I have the perfect solution to your problems that I can't believe anyone has suggested yet.
Stick it in her pooper.
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WAIT GALKAMAN!!!
I have the perfect solution to your problems that I can't believe anyone has suggested yet.
Stick it in her pooper.
I have the perfect solution to your problems that I can't believe anyone has suggested yet.
Stick it in her pooper.
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Funny story actually. We never actually @#%^ed. I was gonna get it on with her, then she says, "I can't right now".. I've got crabs and I'm going to see this black married guy that pissed me off this weekend and I'm going to give him crabs."
I decided that was too dirty even for my standards.
I decided that was too dirty even for my standards.
This is why you never pick up the "cutie" at the bus stop
That's hot.
Elderon wrote:
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Funny story actually. We never actually @#%^ed. I was gonna get it on with her, then she says, "I can't right now".. I've got crabs and I'm going to see this black married guy that pissed me off this weekend and I'm going to give him crabs."
I decided that was too dirty even for my standards.
I decided that was too dirty even for my standards.
This is why you never pick up the "cutie" at the bus stop
That's hot.
But still I think you made the right choice in not banging that dirty, dirty ginger.
Ugly) wrote:
I try to deny it. I shave my head and go all emo, but it just doesn't work!
You can't hide that fire crotch of yours though. Unless of course you have taken a razor to that as well.
remorajunbao, Immortal Lion wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Funny story actually. We never actually @#%^ed. I was gonna get it on with her, then she says, "I can't right now".. I've got crabs and I'm going to see this black married guy that pissed me off this weekend and I'm going to give him crabs."
I decided that was too dirty even for my standards.
I decided that was too dirty even for my standards.
This is why you never pick up the "cutie" at the bus stop
That's hot.
But still I think you made the right choice in not banging that dirty, dirty ginger.
Here's a little more background. She was 19, I was 20. After I decided not to bang her, she thought I was a nice guy and all of that and told me I'd be better off with someone else. In the same breath, she tells me her 15yo sister has a crush on me and that I should date her. I shook my head and moved on.
Now if I had been Usagi..
MrsGemini, Mercenary Major wrote:
You can't hide that fire crotch of yours though. Unless of course you have taken a razor to that as well.
I was going to mention that, but fire crotch isn't the most appealing name and can easily get altered to mean something else. And its shrubbery, not a forest.Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Elderon wrote:
Here's a little more background. She was 19, I was 20. After I decided not to bang her, she thought I was a nice guy and all of that and told me I'd be better off with someone else. In the same breath, she tells me her 15yo sister has a crush on me and that I should date her. I shook my head and moved on.
Now if I had been Usagi..
Now if I had been Usagi..
Eldy
Your 18 year old sister you say??
No silly, I said my 15 year old sister...
YOUR 18 YEAR OLD SISTER YOU SAY?
Ummm... sure?
Awesome.
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Here's a little more background. She was 19, I was 20. After I decided not to bang her, she thought I was a nice guy and all of that and told me I'd be better off with someone else. In the same breath, she tells me her 15yo sister has a crush on me and that I should date her. I shook my head and moved on.
Now if I had been Usagi..
Now if I had been Usagi..
Eldy
Your 18 year old sister you say??
No silly, I said my 15 year old sister...
YOUR 18 YEAR OLD SISTER YOU SAY?
Ummm... sure?
Awesome.
Elderon wrote:
Dude, legal age of consent in Canada is 14. I'd have been completely fine. That's besides the point.
I don't understand this gibberish you speak...
I thought it was 17 was free game and 14 was only if within 1-2 years of each other.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Ok, Galka seems to be a little cheered up, so I'll post the picture I downloaded with him in mind:
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
I thought it was 17 was free game and 14 was only if within 1-2 years of each other.
Elderon wrote:
Tell that to the 15yo Toronto prostitutes.
My bad, forgot prostitution was legal here.Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Elderon wrote:
Tell that to the 15yo Toronto prostitutes.
My bad, forgot prostitution was legal here.1) Go to the phone book yellow pages
2) look up escorts
3) hire their services
4) ???
5) profit
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Ok, Galka seems to be a little cheered up, so I'll post the picture I downloaded with him in mind:
I hate almost everything. The rest gets Galka love.
Oh, and Ugly? It's not uncommon in England to tell people you love them, especially after a long time. People in my flat have known each other for what, three weeks? I think everyone except me and the dude next door has told everyone else that they love them in that time. They guys more than the girls, in fact.
I am cheered up a little. After my last self-destructive pahse of depression I refuse to drag myself down there again.
Programming and music (starting sad and building to happy/metal) is better than any medicine I could have taken.
**** I'm a geek.
Galkaman wrote:
I am cheered up a little. After my last self-destructive pahse of depression I refuse to drag myself down there again.
I love you, Galka.
The best thing you can do right now is to go out, buy yourself a gun, and go on a mad shooting rampage around the uni.
That'll show those bastards that you CAN push someone too far.
