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A man who pleaded guilty to shooting another has told a court he blames a severe allergic reaction to floor polish for a downward spiral in his life.
Honestly, at least put some effort in coming up with an excuse for your pathetic use of human skin.
EDIT: Forgot link
http://abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/10/22/2066422.htm?section=justin
Edited, Oct 22nd 2007 5:25am by Rimesume