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#1 Sep 29 2004 at 4:31 PM Rating: Decent
anybody own or seen this wonderful movie? Army of Darkness, Evil Dead I, Evil Dead II


by the way. i just saw "shawn of the dead". that movie rocks!
#2 Sep 29 2004 at 4:39 PM Rating: Good
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Nope. No one's ever seen any Sam Rami movie but you. Thank you for bringing these unheard of unkown films to our attention. I'm eagerly looking forward to you discovering Memento and Donnie Darko in 2035 and opening our eyes to them as well.
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#3 Sep 29 2004 at 4:47 PM Rating: Decent
damn man, i just wanted people to talk about it. its no reason to be rude like that
#4 Sep 29 2004 at 5:07 PM Rating: Good
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Really, Smash, this is the Sandbox.

Next he'll start talking about how great this "new" singer called Bruce Springstien is.
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#5 Sep 29 2004 at 6:31 PM Rating: Good
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The Phantasm series Smash. That's where it's really at. Honest! :)
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#6 Sep 29 2004 at 7:42 PM Rating: Decent
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Really, Smash, this is the Sandbox.
He does have a point though.
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The Phantasm series Smash. That's where it's really at. Honest! :)


There's nothing like a shiny meatal ball floating around boring people's brains out. The first one is also where one of my high school girlfreinds got the bright idea to have sex in a graveyard. Bless that movie.
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#8 Sep 29 2004 at 8:06 PM Rating: Decent
I LOVE EVIL 3: Army of Darkness. THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!!!
Ash: Good, bad i'm the guy with the gun.
Ash: well hello mr. fancy pants, I got news for you pal, your only leading 2 things, Jack and Sh*t, and Jack left town.
Yeah i seen it so many times i can place it on mute and say what they are saying... i have no life so leave me alone. :-)
#9 Sep 29 2004 at 8:18 PM Rating: Decent
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Ash: well hello mr. fancy pants, I got news for you pal, your only leading 2 things, Jack and Sh*t, and Jack left town.


That is a good quote, but I like the one that Roddy Piper said in "They Live" a lot more.

"Alright people! I am here to kick *** and chew bubblegum. And I am all fresh out of bubblegum."

Those movies are really good, the first time I saw them was at a Halloween party about 12 years ago.
#10 Sep 30 2004 at 8:23 AM Rating: Decent
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C'mon Smash, we've only discussed this... 3 times in the Asylum, let these OOT people have their cake and eat it too :P
#11 Sep 30 2004 at 9:58 AM Rating: Decent
Yeah.. that game Duke Nukem 3D ripped off every Ash line known to man. I also liked the original ending better (where he overslept) because it was a great setup for a sequel if they ever decide to do one. The big rumor now is that New Line is planning on bringing Ash in for some hard core reinforcement for the next Freddy vs. Jason movie. Could be interesting.

On a side note Donnie Darko special edition was pretty lame. I liked the theatrical release better.
#12 Sep 30 2004 at 9:15 PM Rating: Decent
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That is a good quote, but I like the one that Roddy Piper said in "They Live" a lot more.

"Alright people! I am here to kick *** and chew bubblegum. And I am all fresh out of bubblegum."


Yeah I remember that movie too :-)
#13 Sep 30 2004 at 9:49 PM Rating: Decent
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I loved how you could see the spot lights in the forest in the first Evil Dead, but the girl getting raped by the tree limbs was a bit weird. Still all 3 are must watch movies :) If you're into really bad cheesy movies I recommend Legend of the Liquid Sword, horrible translations but oh so cheesy.
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