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#27 Oct 30 2007 at 10:54 AM Rating: Default
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StubsOnAsura the Shady wrote:
What's it like to try so hard to be funny, but to fail all the time? Smiley: rolleyes
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Smiley: inlove

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Also, the fact that you continue to think about me enough to warrant random insults totally deserving of their own thread tells me precisely how bad I get on your nerves. +1 for me. GFY you stupid internet twaffle.
You completely missed the point of this thread. Phail. Smiley: disappointed
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#28 Oct 30 2007 at 10:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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NEEDS MOAR CROSSES
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#29 Oct 30 2007 at 10:54 AM Rating: Good
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This thread needs to get back on track. It was almost about me at one point.

Weren't we talking about fat chicks earlier?

Here's me hugging up on a fat chick.. back when I was a stoner.

[img=Kaain and someone he wanted to fuck but she turned him down]


Smiley: dubious

That's fat to you?
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#30 Oct 30 2007 at 10:56 AM Rating: Good
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You completely missed the point of this thread. I Phail. Smiley: disappointed


It's ok. Not everyone can be smart and witty all the time. Though you do have more bad days than good.
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#31 Oct 30 2007 at 10:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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Here's me hugging up on a fat chick.. back when I was a stoner.
Was she afraid of vampires?
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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#32 Oct 30 2007 at 10:58 AM Rating: Default
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StubsOnAsura the Shady wrote:
Elderon wrote:
You completely missed the point of this thread. I Phail. Smiley: disappointed


It's ok. Not everyone can be smart and witty all the time. Though you do have more bad days than good.
I refuse to lower my writing standards to ensure that short bus kids like you understand everything I post. I'm glad that it went over your head as it just reaffirms your place on the totem pole.
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#33 Oct 30 2007 at 11:00 AM Rating: Good
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Elderon wrote:
StubsOnAsura the Shady wrote:
Elderon wrote:
You completely missed the point of this thread. I Phail. Smiley: disappointed


It's ok. Not everyone can be smart and witty all the time. Though you do have more bad days than good.
I refuse to lower my writing standards to ensure that short bus kids like you understand everything I post. I'm glad that it went over your head as it just reaffirms your place on the totem pole.


Sorry, I must have missed the literary masterpiece you're referring to. I double checked and could not locate such a work in this thread. Maybe you have delusions of grandeur?
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#34 Oct 30 2007 at 11:01 AM Rating: Good
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Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
NEEDS MOAR CROSSES

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Was she afraid of vampires?


Smiley: laughSmiley: lol

I use to make fun of her all the time about that. She never actually explained it.

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That's fat to you?


Her arms are just skinny for her size.. that's a very flattering picture of her.
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#35 Oct 30 2007 at 11:06 AM Rating: Decent
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This thread needs to get back on track. It was almost about me at one point.

Weren't we talking about fat chicks earlier?

Here's me hugging up on a fat chick.. back when I was a stoner.


I would definetly go for that. That is not fat at all, thats the "husky" I was talking about :)
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#36 Oct 30 2007 at 11:07 AM Rating: Good
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[img=Kaain and someone he wanted to fuck but she turned him down]


Smiley: laugh I just noticed that.

No no, Kaain isn't a fan of anything over the 140lb club. Admittedly, I have been with one "plumper" chick Smiley: blush

I'll see if I can find a picture.
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#37 Oct 30 2007 at 11:12 AM Rating: Decent
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No no, Kaain isn't a fan of anything over the 140lb club. Admittedly, I have been with one "plumper" chick


If they weigh more than me at 150, thats bad, thats about the only restriction I have :)

Wife is 105, a little on the skinny side, but meh, she's worth it (sometimes)
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In all fairness simple weight is not a good enough system for deturmining "sex-ability" My wife is 150 lbs, however she is 6', athletic and a size 4.

Plus, the chick in the photo may have been good for a drunken "slump buster"


/male chauvinist off
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#39 Oct 30 2007 at 11:18 AM Rating: Decent
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No no, Kaain isn't a fan of anything over the 140lb club. Admittedly, I have been with one "plumper" chick


If they weigh more than me at 150, thats bad, thats about the only restriction I have :)

Wife is 105, a little on the skinny side, but meh, she's worth it (sometimes)
150lb internet tough guy. Now I've seen everything.
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#40 Oct 30 2007 at 11:18 AM Rating: Decent
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That chick looks kinda hot to me, but I don't like really skinny women, always feel like I'm going to break them. Skinny chicks are less comfortable to curl up with, huge chicks are just gross, I like em in the middle.
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#41 Oct 30 2007 at 11:22 AM Rating: Good
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The interwebs is an amazing thing! The more I look, the more I find out about Caldone. Here's a picture of his alleged wife:

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#42 Oct 30 2007 at 11:23 AM Rating: Decent
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Ouch, I feel sorry for you, Your Mom really shouldn't be out in public like that
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#43 Oct 30 2007 at 11:25 AM Rating: Decent
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Ouch, I feel sorry for you, Your Mom really shouldn't be out in public like that
Oh SNAP!

ZING!
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#44 Oct 30 2007 at 11:25 AM Rating: Good
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Koolaid, now with extra butter.
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#45 Oct 30 2007 at 11:25 AM Rating: Good
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Oh snap, ur mom.

Jesus Christ this place just goes to **** when I'm too hungover to prop it up by posting consistently. I'm sorry, everyone.
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#46 Oct 30 2007 at 11:26 AM Rating: Decent
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Ouch, I feel sorry for you, Your Mom really shouldn't be out in public like that


The sixth grade called, it wants its joke back.
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#47 Oct 30 2007 at 11:28 AM Rating: Decent
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Ouch, I feel sorry for you, Your Mom really shouldn't be out in public like that


The sixth grade called, it wants its joke back.


Isn't "The _____ called, it wants its ____ back." a fourth grade joke?
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#48 Oct 30 2007 at 11:29 AM Rating: Good
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Ouch, I feel sorry for you, Your Mom really shouldn't be out in public like that


♪ Zing of the Daaaaaayyy ♪

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RIPODB wrote:
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Ouch, I feel sorry for you, Your Mom really shouldn't be out in public like that


The sixth grade called, it wants its joke back.


Isn't "The _____ called, it wants its ____ back." a fourth grade joke?


Your mom called, she wants me to *** on her back.


ROFLOLO
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#50 Oct 30 2007 at 11:31 AM Rating: Decent
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Isn't "The _____ called, it wants its ____ back." a fourth grade joke?


In retrospect is it very "played", but i would give it more than 4th and even 6th grade. It just really summed up the "your mom joke" for me.
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#51 Oct 30 2007 at 11:36 AM Rating: Decent
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Your mom called, she wants me to *** on her back.


My Mom is dead...

You know, i'm going through some rough times right now. I've been really sick and all i wanted to do was join a community of friends where i could...






BALLS!
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