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Nix needs to read "moar" Terry Pratchett. The Librarian is right up your alley.
Heh, yeah I forgot about him :)
Caldone the Shady wrote:
Heh, yeah I forgot about him :)
It only adds to his desirability when one knows that the Librarian actually used to be a wizard who prefers his new Orangutan form.
On a side note, when the Husband and I were in Washington DC, we stopped by the zoo (because I am infatuated with zoos). We went to the ape house and when we left, there was circular window in the Orangutan section. There was an Orangutan with his adorable face pressed up against the window. I left the house before my husband did, and sat staring at the Orangutan while I waited on my husband. He (the Orangutan, not my husband) was especially entranced by my water bottle, and watched it avidly while I turned it from rightside up to upside down over and over.
He was very sweet, I miss him.
Edited, Oct 26th 2007 11:41pm by Belkira
Unfortunately I have to pee too frequently to get very good and drunk.
Glad to hear I'm not the only one without a party bladder. I can consume enormous amounts of alcohol before my brain shuts down, but that necessitates quite a few trips to the Porcelain Throne. But having a high alcohol tolerance isn't all it's cracked up to be. It's too damn expensive to get drunk! 
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It only adds to his desirability when one knows that the Librarian actually used to be a wizard who prefers his new Orangutan form.
Heh, yeah I know, I loved his books :P
The Sword of Truth series (I think) I found rather good as well- Fortress of Grey Ice, Cavern of Black Ice, and Sword of Red Ice
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On a side note, when the Husband and I were in Washington DC, we stopped by the zoo (because I am infatuated with zoos). We went to the ape house and when we left, there was circular window in the Orangutan section. There was an Orangutan with his adorable face pressed up against the window. I left the house before my husband did, and sat staring at the Orangutan while I waited on my husband. He (the Orangutan, not my husband) was especially entranced by my water bottle, and watched it avidly while I turned it from rightside up to upside down over and over.
You suire he wasntr looking at your breastses?
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Glad to hear I'm not the only one without a party bladder. I can consume enormous amounts of alcohol before my brain shuts down, but that necessitates quite a few trips to the Porcelain Throne. But having a high alcohol tolerance isn't all it's cracked up to be. It's too damn expensive to get drunk!
6 beers and I start flirting with everything with tits and a cootch, 12 and it's everything looking even remotely feminin
Caldone the Shady wrote:
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It only adds to his desirability when one knows that the Librarian actually used to be a wizard who prefers his new Orangutan form.
Heh, yeah I know, I loved his books :P
You know, but Nix may not have. That was for his benefit.
Caldone the Shady wrote:
The Sword of Truth series (I think) I found rather good as well- Fortress of Grey Ice, Cavern of Black Ice, and Sword of Red Ice
You suire he wasntr looking at your breastses?
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On a side note, when the Husband and I were in Washington DC, we stopped by the zoo (because I am infatuated with zoos). We went to the ape house and when we left, there was circular window in the Orangutan section. There was an Orangutan with his adorable face pressed up against the window. I left the house before my husband did, and sat staring at the Orangutan while I waited on my husband. He (the Orangutan, not my husband) was especially entranced by my water bottle, and watched it avidly while I turned it from rightside up to upside down over and over.
You suire he wasntr looking at your breastses?
I'm certain he wasn't looking at my breasts. He liked how the sunlight glinted off the water.
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I'm certain he wasn't looking at my breasts. He liked how the sunlight glinted off the water.
Doesnt help if you oil them up before going out >.>
Caldone the Shady wrote:
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I'm certain he wasn't looking at my breasts. He liked how the sunlight glinted off the water.
Doesnt help if you oil them up before going out >.>
Oil =/= water.
Even drunk, I know that.
If you oil up your breasts, it mekes them shiney, so he would be looking at those instead ;) I know I would be
Caldone the Shady wrote:
If you oil up your breasts, it mekes them shiney, so he would be looking at those instead ;) I know I would be
You're creepy. Not funny.
I have a massive headache
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