiley: laughSmiley: laughSmiley: laugh

Priceless!

I'm saving that one.
#62 Oct 30 2007 at 12:52 PM Rating: Default
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
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Those dudes have the same helmet as I do for my motorcycle!

Zieg!
#63 Oct 30 2007 at 12:53 PM Rating: Decent
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Looks sort of like mine, but mine is plastered with stickers not for the young ones.
#64 Oct 30 2007 at 1:04 PM Rating: Good
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Speaking of bikes:

My dad's a biker.. and wants to buy me one to go on trips with him and such (I told him it wasn't a big deal to me and I wasn't buying something I can't ride year round that isn't watersport related).

So, more to my question.. are the Non-Touring model Harleys ok for long trips? The only thing I've ever owned was a crotch rocket and it vibrated the holy fUck outta me, making hourly stops a necessity due to my *** going completely numb.
#65 Oct 30 2007 at 1:06 PM Rating: Good
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
The only thing I've ever owned was a crotch rocket and it vibrated the holy fUck outta me, making hourly stops a necessity due to needing to change my pants.


Smiley: frown

Poor Kaain.
#66 Oct 30 2007 at 1:07 PM Rating: Good
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
The only thing I've ever owned was a crotch rocket and it vibrated the holy fUck outta me, making hourly stops a necessity due to needing to change my pants.


Smiley: frown

Poor Kaain.


I'm surprised that wasn't the case some of the time Smiley: tongue
#67 Oct 30 2007 at 1:08 PM Rating: Good
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
The only thing I've ever owned was a crotch rocket and it vibrated the holy fUck outta me, making hourly stops a necessity due to needing to change my pants.


Smiley: frown

Poor Kaain.


I'm surprised that wasn't the case some of the time Smiley: tongue


You need to get you one of those Nimbus toys.
#68 Oct 30 2007 at 1:15 PM Rating: Good
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
You need to get you one of those Nimbus toys.


If Nimbus would make one of these:

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I'd be game.
#69 Oct 30 2007 at 1:16 PM Rating: Good
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
You need to get you one of those Nimbus toys.


If Nimbus would make one of these:

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I'd be game.


I always wanted a big Harley.

But I'm a very short girl (5'1") and I'm afraid I couldn't hold the damn thing up at a stop light.
#70 Oct 30 2007 at 1:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Wow, I try to be a nice guy and guide this poor lost soul in the right direction and I'm confronted by all this pent up hostility. Perhaps someone else can get through to him. I think he's been blinded by many layers of repressed anger and needs some therapy to get through it so he can truly see how much it has clouded reality for him. The green eyed monster runs amok in this one. Poor, poor thing. Smiley: frown



I am neither misguided nor do I have repressed anger or hostility. You may convince yourself that, or any number of other cliche internet diagnosis if it makes you feel better. I'm not sorry that I don't "measure up" to your standard of what makes a cool internet poster, because at the end of the day, I have a very satisfying real life when I log off, and don't need to pretend or hide my feelings from jerks like you, whether via internet forum, skype, or any other form of communication.

The sad thing is that you continue to spout lame insults and harass me and any other who would challenge your superiority for fear that you might not be popular any more. You apparently find some social justification in posting the way you do to fan the flames of your own malformed ego. I say that it's sad because you have yet to realize that these people are not your friends, your family, or anything else. They don't give a rats *** about you at the end of the day, and you, just like me, are just another poster on "the interwebz". Your petty "I'm better than you" internet antics serve only to reflect upon the inner **** up that you are.

In short, I'll trade silly insults with you or anyone else on this forum for the sake of "lulz" any day of the week. I actually find it a rather amusing way to pass time. But the moment you start acting all high and mighty and trying to convince yourself that you're some how better than me because you "brought it" on Allakhazam is the moment I'll stop for a minute to type up a short post much like this one to remind you what a socially inept moron you really are.

Also, feel free to get someone else to translate this for you, in the event that your tiny un-evolved brain is incapable of processing plain English.


Pro tip: You don't have to be a ******* imbecile to enjoy participating in an internet community.
#71 Oct 30 2007 at 1:20 PM Rating: Good
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Belkira the Tulip wrote:
I always wanted a big Harley.

But I'm a very short girl (5'1") and I'm afraid I couldn't hold the damn thing up at a stop light.


You can get them lowered a little bit. 5'1" might be a tad too small though.

I dropped my bike just a few days after I got it for the same reason. I needed it lowered one inch.. but like a dumbass I rode it anyways. Went over to a buddies house and hit a loose gravel patch going maybe 2mph on his driveway.. I couldn't get flat footed till RIGHT AFTER it was tipped to far for me to keep it up.

2mph.. $1900 in damages Smiley: crymore
#72 Oct 30 2007 at 1:24 PM Rating: Excellent
StubsOnAsura the Shady wrote:
I am neither misguided nor do I have repressed anger or hostility.

A post that large says otherwise. Smiley: grin
#73 Oct 30 2007 at 1:27 PM Rating: Default
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I'm pretty ******* stupid myself. Just thought I'd let you know.
#74 Oct 30 2007 at 1:28 PM Rating: Good
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StubsOnAsura the Shady wrote:
Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
I'm pretty @#%^ing stupid myself. Just thought I'd let you know.

Jesus Christ, Stubs Smiley: laugh
#75 Oct 30 2007 at 1:29 PM Rating: Default
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
StubsOnAsura the Shady wrote:
Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
I'm pretty @#%^ing stupid myself. Just thought I'd let you know.

Jesus Christ, Stubs Smiley: laugh


He said it, not me. Smiley: bah
#76 Oct 30 2007 at 1:29 PM Rating: Excellent
Why does everyone hate me? Smiley: cry
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