1) I cannot pronounce the letter 'a', or indeed any vowels
2) A childhood accident left me with a permanent yet inexplicable hat
3) In my previous life I foolishly believed in reincarnation
4) Last year I entered the "World's Biggest Loser" competition and came 2nd
5) My name is apparently, but unfortunately, phonetically identical to the Uzbeki language's most offensive sexual swear-word.
6) I am reliably informed that my ankles smell exactly like Gwyneth Paltrow's elbows (neat eh!)
7) My father is a successful spelling mistake and has been cited as evidence in 37 failed examinations
8) I once broke my tongue in a speed-reading accident
9) I believe everything I read
10) I am fluent in 16 dialects of white noise
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
1. I like to cross-stitch.
2. I only like men that are tall, dark, and handsome (that is dark features, not skin, sorry) Blonde and blue eyed just ain't mah thang!
3. I am allergic to latex, codeine, nutrasweet, cigarette smoke, mold, pollen, milk, chocolate, peanuts, tomatoes, bananas, wheat gluten etc... I still eat lots of stuff anyway. I didn't have any allergies until I had children.
4. I have highly sensitive senses. I have hearing of near canine levels. I even wear sunglasses on cloudy/rainy days. Strong smells give me migraines.
5. My mother died when I was 5, assumed mob murder and was covered up.
6. I previously wanted to be a Certified Forensic Pathologist. I have a morbid curiosity of the dead and what makes a body tick.
7. I was a bully in high school. My boyfriend at the time was on the Oklahoma 10 most watched list.
8. I have been told I am prissy because I like to paint my nails, wear mini skirts, high heels and lingerie. But I like to get greasy working on my Mustang and drive like a guy. /boggle Is there a such thing as a Prissy Tomboy?
9. I used to be a major hottie.
10. I am getting divorced.
2. I only like men that are tall, dark, and handsome (that is dark features, not skin, sorry) Blonde and blue eyed just ain't mah thang!
3. I am allergic to latex, codeine, nutrasweet, cigarette smoke, mold, pollen, milk, chocolate, peanuts, tomatoes, bananas, wheat gluten etc... I still eat lots of stuff anyway. I didn't have any allergies until I had children.
4. I have highly sensitive senses. I have hearing of near canine levels. I even wear sunglasses on cloudy/rainy days. Strong smells give me migraines.
5. My mother died when I was 5, assumed mob murder and was covered up.
6. I previously wanted to be a Certified Forensic Pathologist. I have a morbid curiosity of the dead and what makes a body tick.
7. I was a bully in high school. My boyfriend at the time was on the Oklahoma 10 most watched list.
8. I have been told I am prissy because I like to paint my nails, wear mini skirts, high heels and lingerie. But I like to get greasy working on my Mustang and drive like a guy. /boggle Is there a such thing as a Prissy Tomboy?
9. I used to be a major hottie.
10. I am getting divorced.
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3. I am allergic to latex ... cigarette smoke ... chocolate ... bananas ... etc
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
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3. I am allergic to latex ... cigarette smoke ... chocolate ... bananas ... etc
I think point 9 covers for a lot
Do what now?
Darkflame is making me do this:
1) my dream job is to be a club dj.
2) i have horrible credit due to financing a lot of things for a girl that ended up leaving me.
3) i was one merit badge away from being an eagle scout.
4) i am allergic to nothing i know of except work
5) my diet consists pretty much of everything but vegtables
6) i have to take sleeping pills due to insomnia
7) i am driving with no insurance right now :) (going to get it tomorrow)
8) ill be 26 at the end of september
9) i once had sex inside a church
10) i am normally an extremely anti-social person, but I have been taking courses at a local community college to try to get rid of that stigma.
1) my dream job is to be a club dj.
2) i have horrible credit due to financing a lot of things for a girl that ended up leaving me.
3) i was one merit badge away from being an eagle scout.
4) i am allergic to nothing i know of except work
5) my diet consists pretty much of everything but vegtables
6) i have to take sleeping pills due to insomnia
7) i am driving with no insurance right now :) (going to get it tomorrow)
8) ill be 26 at the end of september
9) i once had sex inside a church
10) i am normally an extremely anti-social person, but I have been taking courses at a local community college to try to get rid of that stigma.
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9) i once had sex inside a church
Way to go.
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2. I only like men that are tall, dark, and handsome (that is dark features, not skin, sorry) Blonde and blue eyed just ain't mah thang!
