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#1 Oct 20 2007 at 4:38 PM Rating: Good
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Last night I drank 11 beers and barely felt anything at all.
Here I am tonight, on number 5, and I feel absolutely nothing.
I think I'm immune to alcohol. Smiley: frown
#2 Oct 20 2007 at 4:40 PM Rating: Good
shotgun your next 15.
#3 Oct 20 2007 at 4:53 PM Rating: Excellent
I drank 3 andf I'ce nmot fallen over yet. I'm proud of mysel.f

I spilled Dentyl all over the bathroom floor thoyugh Smiley: frown
#4 Oct 20 2007 at 5:00 PM Rating: Good
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Just means I'm going to have to finish the Whiskey that's in the freezer.
#5 Oct 20 2007 at 5:03 PM Rating: Good
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That just means it's time to switch to liquor.
#6 Oct 20 2007 at 5:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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I think Usagichan needs more than just one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.
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#7 Oct 20 2007 at 5:12 PM Rating: Excellent
I find it helps if I smoke a lot of pot, too.

What doesn't work is cocaine.
#8 Oct 20 2007 at 5:15 PM Rating: Good
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Princess Usagichan wrote:
Just means I'm going to have to finish the Whiskey that's in the freezer.


ARE YOU INSANE, whot the hell puts Whiskey in the freezer. Whiskey should be chilled ONLY by the 3 ice cubes in the glass, or buy the soda of some sort. WHiskey should never be in the ice box or freezer.
#9 Oct 20 2007 at 5:16 PM Rating: Good
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I think Usagichan needs more than just one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

Perhaps he needs Champagne And Reefer ? or maybe a Red Headed Woman ?

Sure, it is canned heat and muddy waters and not johhny lee hooker, but I tried.



The obvious Mannish Boy joke was way to tempting to make.

EDIT:bravo , BT.
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Well you know I'm gonna stick with my reefer
Ain't gonna be messin' round with no cocaine.



Edited, Oct 20th 2007 7:18pm by tarubstchef
#10 Oct 20 2007 at 5:17 PM Rating: Good
Not a good sign. It means your tollerance to booze is getting high.
I highly suggest cutting back.
#11 Oct 20 2007 at 5:19 PM Rating: Good
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Perhaps he needs Champagne And Reefer ? or maybe a Red Headed Woman ?
Sure, it is canned heat and muddy waters and not johhny lee hooker, but I tried.
The obvious Mannish Boy joke was way to tempting to make.


Well, I would also imagine that Captain Jack would get Usagichan high tonight, and take him to his special island.

I also think that with a little push, he'd be smiling.
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#12 Oct 20 2007 at 5:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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Or you could just stop drinking non-alcoholic beer and switch to the real thing.
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#13 Oct 20 2007 at 5:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Not a good sign. It means your tollerance to booze is getting high.
I highly suggest cutting back.


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Hold on.

What was I gonna say?
#14 Oct 20 2007 at 5:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dude, stop drinking Coors Light
#15 Oct 20 2007 at 5:33 PM Rating: Good
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Tailmon wrote:
Not a good sign. It means your tollerance to booze is getting high.
I highly suggest cutting back.


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Hold on.

What was I gonna say?


Lois, this is not my Batman mug?
#16 Oct 20 2007 at 5:34 PM Rating: Good
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I find it helps if I smoke a lot of pot, too.

What doesn't work is cocaine.
If only my job didn't do the random drug test thing...
#17 Oct 20 2007 at 5:42 PM Rating: Good
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Me, it takes a good 5-10 beers to REALLY feels anythihg, but I guess that comed from the 6-6 drinking binges I go on most weekends.
#18 Oct 20 2007 at 5:43 PM Rating: Good
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Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
I find it helps if I smoke a lot of pot, too.

What doesn't work is cocaine.
If only my job didn't do the random drug test thing...


Okay, okay, it's gonna be alright, man. We're gonna get through this.

Have you considered fasting? Like not eating for a week or two?

Or maybe you could choke yourself a little bit when you're drinking? I imagine lacking oxygen could only be awesome for your buzz.
#19 Oct 20 2007 at 5:44 PM Rating: Good
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ARE YOU INSANE, whot the hell puts Whiskey in the freezer. Whiskey should be chilled ONLY by the 3 ice cubes in the glass, or buy the soda of some sort. WHiskey should never be in the ice box or freezer.


Freezer whiskey has saved me 100 times back in college when I thought I was out of juice. Seriously who remembers there is freezer booze until you are so desperate that you look in there?
#20 Oct 20 2007 at 5:44 PM Rating: Decent
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#21 Oct 20 2007 at 5:48 PM Rating: Decent
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ARE YOU INSANE, whot the hell puts Whiskey in the freezer. Whiskey should be chilled ONLY by the 3 ice cubes in the glass, or buy the soda of some sort. WHiskey should never be in the ice box or freezer.


Freezer whiskey has saved me 100 times back in college when I thought I was out of juice. Seriously who remembers there is freezer booze until you are so desperate that you look in there?


That may be, but it kills the taste. This my friend, is not tolerrable.
#22 Oct 20 2007 at 6:14 PM Rating: Good
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@ 3 in the morn when you have the fat chick in your house and you need that extra boost to do the deed, you need that no tasted freezer whiskey.
#23 Oct 20 2007 at 6:19 PM Rating: Good
what are you drinking? some biers just do not have a kick. i just bought some of the shipyard pumpkin ale and even though it has a very good taste (best pumpkin ale ive tasted) it has no kick and is very low ALC/VOL i would put it on about the same level as Budwiser so far as its kick is concerned.
#24 Oct 20 2007 at 7:27 PM Rating: Good
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Couple nights ago I drank 15, 16oz cans. I felt it the next day :p

Seriously though beer doesn't affect me near as much anymore. You could always graduate to hard liquor?
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#25 Oct 20 2007 at 9:04 PM Rating: Good
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Smiley: lol BT has gewd buzz enhancing methods.
I ended up having some Rum and Coke.
That makes me smile for a while.
(The rhyme was on purpose. You can use that.)
#26 Oct 20 2007 at 9:49 PM Rating: Decent
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Meh, I keep Single Barrel Jack Daniels in the freezer, just the way I prefer to drink it is all, to each their own.
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