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im fat and theres a girl i like, whos notFollow
theres this girl when i look at her i cant help but to smile i talk to her every now and again shes a good person but i think she doesnt like me and never will because of my weight is this possible that she will never like me
Ask her if you can stick your co[/u]ck in her ******.
She'll love you.
She'll love you.
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yeah lol but i respect women and i could never bring myself to say it and mean it
Ok ok, I'm sorry I was just kidding.
Tell her that you're looking for someone about your wieght and you need a girlfriend.
Tell her that you're looking for someone about your wieght and you need a girlfriend.
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at my school (its private) there are only 12 girls in my grade and the only one who would be around my weight is ******* ugly i want to go out with a really cute girl who is 108 lbs
Edited, Fri Mar 11 22:43:40 2005 by chaostrain
Edited, Fri Mar 11 22:43:40 2005 by chaostrain
And how much do you weigh?
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Lol you're screwed then.
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Whoaaa not to say anything really gay, but if you expect this girl to go out with a fat guy, why can't you bring yourself to go out with a fat girl? But seriously how old are you? depending on how tall you are and how young you are, losing 20-30 pounds is easy. Control what you eat, and excercise everyday. I once lost 30 pounds in two months that way. Or you could just do what the models do and stick your finger down your throat after you eat ;)
This one's easy. Put a roll or quarters in your pocket. "Accidentally" bump into her.
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I am no natural ladies man but this I know: either she is the kind of girl who will look past your body type and like (or not like) you for who you are, or she isn't.
Now how to broach that subject is certainly up to debate, but you must find a way to let her know you are interested without spooking her. Don't walk up to her and start spouting how much you love her, she will think you are obsessing. On the contrary if you act too aloof she won't have any way of knowing you like her.
Like most things in life it is probably best to shoot for a happy medium... next time you see her SMILE and say "How are you, beautiful?" and her facial reaction and body language will probably tell you if she is receptive to you or not.
If she scowls at you, you can still back off without bruising your ego. If she blushes, smiles, plays with her hair or turns toward you it is a good sign. If she crosses her arms, looks at a clock or the door or sneers then forget it. What she actually says is pretty unimportant.
I myself have to earn all the ***** I get the hard way, so I can see where you are coming from. But remember, most women, at least mature ones, are (unlike men) more interested in who you are, not how you look. Be confident and funny without being too arrogant or sarcastic... but never, ever come across as weak or appologetic... you have nothing to appologize for, you have every right to approach any woman you want.
Hope this helps~
Now how to broach that subject is certainly up to debate, but you must find a way to let her know you are interested without spooking her. Don't walk up to her and start spouting how much you love her, she will think you are obsessing. On the contrary if you act too aloof she won't have any way of knowing you like her.
Like most things in life it is probably best to shoot for a happy medium... next time you see her SMILE and say "How are you, beautiful?" and her facial reaction and body language will probably tell you if she is receptive to you or not.
If she scowls at you, you can still back off without bruising your ego. If she blushes, smiles, plays with her hair or turns toward you it is a good sign. If she crosses her arms, looks at a clock or the door or sneers then forget it. What she actually says is pretty unimportant.
I myself have to earn all the ***** I get the hard way, so I can see where you are coming from. But remember, most women, at least mature ones, are (unlike men) more interested in who you are, not how you look. Be confident and funny without being too arrogant or sarcastic... but never, ever come across as weak or appologetic... you have nothing to appologize for, you have every right to approach any woman you want.
Hope this helps~
If she woudln't like you for what you are, she's not worth your time.
Here's the thing ( take this from a 35 year old guy who's been around).
Women, at least the ones WORTH having, don't judge be appearance.
I'm 5'11", 180 lbs ( varies between 140 and 200). I've had women who were 95 lb super-hotties to 250 lb farm-girls, in inverse perportion to my size at the time. Here's a few notes to think upon.
How does your object of desire look? Is she one of those super-model wantobes? If so, I'd say, back off now. This type of female is generally only out for themselves. If they hook up with a fatso ( And I'll tell you 160lbs is not fat dude) then they are holing up with you for security, and will cheat on you in a heartbeat, and dump you as soon as someone better comes along. Or, is she just nice looking? In which case, if she shows interest at all, she's a good one to try and catch.
My personal favorite type of woman ( and the type I married) is a girl with a pretty face who is somewhat chunky ( 150-180 lbs, figuring a hieght of 5'3" to 5'8"). The girls in this range will be loyal to you to a degree you will not believe, and won't cheat on you, ever, for fear of messing up a good thing. ANd as far as the sexual side goes, getting a girl who is not a super hottie pays of in the freakiness in the bedroom. ( My wife doesn't call me Master, and doesn't have the name Slave-girl, for nothing.) Of course though, you have to have a certain ammount of profincecy in the bedroom yourself, to keep any female. If you can't maintain at least a 6-to-1 ****** ratio ( 6 of hers to every one of yours) then you are in for a lot of dissapointment, and for me, it's at LEAST a 9-to-1 ratio.
