Has to be at the start with Jules just before shooting the dude in the shoulder.
Say "what" again. SAY "WHAT" AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, ************. Say "what" one more goddamn time.
Brett : He's b-b-black...
Jules : Go on!
Brett : He's bald...
Jules : Does he look like a *****?
Brett : What?
{Shoots Dude in the shoulder}
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whats your top 10 favorite pizza toppings? what is your favorite colour? why does the radio play pop music when i don't like pop music? why don't we just stick all these stupid polls in one forum and get it over with?
Stop ruining my fun...:'(
you started it
/flick in the forhead
/flick in the forhead
*Ouch! No I started a non-threatening forum, but you decided to be a **** and criticise it for no apparent reason.
/slap round the back of the head
/runs away
heehee
/slap round the back of the head
/runs away
heehee
Fave line from pulp fiction:
It's the one with bad mother fu cker on it.
I actually HAVE a wallet like that in my back pocket right now.
It's the one with bad mother fu cker on it.
I actually HAVE a wallet like that in my back pocket right now.
i think i've plastered pulp fiction quotes all over the boards already
Not a long qoute, just a phrase:
A Royal wit cheese?
A Royal with cheese.
A Royal wit cheese?
A Royal with cheese.
Jules : Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a ***** out, and givin' a b[/sm]itch a foot massage ain't even the same fu[sm]ckin' thing.
Vincent : Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
Jules : It ain't no fuc[/sm]kin' ballpark either. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same f[sm]uckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean sh[/sm]it.
Vincent : Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules : Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuc[sm]kin' master.
Vincent : Given a lot of 'em?
Jules : Sh[/sm]it yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be tickling or nothin'.
Vincent : Would you give a guy a foot massage?
Jules : Fu[sm]ck you.
Vincent : You give them a lot?
Jules : Fu[sm][/sm]ck you.
Vincent : You know, I'm getting kinda tired, I could use a foot massage.
Jules : Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.
Vincent : Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
Jules : It ain't no fuc[/sm]kin' ballpark either. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same f[sm]uckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean sh[/sm]it.
Vincent : Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules : Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuc[sm]kin' master.
Vincent : Given a lot of 'em?
Jules : Sh[/sm]it yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be tickling or nothin'.
Vincent : Would you give a guy a foot massage?
Jules : Fu[sm]ck you.
Vincent : You give them a lot?
Jules : Fu[sm][/sm]ck you.
Vincent : You know, I'm getting kinda tired, I could use a foot massage.
Jules : Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
you know why they call it that?
uhh, on account of the metric system?
check out the big brain on brad! you one smart motherfu[i][/i]cker thats right, the metric system
uhh, on account of the metric system?
check out the big brain on brad! you one smart motherfu[i][/i]cker thats right, the metric system
To steal from ickle Dracies sig
Vincent Vega : I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And right now I'm a race car and you got me in the red. I'm just saying that it's fu[/sm]ckin' dangerous to have a racecar in the fuc[sm]kin' red. It could blow.
Jules : Oh, you're gettin' ready to blow?
Vincent Vega : I could blow.
Jules : Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfu[/u]cker, motherfu[u]cker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm "SUPERFLY T.N.T", I'm the "GUNS OF THE NAVARONE". In fact, what the fu[/u]ck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfu[u]cker should be on brain detail. We're fu[u][/u]ckin' switchin' right now.
Vincent Vega : I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And right now I'm a race car and you got me in the red. I'm just saying that it's fu[/sm]ckin' dangerous to have a racecar in the fuc[sm]kin' red. It could blow.
Jules : Oh, you're gettin' ready to blow?
Vincent Vega : I could blow.
Jules : Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfu[/u]cker, motherfu[u]cker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm "SUPERFLY T.N.T", I'm the "GUNS OF THE NAVARONE". In fact, what the fu[/u]ck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfu[u]cker should be on brain detail. We're fu[u][/u]ckin' switchin' right now.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
"let's not start sucking each others ***** just yet" ~ the Wolf
"English motherfu[i][/i]cker, do-you-speak-it?!"
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I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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Fabienne : Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch : It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne : Whose chopper is this?
Butch : It's Zed's.
Fabienne : Who's Zed?
Butch : Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
Butch : It's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne : Whose chopper is this?
Butch : It's Zed's.
Fabienne : Who's Zed?
Butch : Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
got a couple of em
JULES: Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
JULES: There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
CAPT. KOONS: This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. Now he knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it's be confiscated. The way your Daddy looked at it, that watch was your birthright. And he'd be damned if and slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'. His ***. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ***. Then when he died of disentary, he gave me the watch. I hid with uncomfortable hunk of metal up my *** for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
JULES: Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
JULES: There's a passage I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."
