10 facts about yourself others probably don't knowFollow

Actually I don't even take credit for figuring anything out. I think it one of you posted it somewhere a few months ago.

1. I have been pissed on by a siberian tiger.

2. Myself and a film crew of 4 other people are in the process of editing/producing a documentary about Howard Finster. We shot the last major interview with him before he died. I was the boom op and grip (held microphone and helped set up lighting). We interviewed Mike Mills of REM (bass + keyboard), the photographer Mary Ellen Mark, artist Mark Kostabi and Marty Stuart, among others. We had the go ahead to interview Zell Miller, then declined because we thought he would detract from the film more than add to it.

3. My family owns one of the largest collections of folk art on the West Coast.

4. In high school myself and a friend of mine won first place in a math/technology fair for creating a role-playing game called "The Dark Quest" for the TI-85 calculator.

5. I am a black belt in Taekwondo and Hapkido

6. I am proud to say I have never cheated on anyone, which apparantly better than a lot of female penguins can say. http://www.gettingit.com/article/533

7. Famous people? I have talked to William Peter Blatey (screenwriter for the original exorcist), Hulk Hogan, Dennis Miller (about a month ago), Alice Cooper, and Brad Pitt. Of all those, Alice Cooper was the nicest.

8. I work with someone who turned down Rob Lowe's request that he be his personal chef. He is currently the personal chef to the Anheuser Bush family. He has never had a beer in his life.

9. I was a pole vaulter in high school.

10. When I was in elementary school I used to fake being sick to stay home and play Final Fantasy I.


Edited, Wed Sep 1 13:50:21 2004 by Mindspirals

5 feet 2 and 2/3 inches tall :P

oops typed it wrong hehe

Edited, Wed Sep 1 16:51:09 2004 by Darkflame

Lemme see....
1. I'm not as stupid as you'd assume, nor am I as intelligent as you might think
2. I have deep crush on Christina Scabbia of Lacuna Coil, when I actually met her over the weekend I had such a hard time saying anything that I was fairly certain I looked like a fool. (Which is a regular thing for me actually...)
3. I'm the biggest fan of metal AND jazz you'll probably ever meet.
4. I can never stop ranting about how Opeth is probably the best prog-metal band in history
5. I can't shut up about music
6. I had 2 different music teachers at one time. One was my high-school English teacher, and the other was a close friend. Both had playing styles completely opposite of eachother.
7. George Carlin is my hero.
8. I hate most vegetables, and live almost solely on things that have been in-humanely slaughtered.
9. I have this nagging dream to someday actually put my talent as a musician to use and make a name for myself. A dream that I've had since I was young, and something that I doubt I'll ever give up on.
10. There really is no #10, just thought I should put in some filler.

It could be because you're an ****

I never accused you of being a christian, moran.

Now answer the question.

My turn:

1. I once taught a cat how to "sit" and to "shake"

2. I was in a hit and run accident...smashed into the side of a pickup truck - not a ding on my car so I drove off.

3. I once climbed a tree and tried to kill a bird when I was drunk. Jumped out of the tree and landed on a friend to break the fall heh (he was ok)

4. "Deep Impact" the movie always makes me cry. So does "It's a wonderful life."

5. I used to be a Jesus-Freak.

6. Was in the Navy and one night, threw a whole bucket of used oil off the side of the ship into the ocean. Next day, we picked up the Captain of another ship, and he saw the oil slick down the side of our ship. I got blamed...and only got a slap on the wrist. Lucky me.

7. I make deathmatch levels for Half-Life. People know me all over the world for it. I don't get paid a dime.

8. I can cross one eye.

9. I made up a mixed drink: Coke, Jack Daniels, Cherry Grenadine. Call it a "Bloody Jack." Tastes damn good.

Hmm...

1. I have two cats. Their names are Merlin and Ambrose. (No, Merlin isn't named after a bird and Ambrose is not short for ambrosia, nor was the kitty named after Ambrose Bierce.)

2. I grew up in Houston, Texas (lived in Texas for 20+ years) and I don't have a Texan accent. The rest of my family does.

3. I also grew up Catholic.

4. My dad told me I was going to hell when I said I didn't want to be Catholic anymore. Just a plain Christian.

5. Grew up some more. I'm not Christian now. Haven't been for several years. I think I'm a happier person for it.

6. I've lived in Massachusetts and California (currently still in California), but I desperately want to move back to Massachusetts...or maybe Canada.

7. I don't do drugs and I rarely drink. According to my friends, one wine cooler every seven to eight months doesn't even count as drinking. (Most of my friends know this, but the forum-goers don't.)

8. I'm a furry. (No, I'm NOT furry; I just am one. Despite that, yes, I still play a Hume. )

9. I like to watch hentai.

10. I wanted to go live in Valdemar (read Arrows of the Queen by Mercedes Lackey if you don't know, but still care what I'm talking about) when I was in high school. I very much wanted to be a herald...

Wow! You're a @#%^ing moron! CHRISTIANS HAVE MORALS YOU DUMB ***.


No, as a group they don't. As a group they're just people who choose to believe that a guy got nailed to a tree 2000 years ago.

Their morals are all over the map. Some are non violent, some are vengeful, some are rasicists, some own slaves.

They're not a coherent group.


If Osama Bin Ladin said he was a Christian he wouldn't just become one, you really are a dumbass.


Yeah, of course he would, you pathetic brainwashed moron who belives in a religion that thought keeping slaves was a cool idea, the world was flat, the sun revolved around the earth and that a guy who lived to be 1000 years old sailed around in a boat with two of every animal on the earth.

Boy, you must me a real quick one to swallow all of that without a second thought, huh? Good thing the Bible doesn't mention ******* yourself with live chickens or you might not have time to post here.


That is seriously the most @#%^ed up thing I have ever heard.


First, I can't be responsible for you "hearing" anything after you read one of my posts, boy. The voices you hear aftwards are you own personal problem. Don't worry, though, if you run outside and light a tree on fire, it'll be the voice of God and you can go on your spree of raping five year old boys with a good conceince.



Get a life you piece of sh*t.


I have more impact on the world in 15 mintues than you will your entire life. In point of fact, boy, I think it's safe to say the world would be a signifigantly better place if you were run over by a bus tommorow.



I had respect for you before you said that.


Thankfully the respect of morons isn't something I count as a goal when posting.



Why the hell do you feel the need to flame everybody?

Not everyone, just ingorant judgemental fools who ******* out canned ideas they were told by other ignorant fools.



Is it because you're a pathetic loser in real life?


Well, clearly the fact that you're prasing that as a question implies that you realize how unlikely it is. That's wise, boy. No, it's because I'm so much better than you in every way that I feel obligated to try and educate you, so that someday, in a few years, with lots of effort you can be 1/10000th of the man I am, boy.


P.S. Stop thinking you're cool.


The coolest thing about me is I could give a flying **** if I'm "cool" or not and don't feel compelled spending any energy on it.

Which of course makes me about the coolest person in the world, *****.

well that would explain it