Women, at least the ones WORTH having, don't judge be appearance.
I'm 5'11", 180 lbs ( varies between 140 and 200). I've had women who were 95 lb super-hotties to 250 lb farm-girls, in inverse perportion to my size at the time. Here's a few notes to think upon.
How does your object of desire look? Is she one of those super-model wantobes? If so, I'd say, back off now. This type of female is generally only out for themselves. If they hook up with a fatso ( And I'll tell you 160lbs is not fat dude) then they are holing up with you for security, and will cheat on you in a heartbeat, and dump you as soon as someone better comes along. Or, is she just nice looking? In which case, if she shows interest at all, she's a good one to try and catch.
My personal favorite type of woman ( and the type I married) is a girl with a pretty face who is somewhat chunky ( 150-180 lbs, figuring a hieght of 5'3" to 5'8"). The girls in this range will be loyal to you to a degree you will not believe, and won't cheat on you, ever, for fear of messing up a good thing. ANd as far as the sexual side goes, getting a girl who is not a super hottie pays of in the freakiness in the bedroom. ( My wife doesn't call me Master, and doesn't have the name Slave-girl, for nothing.) Of course though, you have to have a certain ammount of profincecy in the bedroom yourself, to keep any female. If you can't maintain at least a 6-to-1 ****** ratio ( 6 of hers to every one of yours) then you are in for a lot of dissapointment, and for me, it's at LEAST a 9-to-1 ratio.
If you want to get a nice body like me (Seriously this will work) do this everyday:
Wake up.
Take a shower.
Do your buisness like brushing your teeth
(Do that and wash your face. I recomend Noxzena. None of those sticks and irratates your skin thing. Just the wash your face thing. EXTREMELY EFECTIVE. If you don't mind or you can do it in the night Clearasil or whatever is great The sticking one not cleansing. Also the new Crest Whitening Expression is good to whiten your teeth.)
Alright pack up and if you have time and theres no bus in sight. Do 50 push ups (Try as many if you can't. Just think every time you feel like you're going to give up. I came this far I can go farther just by pushing up one more.) and no matter what 50 crunches.
Now here's the thing. DRINK A LOT OF WATER!!! Eat as much as you like (Don't be a pig but a pizza won't kill you) Drink whenever you can until your stomach feels fool. Before lunch cut down so you have room. This will help you wash out the fat. Go home. Now if you can aford it or have one get one of those gym things. If not well push ups and crunches it is for you then. Strech always strech. Go out and don't be afraid. If you are stoped by punks just ignore em and make em look like pussys. Ok so now run across your neighborhood. If you have trouble running this is the secret: Breathe steadily. Nose is better but as long as you don't start gasping. Pump your arms even if it makes you look stupid and instead of a fist make your hands like a chop. Ok now it's like jumping. Short burst of small hops and lift otehr foot lift. Try to put all your weight forward after every step. Don't understand me just do it and every day it'll seem easier. Nothing comes for free. Alright done? Now strech out and do your home work and if you have a project that you just got work 30 mins on it. Alright now you're all rested go eat a nice snack (No junk food) and again jug some water down. Rest for 20 mins doing whatever you like. Now heres the hard part. Go to your gym or if you don't have one to your push up poisition. The proper is without arching your back make it rigity straight and then stand on toes and your arms are BENEATH your shoulder. Everything should be right now including your hands. Alright now bend your arms sideways and make sure your head is UP. Continue doing this for 50 no mercy now. AFter that 5 seconds break. Crunches. Crunches are lifting your legs up by the way. Almost like sitting except your on your back. Cross your feet and then put your arms across your chest. Now push all the way up and hold it for 4. Down. Do that for 50. Now take a 7 second break. We're gona do squats. This will help you speed up your ability to run and will help you lose weight. If you don't know what it is it's spreading your feet a little away but close to your shoulder and your spreading your legs apart. Put your hands on your head and makes sure you feel pressure on your legs already. Now your lower your butt down until it's 90. Keep it for at least 2 seconds and go up and then down. Don't speed this up. Now after 50 your gona do this time squat jumps. Squat position. Go down. Now jump. Back to squat position. Lower. Jump. Drink water you should be tired. Good job. Wrestling if you join is a good sport and will make you slimmer if you listen to your coach. Now go up take a shower. Wash your hair. Go out wash your face. Go eat dinner. Relax, now go and brush your teeth, put that acne cream or whatever if you have some, then go to bed.
