I'm drowning in Barkingturtle. He's permeating everything. Like acid leaching through coral, soon there will be nothing left of the rest of us, we will become brittle and friable, crumble away and eventually dissolve to nothing. It will all be one big Barkingturtle soup.
In other news: Tomorrow Al Gore makes a presentation about which will degrade the Earth worse, and which will get us first; Anthropomorphic global Warming, or Barkingturtle?