CAPT. KOONS: This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. Now he knew if the gooks ever saw the watch it's be confiscated. The way your Daddy looked at it, that watch was your birthright. And he'd be damned if and slopeheads were gonna put their greasy yella hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'. His ***. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ***. Then when he died of disentary, he gave me the watch. I hid with uncomfortable hunk of metal up my *** for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
The way he said it just... tickles me:
This is a tasty burger!
This is a tasty burger!
Superb line -
/GUNSHOT
Im sorry, did I break your concentration?
/GUNSHOT
Im sorry, did I break your concentration?
Yea Sam Jackson was a stud in that movie. He and Bruce Willis need to make another movie together. I loved them in Die Hard 3.
"Driving in Central Park"
Zeus: Are you aiming for these people?
John McClane: No.
John McClane: ...Well maybe that mime.
Zeus: You famous in L.A. or something?
John McClane: Yeah, for about five minutes.
Zeus: Don't tell me. Rodney King, right?
John McClane: You know how to fire one of these?
Zeus: No.
John McClane: No?
Zeus: Hey, all brothers don't know how to use guns, you racist motherf*cker.
Zeus: Now, where are you goin'?
Raymond: To school.
Zeus: Why?
Dexter: To get educated.
Zeus: Why?
Raymond: So we can go to college.
Zeus: And why is that important?
Raymond: To get a-spected.
Zeus: RE-spect. Now who are the bad guys?
Raymond: Guys who sell drugs.
Dexter: Guys who have guns.
Zeus: And who are the good guys?
Raymond: We're the good guys.
Zeus So who's gonna help us?
Dexter: Nobody.
Zeus: So who's gonna help us?
Raymond: We're gonna help ourselves.
Zeus: And who do we not want to help us?
Dexter , Raymond: White people.
Zeus: What the f*ck are you doin'?
John McClane: Interrogatin' him.
Zeus: Well, what's he gonna tell you, "I'm dead"?
John McClane: Well, I ain't gonna know 'til I ask him, am I?
John McClane: Hey, can you pick locks?
Zeus: Is this one of those black things again?
Man those 2 are great together. Unbreakable was ok. They really need to do another Die Hard together!
"Driving in Central Park"
Zeus: Are you aiming for these people?
John McClane: No.
John McClane: ...Well maybe that mime.
Zeus: You famous in L.A. or something?
John McClane: Yeah, for about five minutes.
Zeus: Don't tell me. Rodney King, right?
John McClane: You know how to fire one of these?
Zeus: No.
John McClane: No?
Zeus: Hey, all brothers don't know how to use guns, you racist motherf*cker.
Zeus: Now, where are you goin'?
Raymond: To school.
Zeus: Why?
Dexter: To get educated.
Zeus: Why?
Raymond: So we can go to college.
Zeus: And why is that important?
Raymond: To get a-spected.
Zeus: RE-spect. Now who are the bad guys?
Raymond: Guys who sell drugs.
Dexter: Guys who have guns.
Zeus: And who are the good guys?
Raymond: We're the good guys.
Zeus So who's gonna help us?
Dexter: Nobody.
Zeus: So who's gonna help us?
Raymond: We're gonna help ourselves.
Zeus: And who do we not want to help us?
Dexter , Raymond: White people.
Zeus: What the f*ck are you doin'?
John McClane: Interrogatin' him.
Zeus: Well, what's he gonna tell you, "I'm dead"?
John McClane: Well, I ain't gonna know 'til I ask him, am I?
John McClane: Hey, can you pick locks?
Zeus: Is this one of those black things again?
Man those 2 are great together. Unbreakable was ok. They really need to do another Die Hard together!
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"Zed's dead baby"
"You mean I gotta stab her three times?"
I don't know what the big deal is with foot massages. I love rubbing a woman's feet. Hell I've given my sister a foot massage, after spending all day walking around New York.
I don't know what the big deal is with foot massages. I love rubbing a woman's feet. Hell I've given my sister a foot massage, after spending all day walking around New York.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
:Aww man I shot Marvin in the face.
:Well Why The **** Did You Do That!!
:I didn't mean to it was an accident.
Yea I think that takes the cake
:Well Why The **** Did You Do That!!
:I didn't mean to it was an accident.
Yea I think that takes the cake
Just watched it again
Don't know how we forgot this one
I'm gona get a couple of hard pipe hitting niggas in here with a pair of pliars and a blow tourch, You Hear me Hillbilly, I'm gona go Medieval on your ***
Don't know how we forgot this one
I'm gona get a couple of hard pipe hitting niggas in here with a pair of pliars and a blow tourch, You Hear me Hillbilly, I'm gona go Medieval on your ***
I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean ****.
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