1) i love my wife more than i can put into words. it hurts it really does.
2) fried eggs must have soft yolks
3) always tie left shoelace first
4) i think am schizophrenic
5) no i do not
6) never ever bleach the dishcloth, buy a new one.
7) love to float in shallow water
8) i love flowers. though maintain machismo
9) i would love the right to shoot owners who do not scoop ****.
10) i love beer because i do not suffer hangovers.
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10) i'm witty. but i think people KNOW that, it's just a denial issue for them.
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10) i'm witty. but i think people KNOW that, it's just a denial issue for them.
Edited, Fri Sep 3 15:25:09 2004 by RolloX
Yanari the Puissant wrote:
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8. I'm a furry. (No, I'm NOT furry; I just am one. Despite that, yes, I still play a Hume.)
err...I had a feeling that someone would bring that up...
Yes, THAT type of furry...though not anywhere near the extremes most people think about (and nowhere near the extremes some furs go to).
Here's what Wikipedia has to say about furries and here's another pretty good link.
Smash, Smash, Smash, you never cease to entertain and amaze. Everyone in this forum owes you a drink.
#132REDACTED,
Posted: Sep 03 2004 at 10:22 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Smash, you're ******* pathetic. As I already stated, I am not Christian, I'm simply defending the Christian Religion from your idiotic opinions.
Smash, here is what I want you to do. First, suck my @#%^, because you are my *****. Second, kill yourself.
I think you're confusing me for your father for some reason. Probably because we both beat you to a pulp.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
What is a virgin native?
A native who can out run there dad.
I just thought of that joke when Smash said something about mistaking him for someone's dad or something, i don't remeber.
A native who can out run there dad.
I just thought of that joke when Smash said something about mistaking him for someone's dad or something, i don't remeber.
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Smash, here is what I want you to do. First, suck my @#%^, because you are my *****. Second, kill yourself.
The comeback might have been good if it was delivered by totem or pickle. As it is, he didn't quite get the delivery right.
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The comeback might have been good if it was delivered by totem or pickle. As it is, he didn't quite get the delivery right.
Or me? Heh just kidding, I have no reputation...
Yet
#138REDACTED,
Posted: Sep 04 2004 at 9:58 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Yeah that's right Smash, SUCK IT, *****.
1. I am a Thai Boxer and recently won my first proper fight
2. I am 16, 5 Foot 9 inches and i worry about my height
3. I have been known to smoke hash
3. My friend and i have started up a mini card school and i am currently about £20 up
4. I'm from Scotland
5. I play the guitar to a high standard
6. I am going to study architecture in the next year or two
7. I have a rich great-grandparent who is 96 this year and is very, very stingy
8. Following trend of my family, if i make it past 45 without having a heart attack i will probably live to my 90's
9. I'm allergic to raw eggs
10. Stupidity and ignorance annoy me more than anything else
2. I am 16, 5 Foot 9 inches and i worry about my height
3. I have been known to smoke hash
3. My friend and i have started up a mini card school and i am currently about £20 up
4. I'm from Scotland
5. I play the guitar to a high standard
6. I am going to study architecture in the next year or two
7. I have a rich great-grandparent who is 96 this year and is very, very stingy
8. Following trend of my family, if i make it past 45 without having a heart attack i will probably live to my 90's
9. I'm allergic to raw eggs
10. Stupidity and ignorance annoy me more than anything else
1. I was born an only child but now have 7 step-siblings.
2. My left eye is 1/2 green and 1/2 brown (not mixed together, solid colors).
3. I hated FF before FF11 - lol.
4. I'm in the process of applying for Canadian Permanent Residence.
5. I was obsessed with the New Kids on the Block when I was in junior high - lol.
6. I taped an episode of the Dr. Phil show about Child Development.
7. I'm a reality TV nut - will watch anything you throw at me - but my all-time favorites are 'Survivor', 'The Mole', 'The Amazing Race' and 'American Idol'.
8. I have an Associate's degree in Liberal Arts.
9. We (my husband & I) own 3 good working vehicles.
10. I was in labor with my daughter for 40 hours (yes, you read that right).
Edited, Sat Sep 4 23:07:31 2004 by AnnetteL
2. My left eye is 1/2 green and 1/2 brown (not mixed together, solid colors).
3. I hated FF before FF11 - lol.
4. I'm in the process of applying for Canadian Permanent Residence.
5. I was obsessed with the New Kids on the Block when I was in junior high - lol.
6. I taped an episode of the Dr. Phil show about Child Development.
7. I'm a reality TV nut - will watch anything you throw at me - but my all-time favorites are 'Survivor', 'The Mole', 'The Amazing Race' and 'American Idol'.