Well for you Pickle I might make an exception 
Does your girlfriend come as part of the package?
Does your girlfriend come as part of the package?
Lady Darkflame wrote:
Well for you Pickle I might make an exception
Does your girlfriend come as part of the package?
Does your girlfriend come as part of the package?
Oh my.
Okay; the not-so-flippant version:
1) At 14 I was earning more as a part-time musician than my adult neighbours were earning 9-5
2) At 16 I became addicted to slot-machines and wasted what would have been a good nest-egg. Apart from an annual 1 pound bet on the Grand National (UK Horse Race) I no longer gamble
3) I've been detained in prison cells in 4 countries in Europe and America
4) As a new-born I was baptised 4 times as my family was informed I wouldn't live past 1 week (Over-zealous Catholic family members)
5) My most embarassing fart was during a formal black-tie dinner at Highgrove House hosted by HRH Prince Charles. He raised an eyebrow. . . I wished I was dead
6) I have been asked for autographs by Eric Clapton fans on 3 occasions (Yep, he's as ugly as I am - I signed 'em anyway)
7) While working as a session drummer in the late '70s I was asked to stand in for Tommy Ramone as he was 'unwell'. The gig was a disaster as the band were all unwell and only lasted 25 minutes (but that was probably 20 songs at the Ramones pace)
8) I have University degrees from UK and Spain
9) My son is a regular Allakhazam poster and I enjoy flaming him in the Asylum (guess away)
10) I was divorced 4 years ago and until last year I was engaged to Brent Scowcroft's Great-Niece
1) At 14 I was earning more as a part-time musician than my adult neighbours were earning 9-5
2) At 16 I became addicted to slot-machines and wasted what would have been a good nest-egg. Apart from an annual 1 pound bet on the Grand National (UK Horse Race) I no longer gamble
3) I've been detained in prison cells in 4 countries in Europe and America
4) As a new-born I was baptised 4 times as my family was informed I wouldn't live past 1 week (Over-zealous Catholic family members)
5) My most embarassing fart was during a formal black-tie dinner at Highgrove House hosted by HRH Prince Charles. He raised an eyebrow. . . I wished I was dead
6) I have been asked for autographs by Eric Clapton fans on 3 occasions (Yep, he's as ugly as I am - I signed 'em anyway)
7) While working as a session drummer in the late '70s I was asked to stand in for Tommy Ramone as he was 'unwell'. The gig was a disaster as the band were all unwell and only lasted 25 minutes (but that was probably 20 songs at the Ramones pace)
8) I have University degrees from UK and Spain
9) My son is a regular Allakhazam poster and I enjoy flaming him in the Asylum (guess away
) 10) I was divorced 4 years ago and until last year I was engaged to Brent Scowcroft's Great-Niece
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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Well for you Pickle I might make an exception
Does your girlfriend come as part of the package?
Does your girlfriend come as part of the package?
Kinky!Nobby wrote:
9) My son is a regular Allakhazam poster and I enjoy flaming him in the Asylum (guess away )
Oh, it's gotta be Dracoid. Just gotta.
1. I'm a Christian but I resent it when good things happen to bad people.
2. I want to be a recording artist...not an interior designer.
3. I'M REALLY SELFISH
4. I'm happy I left my soon to be ex-husband....I can't stand the man.
5. I wish I could trade in my whole family except my brother for a new one.
6. I've never tryed drugs or smoked anything but I was an alcholic in high school.
7. I won't ever tell a secret, mine or someone elses.
8. I regret and wish I could take back every single one of my past relationships.
9. I would rather play video games than do almost anything else.
10. I don't trust anyone but my best friend. Not my family or my boyfriend or anyone.
2. I want to be a recording artist...not an interior designer.
3. I'M REALLY SELFISH
4. I'm happy I left my soon to be ex-husband....I can't stand the man.
5. I wish I could trade in my whole family except my brother for a new one.
6. I've never tryed drugs or smoked anything but I was an alcholic in high school.
7. I won't ever tell a secret, mine or someone elses.
8. I regret and wish I could take back every single one of my past relationships.
9. I would rather play video games than do almost anything else.
10. I don't trust anyone but my best friend. Not my family or my boyfriend or anyone.
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1. I'm a Christian but I resent it when good things happen to bad people.
