Kaelesh wrote:
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
You'd HATE being in real estate. 
I am in Real Estate.
You should've just nodded.
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I am in Real Estate.
You should've just nodded.
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Kaelesh wrote:
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
You'd HATE being in real estate.
I am in Real Estate.
So you've considered installing one of those under-desk gun holster things too?
Kaelesh wrote:
A glass of water with a god-be-damned slice of lemon in it. I didn't order LEMONADE you brainless ****! I ordered water. Water doesn't need any sprucing up. It's suppose to be plain. I can't handle this obsession that America has with @#%^ing sh*t up...er, I mean, with making everything oh so much better.
Hear hear!
And while we're at it, quit putting goddamned lemon in my ************* tea. Tea needs not raspberry nor lemon nor any other flavoring. Put a bit of sugar in it while you're brewing it and put it in a ************* glass with ice!
Kaelesh wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Kaelesh wrote:
Who remembers when you were young, drinking water straight from the hose on a hot summer day playing with your friends? It was good enough for you then right? So what's the problem now?
It's the way nature intended.
I'm not reading this new, copypasta'd OP, Kaelesh. I feel cheated that you think it's cool to just pass this kind of **** onto us second hand. I don't want to bang your old lady after you have and I don't want to read posts that have already been posted.
Okay, maybe I'm fibbing a little bit about your old lady.
Okay, maybe I'm fibbing a little bit about your old lady.
Oh yes, you also forgot how everything causes cancer or there is a mental or physical disability for every personality quark.
For example: Cell phones cause cancer, hats/hair gels/pomade causes Male Pattern Baldness. Chronic headaches are caused because of uneven tire wear. My personal favorite one is food in grocery stores causes cancer, so you *must* buy organic meats at highway robbery prices to prevent a painful, untimely, and gruesome death.
ADHD or ADD is the biggest scam in the last 30 years. Depression is a close second. I've read spun reports quoting "nearly 2/3rds of all adults suffer from severe depression." Another favorite of mine is Restless Leg Syndrome. Who comes up with this shit?
Capitalism and consumerism in this country has indeed created some interesting concepts. A favorite of mine being the iPhone. $900 for a phone. I've seen phones for what? $40 bucks? What's an iPod run at? $150? Then people have tried to sue because they lowered the price on the iPhone $600.
Some people have really bought into that shit.
For example: Cell phones cause cancer, hats/hair gels/pomade causes Male Pattern Baldness. Chronic headaches are caused because of uneven tire wear. My personal favorite one is food in grocery stores causes cancer, so you *must* buy organic meats at highway robbery prices to prevent a painful, untimely, and gruesome death.
ADHD or ADD is the biggest scam in the last 30 years. Depression is a close second. I've read spun reports quoting "nearly 2/3rds of all adults suffer from severe depression." Another favorite of mine is Restless Leg Syndrome. Who comes up with this shit?
Capitalism and consumerism in this country has indeed created some interesting concepts. A favorite of mine being the iPhone. $900 for a phone. I've seen phones for what? $40 bucks? What's an iPod run at? $150? Then people have tried to sue because they lowered the price on the iPhone $600.
Some people have really bought into that shit. Do the Bruce Willis mayonnaise thing.
Dread Lord Rimesume wrote:
ADHD or ADD is the biggest scam in the last 30 years. Depression is a close second. I've read spun reports quoting "nearly 2/3rds of all adults suffer from severe depression." Another favorite of mine is Restless Leg Syndrome. Who comes up with this shit?
I'll grant that ADD/ADHD may be overdiagnosed, but it's a real illness and the people that do have it honestly suffer when it's left untreated. The same goes for MDD (major depressive disorder), which if I recall correctly is believed to be underreported and under-diagnosed in general. RLS is another real condition-- so real you can see it on a polysomnogram.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Okay, maybe I'm fibbing a little bit about your old lady.
I figured as much.
I think my previous post still applies to the new rant.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Mindel wrote:
I'll grant that ADD/ADHD may be overdiagnosed, but it's a real illness and the people that do have it honestly suffer when it's left untreated.
What I was getting at was that it has become so overdiagnosed that it's become nothing but a scam.
Every "wildchild" must be suffering from ADD/ADHD
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
That's what responding to Coddy and his ilk is like, licking the plastic sheet above your balls. You may have the satisfaction of a finely crafted insult, but this special breed of moran simply plods on ignorant of their own ineptitude; incapable of comprehending their sucktitude.
