Mindel wrote:
No matter what happens, I'm not calling you daddy.
lol.
Edited, Oct 19th 2007 11:51am by tarubstchef
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Exo is trying to secks secksing Mindel's mom.
lol.
Edited, Oct 19th 2007 11:51am by tarubstchef
lol.
Edited, Oct 19th 2007 11:51am by tarubstchef
Mindel wrote:
I opened it up to find several pairs of socks, and the remains of a Kodak photo CD (the kind you get when you develop photos at a drugstore and ask for digital prints). It seems she stuffed the socks in the envelope first, then put the CD (no sleeve, no jewel case) on top, so naturally, the thing snapped to shards in transit. My mother is truly Queen of the Internets.
At least I got free socks. :/
At least I got free socks. :/
Your mother is my hero.
My mother called me at work the other day. Here is a transcript of our conversation:
Mom: Hey. What was that game show where they sayd, "Big money, no Whammy?"
Me: Uh... Press Your Luck?
Mom (away from mouthpiece): Yeah! Press Your Luck, that was it! (back into phone) Great, thanks!
Me: Uh, no problem. 'Bye.
Mom: 'Bye!
I had a similar convesation about her when she asked me what ":)" was, and then I told her how to make boobs and she was extremely delighted with herself. I believe she sent it to her boss.
Edited, Oct 19th 2007 12:56pm by Belkira
Mom: Hey. What was that game show where they sayd, "Big money, no Whammy?"
Me: Uh... Press Your Luck?
Mom (away from mouthpiece): Yeah! Press Your Luck, that was it! (back into phone) Great, thanks!
Me: Uh, no problem. 'Bye.
Mom: 'Bye!
I had a similar convesation about her when she asked me what ":)" was, and then I told her how to make boobs and she was extremely delighted with herself. I believe she sent it to her boss.
Edited, Oct 19th 2007 12:56pm by Belkira
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Mindel wrote:
I opened it up to find several pairs of socks, and the remains of a Kodak photo CD (the kind you get when you develop photos at a drugstore and ask for digital prints). It seems she stuffed the socks in the envelope first, then put the CD (no sleeve, no jewel case) on top, so naturally, the thing snapped to shards in transit. My mother is truly Queen of the Internets.
At least I got free socks. :/
At least I got free socks. :/
Your mother is my hero.
In all fairness, the socks are pretty awesome.
Mindel wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Mindel wrote:
I opened it up to find several pairs of socks, and the remains of a Kodak photo CD (the kind you get when you develop photos at a drugstore and ask for digital prints). It seems she stuffed the socks in the envelope first, then put the CD (no sleeve, no jewel case) on top, so naturally, the thing snapped to shards in transit. My mother is truly Queen of the Internets.
At least I got free socks. :/
At least I got free socks. :/
Your mother is my hero.
In all fairness, the socks are pretty awesome.
Feel free to send them my way when you are done.
Too creepy?
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
Mindel wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Mindel wrote:
I opened it up to find several pairs of socks, and the remains of a Kodak photo CD (the kind you get when you develop photos at a drugstore and ask for digital prints). It seems she stuffed the socks in the envelope first, then put the CD (no sleeve, no jewel case) on top, so naturally, the thing snapped to shards in transit. My mother is truly Queen of the Internets.
At least I got free socks. :/
At least I got free socks. :/
Your mother is my hero.
In all fairness, the socks are pretty awesome.
Feel free to send them my way when you are done.
Too creepy?
I went that one step further baby
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
Too creepy?
Or just right?
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Cost of a pair of socks: $2
Price of postage: 35cents
A mother expanding her knowlage of the internet: Priceless
Price of postage: 35cents
A mother expanding her knowlage of the internet: Priceless
You want me to call her for you Mindel?
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
Mindel wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Mindel wrote:
I opened it up to find several pairs of socks, and the remains of a Kodak photo CD (the kind you get when you develop photos at a drugstore and ask for digital prints). It seems she stuffed the socks in the envelope first, then put the CD (no sleeve, no jewel case) on top, so naturally, the thing snapped to shards in transit. My mother is truly Queen of the Internets.
At least I got free socks. :/
At least I got free socks. :/
Your mother is my hero.
In all fairness, the socks are pretty awesome.
Feel free to send them my way when you are done.
Too creepy?
I'll send them if you PM me your address and RJ promises to send them back to me when he's done.
