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#1 Oct 22 2007 at 4:23 AM Rating: Good
Come up with a better excuse than:

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A man who pleaded guilty to shooting another has told a court he blames a severe allergic reaction to floor polish for a downward spiral in his life.



Honestly, at least put some effort in coming up with an excuse for your pathetic use of human skin.


EDIT: Forgot link

http://abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/10/22/2066422.htm?section=justin

Edited, Oct 22nd 2007 5:25am by Rimesume
#2 Oct 22 2007 at 4:27 AM Rating: Good
Our floors were redone before we moved in so I guess I have a few months left before I go on a murdering spree

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#3 Oct 22 2007 at 4:30 AM Rating: Good
I one shot a man, just to watch him die. Then, I got distracted and missed it. Oh, my friends tried to describe it to me, but it just isn't the same. Oh well, you've got your own problems. Ignore me.
#4 Oct 22 2007 at 4:31 AM Rating: Good
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
Our floors were redone before we moved in so I guess I have a few months left before I go on a murdering spree

Smiley: thumbsup



Awesome, please tell me you're going to schedule a Hellboi residence visit then.
#5 Oct 22 2007 at 4:32 AM Rating: Decent
Dread Lord Rimesume wrote:
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
Our floors were redone before we moved in so I guess I have a few months left before I go on a murdering spree

Smiley: thumbsup



Awesome, please tell me you're going to schedule a Hellboi residence visit then.


I may just fly to Utah, it would be worth the airfare. I'll soak my clothes in Murphy's Oil.
#6 Oct 22 2007 at 4:40 AM Rating: Good
I might have caught scabies ... ... ... from my dog. I wonder if I can get away with rolling over a bank.
#7 Oct 22 2007 at 4:42 AM Rating: Good
Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
I might have caught scabies ... ... ... from my dog. I wonder if I can get away with rolling over a bank.


Only if the dog told you he was giving it to you.
#8 Oct 22 2007 at 4:46 AM Rating: Good
I'm beginning to think it is just Australians, here is their gubberment.
#9 Oct 22 2007 at 4:47 AM Rating: Decent
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
I might have caught scabies ... ... ... from my dog. I wonder if I can get away with rolling over a bank.


Only if the dog told you he was giving it to you.
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