You used ineptitude and sucktitude in the same sentence.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Dread Lord Rimesume wrote:
Mindel wrote:
I'll grant that ADD/ADHD may be overdiagnosed, but it's a real illness and the people that do have it honestly suffer when it's left untreated.
What I was getting at was that it has become so overdiagnosed that it's become nothing but a scam.
Every "wildchild" must be suffering from ADD/ADHD
You should say what you're getting at, then, instead of saying other things that you don't mean, because it causes confusion.
Mindel wrote:
You should say what you're getting at, then, instead of saying other things that you don't mean, because it causes confusion.
What's the fun in that?
Galkaman wrote:
Do the Bruce Willis mayonnaise thing.
What actually annoys the hell out of me isn't the lemon, it's the fact that the damn water is the only thing that isn't automatically a "straw" wort of drink, yet the freakin glass is filled with 90% ice and 10% water, so the result is that when you go to sip some of that water, you very carefully tip the cup in hopes that you get water and instead you get a face-full of ice and are trying to decide whether to be pissed or humored because you know that it's funny as hell to watch the ice fall all over your own face.
Why is every other god damn drink automatically coupled with a straw for easy drinking, but the water isn't?! ***** the lemon issue - I want to know about the straw situation.
Why is every other god damn drink automatically coupled with a straw for easy drinking, but the water isn't?! ***** the lemon issue - I want to know about the straw situation.
Leonai_art wrote:
What actually annoys the hell out of me isn't the lemon, it's the fact that the damn water is the only thing that isn't automatically a "straw" wort of drink, yet the freakin glass is filled with 90% ice and 10% water, so the result is that when you go to sip some of that water, you very carefully tip the cup in hopes that you get water and instead you get a face-full of ice and are trying to decide whether to be pissed or humored because you know that it's funny as hell to watch the ice fall all over your own face.
Why is every other god damn drink automatically coupled with a straw for easy drinking, but the water isn't?! ***** the lemon issue - I want to know about the straw situation.
Why is every other god damn drink automatically coupled with a straw for easy drinking, but the water isn't?! ***** the lemon issue - I want to know about the straw situation.
Kae, dammit, you made me think I was no-rated!! I open this up, agreed heartily with your assessment of that damn lemon wedge, and wanted to rate you up. But the arrows... they were gone!!
So I finally scrolled down and saw what happened. Damn you.
So I finally scrolled down and saw what happened. Damn you.
Leonai_art wrote:
What actually annoys the hell out of me isn't the lemon, it's the fact that the damn water is the only thing that isn't automatically a "straw" wort of drink, yet the freakin glass is filled with 90% ice and 10% water, so the result is that when you go to sip some of that water, you very carefully tip the cup in hopes that you get water and instead you get a face-full of ice and are trying to decide whether to be pissed or humored because you know that it's funny as hell to watch the ice fall all over your own face.
Why is every other god damn drink automatically coupled with a straw for easy drinking, but the water isn't?! ***** the lemon issue - I want to know about the straw situation.
Why is every other god damn drink automatically coupled with a straw for easy drinking, but the water isn't?! ***** the lemon issue - I want to know about the straw situation.
Solution, ask the waiter for a straw.
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Quote:
Why is every other god damn drink automatically coupled with a straw for easy drinking, but the water isn't?! ***** the lemon issue - I want to know about the straw situation.
Solution, ask the waiter for a straw.
WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO! JUST LIKE WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO ASK FOR OUR WATER WITHOUT A MOTHER@#%^ING LEMON! JEEZE!
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Edited, Oct 27th 2007 3:16am by NixNot
Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Quote:
Why is every other god damn drink automatically coupled with a straw for easy drinking, but the water isn't?! ***** the lemon issue - I want to know about the straw situation.
Solution, ask the waiter for a straw.
WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO! JUST LIKE WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO ASK FOR OUR WATER WITHOUT A MOTHER@#%^ING LEMON! JEEZE!
I agree in theory. Though the lemon is more dire as you cannot remove the lemon flavoring from a glass of water or tea after it's added, but you can always get a straw.
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
I agree in theory. Though the lemon is more dire as you cannot remove the lemon flavoring from a glass of water or tea after it's added, but you can always get a straw.
You can't get the social embarrassment of ice on your face while waiting for the straw, now can you?
Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
I agree in theory. Though the lemon is more dire as you cannot remove the lemon flavoring from a glass of water or tea after it's added, but you can always get a straw.
You can't get the social embarrassment of ice on your face while waiting for the straw, now can you?
Just wait to drink til there's a straw, and yell out "MINUS TIP!"
Then they'll know you mean business.
You can't get away from the social embarrasment of your face now, can you?
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