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Yep, Britney Spears gets married yet again. Wonder how long this one will last...a day? a week? maybe a whole month!
I remember hearing from... somewhere that there's no pre-nup, so if they get a divorce he's going to be set for life regardless.
I am going to go out on a limb on this one.
Forever...
Forever...
Who would really care. I'd marry Britney for a day...... and do only god knows what on our honeymoon. *Cant stand up right now*
The REALLY scary thing is that she's a stepmom now.
No, fortunantly for Ms. ImaWhiteTrashWHORE she had him sign the papers about 2 days before the ceremony. I really cant wait till she falls out of the music industry.
She cant sing for ****.
Okay maybe Id bone her....but theres way hotter chicks out there. But her singing is horrible! Damn...she should just shut up and suck.
Okay maybe Id bone her....but theres way hotter chicks out there. But her singing is horrible! Damn...she should just shut up and suck.
I don't know what the over/under is but I'm taking 6 months before the divorce is final.
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"pre-nups" are another great symbol of the land of the free
I'll be generous and give it 8 months. Not a big fan, but her videos make me think I'm watching "soft" ****.
I saw her remake video of that Bobby Brown tune yesterday morning, with mute on of course. Nothing like a video of a hot chick ************ in bed to make my pants uncomfortable for the first 30 minutes of work.
I saw her remake video of that Bobby Brown tune yesterday morning, with mute on of course. Nothing like a video of a hot chick ************ in bed to make my pants uncomfortable for the first 30 minutes of work.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Well boys you'll be happy to know she met up to your slutty expectations....
Spent 48 hours in hotel room with hubby after ceremony and never left the room
Order room service 6x's a day (including onion rings from burger king)
Left ham and cheese stains on her sheets.
Spent 48 hours in hotel room with hubby after ceremony and never left the room
Order room service 6x's a day (including onion rings from burger king)
Left ham and cheese stains on her sheets.
I don't know about you guys, but I am rooting for her husband.
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Well boys you'll be happy to know she met up to your slutty expectations....
Spent 48 hours in hotel room with hubby after ceremony and never left the room
Spent 48 hours in hotel room with hubby after ceremony and never left the room
I'm no big fan of her's but I don't see where banging your new husband for a weekend on your honeymoon makes you a ****.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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Sounds like a typical newly-wed couple.
I'm no big fan of her's but I don't see where banging your new husband for a weekend on your honeymoon makes you a ****.
I'm no big fan of her's but I don't see where banging your new husband for a weekend on your honeymoon makes you a ****.
Agreed. Unless she was sneaking out to bang some of the hotel staff too, that might qualify her.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Didn't say she was a **** for banging her hubby....just letting you guys know that she and he went at it for 48 hours =)
Wonder how kinky they got with the food to have it stained all over the sheets.
Wonder how kinky they got with the food to have it stained all over the sheets.
I'm more curious how one leaves an identifiable "ham" stain.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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