8. I have an Associate's degree in Liberal Arts.
9. We (my husband & I) own 3 good working vehicles.
10. I was in labor with my daughter for 40 hours (yes, you read that right).
Edited, Sat Sep 4 23:07:31 2004 by AnnetteL
1. I own 3 dogs, 6 cats and 3 rabbits.
2. I have an obsession with the 80's. Movies (I collect 80's DVDs), music (I love 80's metal) and everything in between.
3. I am currently writing a fantasy novel.
4. I have had a fascination with the Japanese culture since I dated a Japanese girl in high-school. Love anime, taught myself Japanese (through various books, tapes, Japanese friends and their families).
5. Have been playing the guitar, bass, piano, cello, violin and drums for as long as I can remember.
6. I am on my third attempt at growing my hair to chin-length, like it used to be.
7. I have 3 tattoos. My name in Katakana on my right shoulder, the Urza's Saga gear logo on the back of my neck and the Triforce in a sort of bracelet pattern around my left wrist.
8. I have an RPG commitment problem. Have started, gotten up to the last boss, but have never beaten: Final Fantasy VI, Final Fantasy IIX, Final Fantasy IX, Final Fantasy X, Chrono Trigger, Chrono Cross, Xenogears, Dark Cloud and Dark Cloud II to name a few.
9. For the past four years, I have dressed up like a girl for Halloween.
10. I sleep with a stuffed animal dog that looks like a cow, but I still think it's a dog.
Damn, I could go on and on with this... ^^
2. I have an obsession with the 80's. Movies (I collect 80's DVDs), music (I love 80's metal) and everything in between.
3. I am currently writing a fantasy novel.
4. I have had a fascination with the Japanese culture since I dated a Japanese girl in high-school. Love anime, taught myself Japanese (through various books, tapes, Japanese friends and their families).
5. Have been playing the guitar, bass, piano, cello, violin and drums for as long as I can remember.
6. I am on my third attempt at growing my hair to chin-length, like it used to be.
7. I have 3 tattoos. My name in Katakana on my right shoulder, the Urza's Saga gear logo on the back of my neck and the Triforce in a sort of bracelet pattern around my left wrist.
8. I have an RPG commitment problem. Have started, gotten up to the last boss, but have never beaten: Final Fantasy VI, Final Fantasy IIX, Final Fantasy IX, Final Fantasy X, Chrono Trigger, Chrono Cross, Xenogears, Dark Cloud and Dark Cloud II to name a few.
9. For the past four years, I have dressed up like a girl for Halloween.
10. I sleep with a stuffed animal dog that looks like a cow, but I still think it's a dog.
Damn, I could go on and on with this... ^^
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2. I am 16, 5 Foot 9 inches and i worry about my height
Why would you worry about your height? I'm turning 15 on 23rd sept and im 5 foot 10 inches...
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Why would you worry about your height? I'm turning 15 on 23rd sept and im 5 foot 10 inches...
I could still kick your *** though...
People under 6 feet shouldn't be allowed to drive.
Or vote.
Midget freaks, the lot of you.
Or vote.
Midget freaks, the lot of you.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Midget freaks, the lot of you.
Hey! I resemble that remark! Shortist!
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Hmm, after reading all these posts i suddenly feel an urge to share...very strange, as I am not very good at sharing, lol
1. i too have seen ghosts, and regularly talk to the ghost of my mother
2. i once took an overdose of mushrooms and freaked out watcing "the wall"
3. i suck at most video games, yet play them alot
4. i'm currently reading the Dune series for the first time, and wondering to myself why i never read them earlier
5. i am deathly afraid of cars, i have panic attacks just riding in them, lol
6. i refuse to eat anything that lived in water, not that i care about fish and whatnot, i just never have /shrug
7. i watch more cartoons than i think is healthy for a 23 year old
8. hippies bug me, really really bug me, i don't like hippies
9. i love jagermeister yet hate the taste of both black licorice and nyquil
10. i have a facination with abandoned buildings, i dunno i just think there pretty cool, i spent alot of time in high school breaking into them =p
1. i too have seen ghosts, and regularly talk to the ghost of my mother
2. i once took an overdose of mushrooms and freaked out watcing "the wall"
3. i suck at most video games, yet play them alot
4. i'm currently reading the Dune series for the first time, and wondering to myself why i never read them earlier
5. i am deathly afraid of cars, i have panic attacks just riding in them, lol
6. i refuse to eat anything that lived in water, not that i care about fish and whatnot, i just never have /shrug
7. i watch more cartoons than i think is healthy for a 23 year old
8. hippies bug me, really really bug me, i don't like hippies
9. i love jagermeister yet hate the taste of both black licorice and nyquil
10. i have a facination with abandoned buildings, i dunno i just think there pretty cool, i spent alot of time in high school breaking into them =p
Now, the important question: which one of us is the coolest?
