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JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION!Follow

#27 Dec 18 2006 at 5:37 AM Rating: Good
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Woo! That's right! Send that naughty kitty into orbit!

Now we can calmly go about the rest of our day.
#28 Dec 18 2006 at 5:38 AM Rating: Decent
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#29 Dec 18 2006 at 5:39 AM Rating: Good
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OH SHI- THEY GOT CHRISTMAS!
#30 Dec 18 2006 at 5:39 AM Rating: Good
@#%^ THAT THERE MIGHT BE LIONS IN THE CAR!!! GET IN CATAMERANG(sp?)




THOSE BASTARDS!!!! QUICK HELLBOY!! SAVE CHRISTMAS AGAIN!!!

Edited, Dec 18th 2006 8:45am by remorajunbao
#31 Dec 18 2006 at 5:43 AM Rating: Good
SANTA'S HERE! HE'LL SAVE US!

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Edited, Dec 18th 2006 5:46am by NixNot
#32 Dec 18 2006 at 5:44 AM Rating: Decent
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OH DEAR GO BEHIND YOU!
#33 Dec 18 2006 at 5:45 AM Rating: Decent
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#34 Dec 18 2006 at 5:47 AM Rating: Good
DONT WARN THE BEAR OF THE LIONS PRESENCE!! HE'LL ONLY ATTACK US THEN!! THE BEAR IS A WORTHY SACRIFICE!!!!!
#35 Dec 18 2006 at 5:48 AM Rating: Good
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OH DEAR GOD GET HIM OUT OF THERE
#36 Dec 18 2006 at 5:49 AM Rating: Default
ROFL!! holy sh*t. i haven't laughed that hard in awhile. the people at work think i have lost my mind.
#37 Dec 18 2006 at 5:51 AM Rating: Decent
 
 
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WHAT HAS RADIATION DONE TO THAT BEAST!?

Edited, Dec 18th 2006 8:56am by Hellboy
#38 Dec 18 2006 at 5:52 AM Rating: Good
You made my morning so much better Sassy :D *hugs*
#39 Dec 18 2006 at 5:53 AM Rating: Good
AHHHHH THAT CRAZY LION HAS LAZER EYE BEAMS!!!!! QUICK!! THROW WINNIE IN THE WAY OF THEM!!!!
#40 Dec 18 2006 at 5:54 AM Rating: Decent
Momma? Momma! i liek tortillas
#41 Dec 18 2006 at 5:54 AM Rating: Good
DON'T WORRY! I'LL FIGHT OFF THE LIONS!

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I HAS A HANDGUN!

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WHO LOADED MY GUN WITH LIONS! OH SHI-
#42 Dec 18 2006 at 5:54 AM Rating: Good
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WTF! The lion has heat vision now? Only a miracle can save us.
#43 Dec 18 2006 at 5:55 AM Rating: Decent
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GUN LION IS GHEY
#44 Dec 18 2006 at 5:56 AM Rating: Good
A miracle or Batman's Lion repellant spray (hell he had Shark repellant in one episode so why not Lion too).



Edited, Dec 18th 2006 9:01am by remorajunbao
#45 Dec 18 2006 at 5:57 AM Rating: Good
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Its the first day of winter break and my kids are home for the next few weeks. To save the board, I nobly offer myself as the sacrificial lamb. Please?
#46 Dec 18 2006 at 5:57 AM Rating: Decent
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K guys I think we'll be safe here for a while...
#47 Dec 18 2006 at 5:58 AM Rating: Decent
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#48 Dec 18 2006 at 5:59 AM Rating: Good
The Ragtime of Doom wrote:
GUN LION IS GHEY


Shush you, now I have to find some actual gay ascii art. Smiley: glare
#49 Dec 18 2006 at 5:59 AM Rating: Good
QUICK! GET THE LION REPELLANT!! ONLY BATMAN CAN SAVE US NOW!!!!
#50 Dec 18 2006 at 6:00 AM Rating: Good
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Shush you, now I have to find some actual gay ascii art


this i've got to see.
#51 Dec 18 2006 at 6:03 AM Rating: Good
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JESES, SOMEONE CALL Allakhazam

EDIT: that's funny, I put in Allakhazam and Alla's name comes out.
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Edited, Dec 18th 2006 9:07am by Dorsa
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