I get Usagi and Hellboy and their randomness. I get Anna and her, "Lets talk about your feelings" posts. I understand Kaain and his, "I'm a tough guy who degrades women no really I'm not," posts.
I get Nixnot and his hairy man fetish. I understand Sora and his feet fetish and beer knowledge. I know Mindel is the resident jew genius. I understand that Ugly is from Canada and loves it more than the US. I get that Cattattack hated us, came back, hated us again, came back, and is now the new =22 superhero.
I know Flix hates to not be mentioned, and Tsukinomahou is bitter that he's never mentioned. I understand that Allegory wants really badly to be the Jophiel of the OOT. I get the Asylumites who pop in every now and then.
I understand BT who likes to woo and disgust us with his wonderful knack of the English language. I get Rime and his car, his girlfriend, and his loathing for organized religion. I understand that RJ gets bitter and uses his real name, and is sad that his caps lock crusade is coming to an end.
I know Nagah has an Autistic child. I get that Aripynangar (no idea how to spell that one) is from Australia and seems to be the new OOT favorite. I understand BlackTuesday was a stripper. I even get that Pinky is totally thrilled with her new job and doesn't have time for us.
I understand that the OOT is Skype crazy. I understand the meme's you guys like to copy and paste. I get that there are some memes I don't get and will never truly understand. I understand dividing by 0. I know deep in my heart that cake is better than pie, and that the admins are always watching. I get karma camping. I understand that karma isn't important. I know that karma is all that matters. I also understand that anyone I neglected to mention is going to ***** that I forgot to mention them.
But here's what I don't get.
Who are all of these new people, why should I care, and why should every single post degenerate into "I'm gay and I need you all to suffer through listening to every detail of everything I want to do to the above poster?"
Now, don't get me wrong. I love me some gays. I think they're fabulous, and I'm all for equal rights, gay marriage, and all that fun stuff. But I can't open a thread nowadays without seeing someone posting about how they want to bed the other poster and ram him in the ***. It's not the females. It's only the males. What the hell?