Only a couple..
- I'm scared of the dark. (Have to have the TV or some light on when I go to bed.)
- I'm using a PS2 keyboard for my computer. >.<
- My back hurts soooo bad right now.
- When I was a kid, I hated Barbies. So I would take the head off of the Barbie doll and throw the body across the room, against the wall. Then I'd duck behind something ... Pretending it was a grenade. Lol. (I grew up with 4 brothers and no sisters. What do you expect? I wanted to be like them and act like a boy. Lol.)
- I will not admit that I am wrong. (Unless it's sarcastically or not meaning it.)
- I do believe in ghosts. I've seen a lot of really scary/freaky things. It's hard for me not to believe it..
Yep yep..
Edited, Tue Sep 14 03:37:22 2004 by Toxicgirl
- I'm scared of the dark. (Have to have the TV or some light on when I go to bed.)
- I'm using a PS2 keyboard for my computer. >.<
- My back hurts soooo bad right now.
- When I was a kid, I hated Barbies. So I would take the head off of the Barbie doll and throw the body across the room, against the wall. Then I'd duck behind something ... Pretending it was a grenade. Lol. (I grew up with 4 brothers and no sisters. What do you expect? I wanted to be like them and act like a boy. Lol.)
- I will not admit that I am wrong. (Unless it's sarcastically or not meaning it.)
- I do believe in ghosts. I've seen a lot of really scary/freaky things. It's hard for me not to believe it..
Yep yep..
Edited, Tue Sep 14 03:37:22 2004 by Toxicgirl
1. I strongly dislike my step-father
2. I still live at home
3. I've been accepted to serveral art schools but couldn't get the financial aid needed to cover the classes
4. I paly DDR2Max on Light mode and look like a klutz ^-^
5. I have 3 guys I have feelings for
6. I'm pressuring my feelings for one
7. I'm into bondage
8. I play Barbie games when I'm super uber bored
9. Have only 1-2 female friends
10. I have ZERO arch support in my feet
Hehe ^^ thats the best I could do. And as for the one who was posting about the guy who lives at home. Big deal? It's kind of a smart move. But I tell you if I had the money I would be out of this house! I'm 23, I'm looking for a HOUSE to buy ... gotta get enough for a good down payment.
Edited, Tue Sep 14 16:57:29 2004 by FFXIKylina
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7. I'm into bondage
O.o What.. like, heavy or light?
10 things...hmmmm....let me see...
1. I have 2 brothers, one died before I was born, hence that's why I came along...
2. I'm Asian, but I wish my skin color was just a tad lighter.
3. I wish I was taller than my 61" big screen TV.
4. I am attracted to TALL guys (thank God my husband is 6 feet tall).
5. I was an adrenaline junkie in college (skydiving, midnight surfing, rock climbing, skiing the fall line, bungee jumping, parasailing, you name it, I tried it.)
6. I crashed my brand new BMW 6 months after I got it as a high school graduation present (but my brother crashed 3 BMWs).
7. I'm spoiled but I prefer the term "divinely rotten."
8. I know a lot of sexual jokes.
9. I like to flirt and enjoy that other guys still find me attractive despite me being married.
10. I wish I lived on my own before I got married.
That's it for me! No drugs, no drinking, just lots of good old-fashioned Southern California partying. =)
1. I have 2 brothers, one died before I was born, hence that's why I came along...
2. I'm Asian, but I wish my skin color was just a tad lighter.
3. I wish I was taller than my 61" big screen TV.
4. I am attracted to TALL guys (thank God my husband is 6 feet tall).
5. I was an adrenaline junkie in college (skydiving, midnight surfing, rock climbing, skiing the fall line, bungee jumping, parasailing, you name it, I tried it.)
6. I crashed my brand new BMW 6 months after I got it as a high school graduation present (but my brother crashed 3 BMWs).
7. I'm spoiled but I prefer the term "divinely rotten."
8. I know a lot of sexual jokes.
9. I like to flirt and enjoy that other guys still find me attractive despite me being married.
10. I wish I lived on my own before I got married.
That's it for me! No drugs, no drinking, just lots of good old-fashioned Southern California partying. =)
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