That'll show those bastards that you CAN push someone too far.
Galkaman wrote:
Oh, and Ugly? It's not uncommon in England to tell people you love them, especially after a long time. People in my flat have known each other for what, three weeks? I think everyone except me and the dude next door has told everyone else that they love them in that time. They guys more than the girls, in fact.
God I hate when people throw "I love you" around so carelessly. I'll have people start hanging out at my place.. then after a week or two when they're leaving they'll say something like "Bye! Love you!" or something close to it.
Drives me insane. It's a nice thought.. but it really devalues such a powerful word. It's just like those annoying couples that HAVE to say "Love you too, baby" every single time they hang up the phone.
G-man wrote:
I am cheered up a little. After my last self-destructive pahse of depression I refuse to drag myself down there again.
Programming and music (starting sad and building to happy/metal) is better than any medicine I could have taken.
@#%^ I'm a geek.
Programming and music (starting sad and building to happy/metal) is better than any medicine I could have taken.
@#%^ I'm a geek.
When I went to wales on sunday for the party I had a girl that I used to go to school with telling me she loves me because I like batman comics as much as she does.
+1 FOR GEEKS GO.
+1 FOR GEEKS GO.
Galkaman wrote:
@#%^ I'm a geek.
And you'll find an equally geeky woman who loves (as in beyond flat-mate love) and understands you, in time. If I can do it, you certainly can.
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
God I hate when people throw "I love you" around so carelessly. I'll have people start hanging out at my place.. then after a week or two when they're leaving they'll say something like "Bye! Love you!" or something close to it.
Just a few seconds ago, I wrote:
I love you, Galka! 
Kaan the Irrelevant wrote:
Drives me insane. It's a nice thought.. but it really devalues such a powerful word. It's just like those annoying couples that HAVE to say "Love you too, baby" every single time they hang up the phone. 
I try to make sure I tell my husband I love him almost every time we're on the phone. As pathetic as it sounds, I always worry, "What if this is the last time I talk to him!?"
Losing someone unexpectedly will do that to you.
And I never tell a guy I'm dating that I love him, even as a joke, unless I mean it. As a joke, I mean when you say something teasingly to someone and they act all offended and you say, "Aww, I still love you," or something. I didn't mean like, when they are all serious and say "I love you," so I joke around and say all sarcastically, "Yeah, I love you, too.
" Edited, Oct 19th 2007 1:18pm by Belkira
I skimmed a lot of this but I did see a couple of replies that made sense.
Women are not your problem. Women are not the reason you are depressed. The reason is you.
A lot of this is because of your age. I'm sorry, but at 15 everything is a crisis. You'll eventually grow out of that. However, you have to do something about YOU.
You should be focusing on yourself and what makes you happy, and things that you like to do and/or are good at. No one else can make you happy, except temporarily. If you don't like you, no one else will either.
Then, eventually, girls will see you for what you are and it will all work out.
Oh, and as for the whole drug thing, I've seen what being on meds can do to a person. Unless you want to be a zombie, don't go that way but you really should see your doctor and be thoroughly evaluated. Eventually, depending on what diagnosis they give you, if any, the treatment you seek is really up to you, as long as there are options. You don't have to take the drugs just because they tell you to.
Edited, Oct 19th 2007 2:19pm by KassandrahKnight
Women are not your problem. Women are not the reason you are depressed. The reason is you.
A lot of this is because of your age. I'm sorry, but at 15 everything is a crisis. You'll eventually grow out of that. However, you have to do something about YOU.
You should be focusing on yourself and what makes you happy, and things that you like to do and/or are good at. No one else can make you happy, except temporarily. If you don't like you, no one else will either.
Then, eventually, girls will see you for what you are and it will all work out.
Oh, and as for the whole drug thing, I've seen what being on meds can do to a person. Unless you want to be a zombie, don't go that way but you really should see your doctor and be thoroughly evaluated. Eventually, depending on what diagnosis they give you, if any, the treatment you seek is really up to you, as long as there are options. You don't have to take the drugs just because they tell you to.
Edited, Oct 19th 2007 2:19pm by KassandrahKnight
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
Galkaman wrote:
Oh, and Ugly? It's not uncommon in England to tell people you love them, especially after a long time. People in my flat have known each other for what, three weeks? I think everyone except me and the dude next door has told everyone else that they love them in that time. They guys more than the girls, in fact.
God I hate when people throw "I love you" around so carelessly. I'll have people start hanging out at my place.. then after a week or two when they're leaving they'll say something like "Bye! Love you!" or something close to it.
Drives me insane. It's a nice thought.. but it really devalues such a powerful word. It's just like those annoying couples that HAVE to say "Love you too, baby" every single time they hang up the phone.
I do too. But it's common, is what I was pointing out. And I do love her. She's a fantastic person.
I always told the exladyfriend I love her when we finished a phone conversation.
Kaain the Irrelevant wrote:
I'm a **** head lul.
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