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#52 Oct 30 2007 at 9:09 AM Rating: Decent
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You can only pull that off if you are:

a) A loud-mouthed drunkard from Hampshire,
b) a very flamboyant gay man from central England, or
c) Alexei Sayle.


DAMN!!

I hate rules!

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You sir have offended my honour. I challenge YOU.

Now bring me your best game you sack of rancid dead hooker tits. I've seen decapitated chickens that had more brains than you. I'd suggest that you just concede now and avoid yourself a whole pile of aggravation and butthurt as I make you my little OOT *** *****.


Uggg... I hate fighting with words!

Might want to back up your talk with a little more than that, my 2 year old kid sister has made better insults than you have. I will never concede to something that closely resembled something I just scraped off my shoe and fed to the dog. It is I who will be raping you, and leaving you for all the farm animals to have thier way with, and i will make sure the Horse gets especially frisky with you so I don't have to worry about killing you, you will die from punctured organs, which I will then use to hang you on a bridge to a major highway, so all may know what hapens when you cross the likes of me.
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#53 Oct 30 2007 at 9:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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Uggg... I hate fighting with words!


An excellent presentation as to why.
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#54 Oct 30 2007 at 9:20 AM Rating: Decent
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An excellent presentation as to why.


Exactly :(

Computers are my forte, not writing, I have no creativity :(
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#55 Oct 30 2007 at 9:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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Uggg... I hate fighting with words!

The pen is mightier than the sword therefore, you lose right out of the gates. I know guys just like you. You're wit is about as sharp as your horse's flaccid ***** after you've finished milking his white goodness into your little sister's wanting *** catcher.


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you will die from punctured organs, which I will then use to hang you on a bridge to a major highway, so all may know what hapens when you cross the likes of me.
Yes, of course! You're going to track me down and do nasty things to me because you're a tough guy like that.

Don't forget to massage my balls while you're down there fellating me with your tales of fail.
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#56 Oct 30 2007 at 9:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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Not that I am complaining or anything, just find it wonderfully ironic.


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#57 Oct 30 2007 at 9:25 AM Rating: Decent
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Alannis? Dat j00?


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#58 Oct 30 2007 at 9:37 AM Rating: Good
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Either Caldone has conceded or he's too busy fapping to the mental image of his little sister getting filled by horse ****. Or both.
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Either Caldone has conceded or he's too busy fapping to the mental image of his little sister getting filled by horse ****. Or both.


Or actually working

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The pen is mightier than the sword therefore, you lose right out of the gates. I know guys just like you. You're wit is about as sharp as your horse's flaccid ***** after you've finished milking his white goodness into your little sister's wanting *** catcher.


If the Pen is mightier than the sword, Ill drop a nuke on your *** and your pen will protect you.

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Yes, of course! You're going to track me down and do nasty things to me because you're a tough guy like that.


It's not that hard to track people down, just takes time.

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The pen is mightier than the sword therefore, you lose right out of the gates. I know guys just like you. You're wit is about as sharp as your horse's flaccid ***** after you've finished milking his white goodness into your little sister's wanting *** catcher.


If the Pen is mightier than the sword, Ill drop a nuke on your *** and your pen will protect you.

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Yes, of course! You're going to track me down and do nasty things to me because you're a tough guy like that.


It's not that hard to track people down, just takes time.



So you want to track me down and drop a nuke on me?

Come on, tell us how you really feel. Smiley: lol
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Internet Tough Guy?

Really?

Weak sauce. :/
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#62 Oct 30 2007 at 10:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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It's not that hard to track people down, just takes time.



Time to put on my other hat.

I am asking the programmers to gather together the information from the poster making threats. I will be issuing a subpoena to AOL to get your name and address and then I will be taking this matter to the FBI. Threatening bodily injury to another person over interstate wires is a federal offense. I especially take offense when that person happens to be one of our administrators. I will leave this matter to the authorities. You are also forever banned from this site. If you show up again, I will file civil charges against you for harassment, and in addition to the jail time you face, I will take your house and assets (or if you are a minor, the house and assets of your parents).

I am also closing this thread. This has gone far enough.

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#63 Oct 30 2007 at 10:12 AM Rating: Decent
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Internet Tough Guy?

Really?

Weak sauce. :/


Never said I was, just getting slightly perturbed.


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Time to put on my other hat.

I am asking the programmers to gather together the information from the poser making threats. I will be issuing a subpoena to AOL to get your name and address and then I will be taking this matter to the FBI. Threatening bodily injury to another person over interstate wires is a federal offense. I especially take offense when that person happens to be one of our administrators. I will leave this matter to the authorities. You are also forever banned from this site. If you show up again, I will file civil charges against you for harassment, and in addition to the jail time you face, I will take your house and assets (or if you are a minor, the house and assets of your parents).

I am also closing this thread. This has gone far enough.

Jeffrey G. Moyer, esquire
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^_^ Very nice!



