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#102
Dec 20 2006 at 4:13 PM
My hovercraft is full of eels!
#103
Dec 20 2006 at 4:32 PM
HellboytheHand wrote:
HE'S COMING RIGHT AT US!
sweetumssama wrote:
hunting in Africa for lions
legal poaching! >BANG!<
#104
Dec 20 2006 at 5:59 PM
im posting in this thread just to try to capture the magic. best. thread. ever.
#105
Dec 20 2006 at 6:39 PM
10 posts
<3! hey alion is like an upside down heart, maybe its just looking for some love :)
>:3 != <3
my god this thread made my night so worth not going to bed yet!
>:3 != <3
my god this thread made my night so worth not going to bed yet!
#107
Dec 21 2006 at 12:31 PM
Quote:
I met a girl on the internet, her name was Haley. I said to give me sex. She said "I'm only twelve" I said "That sh*t is cool. I used to be in middle school", but then again that was back in '93, and now I'm 26 and I kind of see how you could meet with me. -- Don't go out and tell the world. Just try to act your age again, wait what's your age again? What's your age again?
Later on I found her fan club. I joined right up and then I scanned one or two pics of my nuts, a couple of my d!ck, and then I sent them all at once. And that's about the time her dad had called me up and told me he'd rip off my balls and stuff if I should ever try to touch his girl. I told her that she's growing up and someone has to show her what, what to suck and puff. And that's when he hung up.
Awright, so check it out. After that phone call I felt a little bad right, so I was gonna call her house, you know, and be a little apologetic, so I call up, she picks up the phone, she's like "This is Haley" and like, something snapped in me. I'm like "Do a barrel roll!" she's like "What?" I'm like "Do a barrel roll!" she's like "What is a barrel roll? Who is this?" I'm like "This is Brian Peppers! Do a barrel roll!" She's like "Oh my god not Brian Peppers, the guy with the big eyes! He's gonna molest me!" I'm like "That's right! Do a barrel roll!"
She was all crying and sh*t. It was bad.
And that's about the time she called the police on me. Why did she take my sh*t so seriously? And she still acts like she's in sixth grade, yo. Why can't she grow up a bit? It's not like I can penetrate. What's her age again? Wait, what's her age again?
Haley, oh Haley. I want to skeet, skeet, skeet on your face.
Later on I found her fan club. I joined right up and then I scanned one or two pics of my nuts, a couple of my d!ck, and then I sent them all at once. And that's about the time her dad had called me up and told me he'd rip off my balls and stuff if I should ever try to touch his girl. I told her that she's growing up and someone has to show her what, what to suck and puff. And that's when he hung up.
Awright, so check it out. After that phone call I felt a little bad right, so I was gonna call her house, you know, and be a little apologetic, so I call up, she picks up the phone, she's like "This is Haley" and like, something snapped in me. I'm like "Do a barrel roll!" she's like "What?" I'm like "Do a barrel roll!" she's like "What is a barrel roll? Who is this?" I'm like "This is Brian Peppers! Do a barrel roll!" She's like "Oh my god not Brian Peppers, the guy with the big eyes! He's gonna molest me!" I'm like "That's right! Do a barrel roll!"
She was all crying and sh*t. It was bad.
And that's about the time she called the police on me. Why did she take my sh*t so seriously? And she still acts like she's in sixth grade, yo. Why can't she grow up a bit? It's not like I can penetrate. What's her age again? Wait, what's her age again?
Haley, oh Haley. I want to skeet, skeet, skeet on your face.
Stop stealing my wurds GrowlingBunny!
Edited, Dec 21st 2006 12:38pm by Armeni
#108
Dec 21 2006 at 2:01 PM
hahahahahahaha
very entertaining
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very entertaining
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#109
Dec 22 2006 at 4:06 AM
Quote:
Stop stealing my wurds GrowlingBunny!
Ah yes. Since before "you" those words were never uttered.
You should really use caution posting in this thread. You never know when the lion will show up. I happen to know him personally... >:3
#110
Dec 22 2006 at 4:19 AM
But....wouldn't the lion eat you if you're a bunny?
#111
Dec 22 2006 at 4:31 AM
No. The idiot who wrote the tale about the mouse who pulled the thorn from the lion's paw, got it totally fuct up in the translation. It was a Bunny. To protect the innocent, we will call her Don Bunny. And the lion owes her a favor, see? And they have become pretty good friends. Where do you think bunnies learned to growl?
Just trust me on this one when I say, I am rather unconcerned about the lion's proximity to me...
Just trust me on this one when I say, I am rather unconcerned about the lion's proximity to me...
#112
Dec 22 2006 at 4:56 AM
Proximity mines? those are always fun.
#113
Dec 22 2006 at 7:01 AM
LO ******* L. Sassy, this is by far your best thread.
I never read this thread till now.
I never read this thread till now.
#114
Dec 22 2006 at 7:03 AM
lawl this is ******** Sticky PLZ!
Bringing derailâ„¢ back.
Qui s'estime petit deviendra grand.
Qui s'estime petit deviendra grand.
#115
Dec 22 2006 at 7:07 AM
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MAYBE CAPTIAN PICARD WILL SAVE US!
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OH NOEZ, LIONS HAVE PICARD!!!!!!
#116
Dec 22 2006 at 7:10 AM
THERE IN SPACE NOW TOO!?!? JESUS!
#117
Dec 22 2006 at 7:13 AM
Lions in space is like a loser horror movie sequel. Remember Jason X or Leprechaun in Space?
You fail Rimesume.
I say that now that I got free stuff out of you.
You fail Rimesume.
I say that now that I got free stuff out of you.
#118
Dec 22 2006 at 7:17 AM
Paskil wrote:
I say that now that I got free stuff out of you.
*****.
#119
Dec 22 2006 at 7:20 AM
Com'n, I got yer back.
Just wait 'til I get a fleet big enough to take you down.
Just wait 'til I get a fleet big enough to take you down.
#120
Dec 22 2006 at 7:23 AM
Paskil wrote:
Com'n, I got yer back.
Just wait 'til I get a fleet big enough to take you down.
Just wait 'til I get a fleet big enough to take you down.
Fleet? You wanna see fleet?
#122
Dec 22 2006 at 7:25 AM
check your overview, though this is a small one :P
#123
Dec 22 2006 at 7:50 AM
Samuel L. Jackson was signed yesterday to do a sequel to Snakes on a Plane. Lions on a Plane stands to triple the box office profit! True story!
#124
Dec 22 2006 at 7:53 AM
"THATS IT! I have had it with these mother ****** lions on this mother ****** starship."
thats what on the ad boards. Totally true story.
thats what on the ad boards. Totally true story.
#125
Dec 27 2006 at 1:24 PM
THIS THREAD IS OVER 9000!!!
#126
Dec 28 2006 at 7:11 AM
Hellboy the Hand wrote:
THIS THREAD IS OVER 9000!!!
Hellboy the Hand wrote:
THIS THREAD IS OVER 9000!!!
Hellboy the Hand wrote:
THIS THREAD IS OVER 9000!!!
Hellboy the Hand wrote:
THIS THREAD IS OVER 9000!!!
I believe this thread is beyond 9000!!!!!!!!
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