Lol just bored.
Wake up.
Take a shower.
Do your buisness like brushing your teeth
(Do that and wash your face. I recomend Noxzena. None of those sticks and irratates your skin thing. Just the wash your face thing. EXTREMELY EFECTIVE. If you don't mind or you can do it in the night Clearasil or whatever is great The sticking one not cleansing. Also the new Crest Whitening Expression is good to whiten your teeth.)
Alright pack up and if you have time and theres no bus in sight. Do 50 push ups (Try as many if you can't. Just think every time you feel like you're going to give up. I came this far I can go farther just by pushing up one more.) and no matter what 50 crunches.
Now here's the thing. DRINK A LOT OF WATER!!! Eat as much as you like (Don't be a pig but a pizza won't kill you) Drink whenever you can until your stomach feels fool. Before lunch cut down so you have room. This will help you wash out the fat. Go home. Now if you can aford it or have one get one of those gym things. If not well push ups and crunches it is for you then. Strech always strech. Go out and don't be afraid. If you are stoped by punks just ignore em and make em look like pussys. Ok so now run across your neighborhood. If you have trouble running this is the secret: Breathe steadily. Nose is better but as long as you don't start gasping. Pump your arms even if it makes you look stupid and instead of a fist make your hands like a chop. Ok now it's like jumping. Short burst of small hops and lift otehr foot lift. Try to put all your weight forward after every step. Don't understand me just do it and every day it'll seem easier. Nothing comes for free. Alright done? Now strech out and do your home work and if you have a project that you just got work 30 mins on it. Alright now you're all rested go eat a nice snack (No junk food) and again jug some water down. Rest for 20 mins doing whatever you like. Now heres the hard part. Go to your gym or if you don't have one to your push up poisition. The proper is without arching your back make it rigity straight and then stand on toes and your arms are BENEATH your shoulder. Everything should be right now including your hands. Alright now bend your arms sideways and make sure your head is UP. Continue doing this for 50 no mercy now. AFter that 5 seconds break. Crunches. Crunches are lifting your legs up by the way. Almost like sitting except your on your back. Cross your feet and then put your arms across your chest. Now push all the way up and hold it for 4. Down. Do that for 50. Now take a 7 second break. We're gona do squats. This will help you speed up your ability to run and will help you lose weight. If you don't know what it is it's spreading your feet a little away but close to your shoulder and your spreading your legs apart. Put your hands on your head and makes sure you feel pressure on your legs already. Now your lower your butt down until it's 90. Keep it for at least 2 seconds and go up and then down. Don't speed this up. Now after 50 your gona do this time squat jumps. Squat position. Go down. Now jump. Back to squat position. Lower. Jump. Drink water you should be tired. Good job. Wrestling if you join is a good sport and will make you slimmer if you listen to your coach. Now go up take a shower. Wash your hair. Go out wash your face. Go eat dinner. Relax, now go and brush your teeth, put that acne cream or whatever if you have some, then go to bed.
Lol just bored.
CBD wrote:
If she woudln't like you for what you are, she's not worth your time.
"Someone's true beauty is on the inside." Yeah, that's just something ugly people like to say.
Just kidding. CBD is right.
Hey, ABambiNation, did you need a cigarette after that?
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150-160 pounds
Seriously? Unless you're 3'4, you're anorexic.
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Seriously? Unless you're 3'4, you're anorexic.
Um, what the fu[/u]ck are you talking about. That'd be pretty fat for a kid...
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150 pounds, that's nothing.
It's hard to spot sarcasm over the internet... Are you serious. I'm 14 and I'm only like 120.
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Lord Reeve wrote:
It's hard to spot sarcasm over the internet...
I agree, it's very difficult.
I think abbay might just be a porker.
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I think abbay might just be a porker.
More cushin' for the pushin', I always say.
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I didn't read the thread and when I did (Looking at the bottom) I wana ask how old are you? I know this kid in my school called Nick. He's a year older but still he's only prolly 15 and he's about 150 and he's ripped. If you're older that must mean you're pretty skinny or you're worrying about a little bit of fat. You can get rid of that in a matter of days!
150 is lightweight imo. I'm a sophmore in hs whos 5'11 200 but im not fat. I guess if your short you could look fat but i would say try for it anyway! I can bench 40 over my weight so i think im in pretty good shape. ^*^
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I think abbay might just be a porker
I'm pregnant... So don't call me a porker, and watch your language Reeve.
Edited, Sun Mar 13 23:25:13 2005 by Abbay
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