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#64 Oct 30 2007 at 10:14 AM Rating: Good
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I think a nuke counts more as bodily vaporisation then injury.

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It's going to take time, but I'm dead set on tracking Mindel down, and maybe having a picnic with her. We can lay out a blanket and eat cheese and drink wine.Smiley: mad
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Internet Tough Guy?

Really?

Weak sauce. :/


Never said I was, just getting slightly perturbed.


What's wrong sissy? You know that tense feeling you're getting in the back of your neck? Yeah, that's you losing this duel. This is your last chance to surrender before I continue spanking you right here in front of everyone, paining a clear picture of how much you belong on the short bus.
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Caldone the Shady wrote:
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Internet Tough Guy?

Really?

Weak sauce. :/


Never said I was, just getting slightly perturbed.


Perturbed that you have a ninja/warlock for an avatar now?

Honestly, your face or a motorcycle would be dandy. Heck, use the picture you just posted.
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#68 Oct 30 2007 at 10:17 AM Rating: Decent
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What's wrong sissy? You know that tense feeling you're getting in the back of your neck? Yeah, that's you losing this duel. This is your last chance to surrender before I continue spanking you right here in front of everyone, paining a clear picture of how much you belong on the short bus


I will never surrender, merely stand here and watch as this whole thing has been rather amusing :)
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#69 Oct 30 2007 at 10:19 AM Rating: Decent
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Caldone the Shady wrote:
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What's wrong sissy? You know that tense feeling you're getting in the back of your neck? Yeah, that's you losing this duel. This is your last chance to surrender before I continue spanking you right here in front of everyone, paining a clear picture of how much you belong on the short bus


I will never surrender, merely stand here and watch as this whole thing has been rather amusing :)


Nonviolence never solved anything.
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Caldone the Shady wrote:
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What's wrong sissy? You know that tense feeling you're getting in the back of your neck? Yeah, that's you losing this duel. This is your last chance to surrender before I continue spanking you right here in front of everyone, paining a clear picture of how much you belong on the short bus


I will never surrender, merely stand here and watch as this whole thing has been rather amusing :)


Nonviolence never solved anything.


- + - = +

Right?
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Caldone the Shady wrote:
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What's wrong sissy? You know that tense feeling you're getting in the back of your neck? Yeah, that's you losing this duel. This is your last chance to surrender before I continue spanking you right here in front of everyone, paining a clear picture of how much you belong on the short bus


I will never surrender, merely stand here and watch as this whole thing has been rather amusing :)


Nice try.

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just getting slightly perturbed.


I'm under your skin like necrotising fasciitis, hollowing you out and filling you with a void that cannot be filled with anything but despair and /butthurt. Porky pig could string together a better rebuttal than you.
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#72 Oct 30 2007 at 10:28 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm under your skin like necrotising fasciitis, hollowing you out and filling you with a void that cannot be filled with anything but despair and /butthurt. Porky pig could string together a better rebuttal than you.


Did I already mention writing is not my forte?

Hmm, oh yeah I did.

Might be a little more insulting if I actually gave 2 *****
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#73 Oct 30 2007 at 10:30 AM Rating: Good
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I'm under your skin like necrotising fasciitis, hollowing you out and filling you with a void that cannot be filled with anything but despair and /butthurt. Porky pig could string together a better rebuttal than you.


Did I already mention writing is not my forte?

Hmm, oh yeah I did.

Might be a little more insulting if I actually gave 2 sh*ts
Oh yeah, right. Your forte is tracking people down to nuke them and ************ livestock. Yes, got that.
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#74 Oct 30 2007 at 10:32 AM Rating: Decent
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Caldone the Shady wrote:
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I'm under your skin like necrotising fasciitis, hollowing you out and filling you with a void that cannot be filled with anything but despair and /butthurt. Porky pig could string together a better rebuttal than you.


Did I already mention writing is not my forte?

Hmm, oh yeah I did.

Might be a little more insulting if I actually gave 2 sh*ts


Didn't you pick this fight? Smiley: confused

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However, I would gladly challange Elderon to a duel. Maybe after I remove his spleen and hang him from a lightpole by his intestines he will concede.


Ah, there it is.
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#75 Oct 30 2007 at 10:39 AM Rating: Decent
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Actually Eldy did:

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You may no longer post here. I am the resident Allakhazam board bad-*** biker. The position has been filled.

Leave now, or face my wrath


I just didn't leave :)

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Actually Eldy did:

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Leave now, or face my wrath


I just didn't leave :)



It's going to be pretty difficult to save face after your actual comment:

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You may no longer post here. I am the resident Allakhazam board bad-*** biker. The position has been filled.

Leave now, or face my wrath.


No problem, it is a Honda VT750 Shadow Ace, hardly badass, all stock, barely climbs over 85 MPH without feeling liek it is going to vibrate apart. I bow to the lead biker of the forums- Elderon!


Bend over some more.
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