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#27 Oct 27 2007 at 3:55 PM Rating: Decent
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Mayo = Salad Dressing = Vomit

Miracle Whip = Good with bacon = Its used to make cakes moist (seriously Miracle Whip when used in brownies and cakes is the best)

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#28 Oct 27 2007 at 4:01 PM Rating: Decent
Miracle whip is better as a salad dressing because of the tangy zip. Mayo is better on sandwiches, however. Condiments are not supposed to overpower the contents of the sammich.
#29 Oct 27 2007 at 4:07 PM Rating: Good
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I prefer mayo when making tuna or egg salad. Other than that, I don't eat mayo or miracle whip.
#30 Oct 27 2007 at 4:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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Its obvious that you "Mayo" lovers are seriously messed up. I'm sorry that your lives are so filled with sammiches that dont need the rich flavor and that zip that Miracle Whip have to offer you.

I wish you had grown up in a family filled with fat people like me so you could know the joys of having a good sandwich made to perfection. I guess you will just never know the truth...but thats ok because your children are going to grow up loving Miracle Whip just to spite you.

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#31 Oct 27 2007 at 4:32 PM Rating: Decent
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They are both disgusting. I'd go with just enough mayo to moisten the bread but not taste it, but I'd rather have mustard. Except on a cheese sandwich, that would be gross.

Edited, Oct 27th 2007 8:32pm by KassandrahKnight
#32 Oct 27 2007 at 4:36 PM Rating: Decent
Mustard only works for me on select meats, such as hot dogs, or fried balogna. Ham and turkey require mayo.
#33 Oct 27 2007 at 4:50 PM Rating: Decent
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What about Cheez Whiz?
#34 Oct 27 2007 at 4:51 PM Rating: Good
GoblinWeaponsmith wrote:
What about Cheez Whiz?


That **** is great on mayo.
#35 Oct 27 2007 at 5:15 PM Rating: Decent
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Whe don't get miracle whip in England. But when i tred it in america it was a damn sight better than mayo.
#36 Oct 27 2007 at 10:54 PM Rating: Decent
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Miracle Whip has added sugar and vinegar and about half the fat compared to mayo. Hence the flavor/texture differences.
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#37 Oct 27 2007 at 10:58 PM Rating: Decent
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Seriously who can stand this sh*t? Try getting some real mayonnaise! I seriously can't stand a sandwich with the tangy zip of Miracle Whip. Am I being blind on this issue? Or is this stuff really the anti-Christ?



I like both on different things though. Miracle Whip tastes better on a tuna sandwich, where as a good ol' BLT requires mayo.
#38 Oct 28 2007 at 1:18 AM Rating: Decent
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Dread Lord Rimesume wrote:

I like both on different things though. Miracle Whip tastes better on a tuna sandwich, where as a good ol' BLT requires mayo.


Okay, so you're pretty much like the complete opposite of me. Miracle Whip is much too sweet for tuna and the two flavors just don't mix well, so I make tuna salad with mayo. For BLTs though, Miracle Whip all the way, in large part because MW is so tasty with tomatoes.

#39 Oct 28 2007 at 2:22 AM Rating: Default
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