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#1 Oct 15 2007 at 4:51 AM Rating: Decent
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I like to listen to Tommy Feburuary6 in the morning when I'm getting ready for work.
#2 Oct 15 2007 at 4:52 AM Rating: Excellent
Chris Crocker.
#3 Oct 15 2007 at 4:53 AM Rating: Excellent
Princess Usagichan wrote:
I like to listen to Tommy Feburuary6 in the morning when I'm getting ready for work.
I like to kill whores.
#4 Oct 15 2007 at 4:53 AM Rating: Good
Extremely dark (bitter sweet) chocolate...

I can't really thing of anything else at the moment. Still waking up.
#5 Oct 15 2007 at 4:53 AM Rating: Default
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Things I sometimes play...

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
#6 Oct 15 2007 at 4:54 AM Rating: Decent
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Eye humping attractive straight dudes until they feel uncomfortable.
amirite **** ?

Edited, Oct 15th 2007 6:55am by tarubstchef
#7 Oct 15 2007 at 5:00 AM Rating: Excellent
tarubstchef wrote:
Eye humping attractive straight dudes until they feel uncomfortable.
amirite **** ?

That's not a guilty pleasure, that's a sport! Smiley: lol
#8 Oct 15 2007 at 5:02 AM Rating: Decent
Hairspray sound track :3
#9 Oct 15 2007 at 5:02 AM Rating: Good
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tarubstchef wrote:
Eye humping attractive straight dudes until they feel uncomfortable.
amirite **** ?

Edited, Oct 15th 2007 6:55am by tarubstchef


If you ever did that to me and actually got me to the point of being uncomfortable, I'd likely knock you out for being a psycho, not for being gay.
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#10 Oct 15 2007 at 5:03 AM Rating: Decent
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Chris Crocker.
It appears I gave you too much credit. Smiley: disappointed
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Thank god I stopped playing MMOs.
#11 Oct 15 2007 at 5:06 AM Rating: Excellent
Kakusaijin wrote:
Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
Chris Crocker.
It appears I gave you too much credit. Smiley: disappointed

Smiley: glare Nobody understands me.
#13 Oct 15 2007 at 5:07 AM Rating: Good
Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
Kakusaijin wrote:
Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
Chris Crocker.
It appears I gave you too much credit. Smiley: disappointed

Smiley: glare Nobody understands me.
A few red arrows might learn him a thing or two.
#14 Oct 15 2007 at 5:08 AM Rating: Good
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Lindsay Lohan movies.
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#15 Oct 15 2007 at 5:09 AM Rating: Decent
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Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Lindsay Lohan movies.


I love Mean Girls...When did you become gay?
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"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
#16 Oct 15 2007 at 5:09 AM Rating: Default
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Mindel wrote:
Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
Kakusaijin wrote:
Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
Chris Crocker.
It appears I gave you too much credit. Smiley: disappointed

Smiley: glare Nobody understands me.
A few red arrows might learn him a thing or two.
How do you think Kao got me to remove Hellboy from my sig?

Cheating *******.
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Thank god I stopped playing MMOs.
#17 Oct 15 2007 at 5:09 AM Rating: Decent
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The entire "Guilty Pleasures" Anita Blake vampire hunter series by Laurell K. Hamilton.

My god, the sex sex sex sex fest that that turns into... interspersed with really icky horror stuff.
#18 Oct 15 2007 at 5:13 AM Rating: Decent
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Lindsay Lohan movies.

That explains everything, do you know how hard you have to eye hump someone that likes LiLo movies to make them feel uncomfortable ? It takes actual eyeballs to skin contact , and is not worth it.
#19 Oct 15 2007 at 5:15 AM Rating: Excellent
Mindel wrote:
GROSS DISPLAY OF POWER AMIRITE!?

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#20 Oct 15 2007 at 5:18 AM Rating: Good
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Now to seriously reply, sans the Nixnot harassing.

If I had to pick my worst guilty pleasure, it would easily be picking on the customers that are particularly ****** to me when they drop their towers off at our outpost. A lot of times, when I finish working on their computer, just to be a prick, I'll set their Internet Explorer homepage to a gay **** site or something. When they call to complain, (Being the manager) I just tell them that I'll look into the matter and deal with it accordingly; not that it ever happens.

There's a Clerks reference in there somewhere, but I can't figure out which part it is.
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Did you lose faith?
Yes, I lost faith in the powers that be.
But in doing so I came across the will to disagree.
And I gave up. Yes, I gave up, and then I gave in.
But I take responsibility for every single sin. ♪ ♫


Thank god I stopped playing MMOs.
#21 Oct 15 2007 at 5:23 AM Rating: Good
Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
Mindel wrote:
GROSS DISPLAY OF POWER AMIRITE!?

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Great power comes with great potential for personal gain.
#22 Oct 15 2007 at 5:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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If I had to pick my worst guilty pleasure, it would easily be picking on the customers that are particularly sh*tty to me when they drop their towers off at our outpost. A lot of times, when I finish working on their computer, just to be a prick, I'll set their Internet Explorer homepage to a gay **** site or something. When they call to complain, (Being the manager) I just tell them that I'll look into the matter and deal with it accordingly; not that it ever happens.



Pssh, it'd be easy enough to just say, loudly, "Yes ma'am we found the problem. It was a virus. Usually people get this particular one from **** sites. Not every time, but a lot. I cleaned up your cookies, too; you wouldn't want those to be found on your hard drive if you're ever investigated."

My guilty pleasure? Counting Crows.

Edited to add quote for clarity.

Edited, Oct 15th 2007 9:24am by Samira
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#23 Oct 15 2007 at 5:24 AM Rating: Decent
Mindel wrote:
Prom Queen NixNot wrote:
Mindel wrote:
GROSS DISPLAY OF POWER AMIRITE!?

I am interested and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Great power comes with great potential for personal gain.
So f'ing sigged
#24 Oct 15 2007 at 5:25 AM Rating: Decent
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Samira wrote:
Pssh, it'd be easy enough to just say, loudly, "Yes ma'am we found the problem. It was a virus. Usually people get this particular one from **** sites. Not every time, but a lot. I cleaned up your cookies, too; you wouldn't want those to be found on your hard drive if you're ever investigated."
That would definitely be my out if I weren't manager.

As Mindel says, great power comes with great potential for personal gain. I gain in the form of lulz.


Also, I thought of another one. Whitest Kids U Know.
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Did you lose faith?
Yes, I lost faith in the powers that be.
But in doing so I came across the will to disagree.
And I gave up. Yes, I gave up, and then I gave in.
But I take responsibility for every single sin. ♪ ♫


Thank god I stopped playing MMOs.
#25 Oct 15 2007 at 5:26 AM Rating: Excellent
Samira wrote:
Counting Crows.

The band, or the act of counting a murder of crows?




Either way, Smiley: inlove.
#26 Oct 15 2007 at 5:27 AM Rating: Good
Kakusaijin wrote:
I hate my shtty dead-end job so much that the only way I can vent all the pent up humiliation and rage is by making annoying, and essentially meaningless passive-aggressive attacks on my customers. Sadly, it's the only way I have of deluding myself, however briefly, in to believing that I have some tiny amount of status and dignity in this world, and at least that helps me stave off the crushing reality that I am--and likely always will be--a member of the servant class.
Smiley: nod

Edited, Oct 15th 2007 9:28am by Mindel
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