I win?
LobsterJohnson wrote:
Want me to call her for you , Mindel?
*readies his $9, and mute button on skype*
Mindel wrote:
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
Mindel wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Mindel wrote:
I opened it up to find several pairs of socks, and the remains of a Kodak photo CD (the kind you get when you develop photos at a drugstore and ask for digital prints). It seems she stuffed the socks in the envelope first, then put the CD (no sleeve, no jewel case) on top, so naturally, the thing snapped to shards in transit. My mother is truly Queen of the Internets.
At least I got free socks. :/
At least I got free socks. :/
Your mother is my hero.
In all fairness, the socks are pretty awesome.
Feel free to send them my way when you are done.
Too creepy?
I'll send them if you PM me your address and RJ promises to send them back to me when he's done.
I win?
Yep
Edited, Oct 19th 2007 3:05pm by Soracloud
tarubstchef wrote:
LobsterJohnson wrote:
Want me to call her for you , Mindel?
*readies his $9, and mute button on skype*
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
Mindel wrote:
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
Mindel wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Mindel wrote:
I opened it up to find several pairs of socks, and the remains of a Kodak photo CD (the kind you get when you develop photos at a drugstore and ask for digital prints). It seems she stuffed the socks in the envelope first, then put the CD (no sleeve, no jewel case) on top, so naturally, the thing snapped to shards in transit. My mother is truly Queen of the Internets.
At least I got free socks. :/
At least I got free socks. :/
Your mother is my hero.
In all fairness, the socks are pretty awesome.
Feel free to send them my way when you are done.
Too creepy?
I'll send them if you PM me your address and RJ promises to send them back to me when he's done.
I win?
Yep
Send that PM quick. I'm wearing my ratty old sneakers today, and it's really hot in my office.
I'll make sure after 'using' them I put them on the radiator to dry them out for you quicker Mindel.
Also, did you send me my baconator yet?
Edited, Oct 19th 2007 3:08pm by remorajunbao
Also, did you send me my baconator yet?
Edited, Oct 19th 2007 3:08pm by remorajunbao
Mindel wrote:
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
Mindel wrote:
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
Mindel wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Mindel wrote:
I opened it up to find several pairs of socks, and the remains of a Kodak photo CD (the kind you get when you develop photos at a drugstore and ask for digital prints). It seems she stuffed the socks in the envelope first, then put the CD (no sleeve, no jewel case) on top, so naturally, the thing snapped to shards in transit. My mother is truly Queen of the Internets.
At least I got free socks. :/
At least I got free socks. :/
Your mother is my hero.
In all fairness, the socks are pretty awesome.
Feel free to send them my way when you are done.
Too creepy?
I'll send them if you PM me your address and RJ promises to send them back to me when he's done.
I win?
Yep
Send that PM quick. I'm wearing my ratty old sneakers today, and it's really hot in my office.
Thats hot! (though I'd prefer non ratty sneakers, they can add a certain level of funk)
Edited, Oct 19th 2007 3:10pm by Soracloud
ITT: Sora gets a ***** because Mindel wears sneakers.
DaimenKain wrote:
An genius eh?
Moran.
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
DaimenKain wrote:
An genius eh?
Moran.
MorAn eh?
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
DaimenKain wrote:
An genius eh?
Moran.
MorAn eh?
Your an cnut.
Edited, Oct 19th 2007 12:35pm by Barkingturtle
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
DaimenKain wrote:
An genius eh?
Moran.
MorAn eh?
Your an cnut.
Edited, Oct 19th 2007 12:35pm by Barkingturtle
YouR an cNUt eh?
Edited, Oct 19th 2007 3:37pm by Soracloud
Honestly, I'm out of ironik misspellings now, but it was fun while it lasted.
Edited, Oct 19th 2007 12:37pm by Barkingturtle
Edited, Oct 19th 2007 12:37pm by Barkingturtle
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Honestly, I'm out of ironik misspellings now, but it was fun while it lasted.
Edited, Oct 19th 2007 12:37pm by Barkingturtle
Edited, Oct 19th 2007 12:37pm by Barkingturtle
Likewise
Edited, Oct 19th 2007 3:38pm by Soracloud
His Excellency Soracloud wrote:
Grandfather Barkingturtle wrote:
Honestly, I'm out of ironik misspellings now, but it was fun while it lasted.
Liekwise
ORLY?
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