2. I want to be a recording artist...not an interior designer.
3. I'M REALLY SELFISH
4. I'm happy I left my soon to be ex-husband....I can't stand the man.
5. I wish I could trade in my whole family except my brother for a new one.
6. I've never tryed drugs or smoked anything but I was an alcholic in high school.
7. I won't ever tell a secret, mine or someone elses.
8. I regret and wish I could take back every single one of my past relationships.
9. I would rather play video games than do almost anything else.
10. I don't trust anyone but my best friend. Not my family or my boyfriend or anyone.
2. I want to be a recording artist...not an interior designer.
3. I'M REALLY SELFISH
4. I'm happy I left my soon to be ex-husband....I can't stand the man.
5. I wish I could trade in my whole family except my brother for a new one.
6. I've never tryed drugs or smoked anything but I was an alcholic in high school.
7. I won't ever tell a secret, mine or someone elses.
8. I regret and wish I could take back every single one of my past relationships.
9. I would rather play video games than do almost anything else.
10. I don't trust anyone but my best friend. Not my family or my boyfriend or anyone.
You don't sound like a Christian...
You don't sound like a Christian...
Shut up, moron. There isn't anything that "sounds like a Christian". Anyone who claims to be one, is. There's no test involved.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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4) As a new-born I was baptised 4 times as my family was informed I wouldn't live past 1 week (Over-zealous Catholic family members)
Of course it's Dracoid. The flames threw me off for a bit you trickster.
1. I failed my senior year of high school by 3 credits, and lied to all of my friends about my graduation status.
2. Yesterday I was temporarily homeless.
3. I'm a shut-in.
4. Some days I believe in God, some days I don't. On the days that I do, I suspect I may hate Him.
5. I don't like being around flirty women. I feel pressured to be more attractive than them in some way.
6. I've only ever been in one fight, and it was with my dad.
7. I'm really having to stretch to think of ten remarkable things about myself. I suspect I may be remarkable only in my utter lack of distinctive qualities.
8. I like Chuck Palahniuk, but if someone else has a differing opinion, I'll probably agree with them just to be nice.
9. I'm terrified of amputees.
10. All of my junk mail comes addressed to Marla Singer, because I routinely fill out forms with false information. This way I can comfortably return the junk to sender.
2. Yesterday I was temporarily homeless.
3. I'm a shut-in.
4. Some days I believe in God, some days I don't. On the days that I do, I suspect I may hate Him.
5. I don't like being around flirty women. I feel pressured to be more attractive than them in some way.
6. I've only ever been in one fight, and it was with my dad.
7. I'm really having to stretch to think of ten remarkable things about myself. I suspect I may be remarkable only in my utter lack of distinctive qualities.
8. I like Chuck Palahniuk, but if someone else has a differing opinion, I'll probably agree with them just to be nice.
9. I'm terrified of amputees.
10. All of my junk mail comes addressed to Marla Singer, because I routinely fill out forms with false information. This way I can comfortably return the junk to sender.
2. Yesterday I was temporarily homeless.
I have no idea what that means.
All of my junk mail comes addressed to Marla Singer
Even your first person guides to human anatomy?
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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2. Yesterday I was temporarily homeless.
I have no idea what that means.
I have no idea what that means.
As in, I got kicked out of my house and took up temporary residence in a field.
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All of my junk mail comes addressed to Marla Singer
Even your first person guides to human anatomy?
Even your first person guides to human anatomy?
Even those!
As in, I got kicked out of my house and took up temporary residence in a field.
My wife kicks me out of the house periodically, but I ussualy take up residence in a casino.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Of course it's Dracoid. The flames threw me off for a bit you trickster.
ok the games up, now maybe bhod will take that stupid quote out of his sig
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how many other brits are on the forums? it wasn't too hard to guess
Edited, Wed Sep 1 10:13:21 2004 by Dracoid
how many other brits are on the forums? it wasn't too hard to guess
Couple of dozen, I'd say, actually.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Hey Lady Darkflame,
I was wondering how tall you are? I'm 5'8 hoping to be taller than you!!! I also have olive skin black hair and dark eyes. Let me know if that fits your description??
Edited, Wed Sep 1 11:37:40 2004 by jademage
I was wondering how tall you are? I'm 5'8 hoping to be taller than you!!! I also have olive skin black hair and dark eyes. Let me know if that fits your description??
Edited, Wed Sep 1 11:37:40 2004 by jademage
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