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3. I haven't gotten high with any famous people.
Really not missing much. Honestly.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Really not missing much. Honestly.
I second that.
Except the right to drop those names! 
I saw a drunk Jesse Helms grope one of his assistants.
Oh to have had a camera. I'd be rich and a hero in the Democratic Party.
Oh to have had a camera. I'd be rich and a hero in the Democratic Party.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Must be my turn.
1) Until the age of 12, I wanted to be a Marine Archiologist
2) I have wierd backwards thumbs. I literally can't bend the top part forward more than a centimeter. Can move it backwards farther.
3) The only famous people I have met / know are all either science nerds that were involved in finding really large ships that had unfortunate incidents with icebergs or sci-fi writers or astronauts. Oh, and Ringo Starr once for about 30 seconds. Yay. I write security thingies for famous people, does that count?
4) I was the victem of a vicious goose attack once. Geese suck.
5) I'm allergic to mint and lawn grass.
6) I wear a size 10 fencing glove.
7) I once won a design award in college for an egg drop contianer that protected an egg from an 8000 foot drop.
8) I've been stabbed on two seperate occasions. Is annoying. (once was a fencing blade snap, the other was in the back -- literally -- by a psycopath in jr. high that went off his medicine. nice of the school to put him in normal classes with the rest of us.)
9) My computer can beat up your computer (as soon as it has a working video card)
10) I was peed on by a cow during a first grade dairy trip. Since that time I have waged war on bovinekind with an unholy fervor, eating steak at every possible opertunity.
there you go, more info than you ever wanted to know.
1) Until the age of 12, I wanted to be a Marine Archiologist
2) I have wierd backwards thumbs. I literally can't bend the top part forward more than a centimeter. Can move it backwards farther.
3) The only famous people I have met / know are all either science nerds that were involved in finding really large ships that had unfortunate incidents with icebergs or sci-fi writers or astronauts. Oh, and Ringo Starr once for about 30 seconds. Yay. I write security thingies for famous people, does that count?
4) I was the victem of a vicious goose attack once. Geese suck.
5) I'm allergic to mint and lawn grass.
6) I wear a size 10 fencing glove.
7) I once won a design award in college for an egg drop contianer that protected an egg from an 8000 foot drop.
8) I've been stabbed on two seperate occasions. Is annoying. (once was a fencing blade snap, the other was in the back -- literally -- by a psycopath in jr. high that went off his medicine. nice of the school to put him in normal classes with the rest of us.)
9) My computer can beat up your computer (as soon as it has a working video card)
10) I was peed on by a cow during a first grade dairy trip. Since that time I have waged war on bovinekind with an unholy fervor, eating steak at every possible opertunity.
there you go, more info than you ever wanted to know.
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Except the right to drop those names!
I think you're one of the cool kids, Yanari.
Never met McKenna...nice one!
I think he's very likely clinnically insane.
Me: "Hey, nice to meet you, I liked your M2K article on psychopharmicology"
Him: "Eat this."
Me: "Erm. Ok"
Him: "Now we can speak the same language."
Me: Drooling for about 4 hours in a fetal postion.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Me: Drooling for about 4 hours in a fetal postion.
I can't picture you not talking.
I can't picture you not talking.
That's pretty accurate. Ask Totem.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
i like to pee on hampsters
lol
j/k
lol
j/k
Mlynn wrote:
i like to pee on threads
Fixed.
Oh stopit prince pickle, its funny how you feel so much satisfaction out of being a ***. And it is even funnier that you keep responding to my threads, leave me alone.
1. I got a college degree in Telecommunications. Made the dean's list the first two years, screwed off and played games the last two years, but still managed B average. Didn't learn a damn thing about Telecommunications or networks.
2. Have worked in 4 different jobs related to this field. Got laid-off or quit all of them.
3. I'm unemployed right now and can't find a job.
4. Moved back with the parental units 8 months ago after living on my own for 1.5 years.
5. Own a sampler and and an Effects processor, but have never really used them.
6. I have about 8 games I've never played or opened.
7. I buy very few books - most of my reading is courtesy of the public library.
8. Of the few relationships I've had, they seldom last longer than a month.
9. I watch alot of crappy reality shows.
10. I am a chronic insomniac and seldom get to bed before 4-5 am without a sleeping pill. I usually sleep until 2pm.
2. Have worked in 4 different jobs related to this field. Got laid-off or quit all of them.
3. I'm unemployed right now and can't find a job.
4. Moved back with the parental units 8 months ago after living on my own for 1.5 years.
5. Own a sampler and and an Effects processor, but have never really used them.
6. I have about 8 games I've never played or opened.
7. I buy very few books - most of my reading is courtesy of the public library.
8. Of the few relationships I've had, they seldom last longer than a month.
9. I watch alot of crappy reality shows.
10. I am a chronic insomniac and seldom get to bed before 4-5 am without a sleeping pill. I usually sleep until 2pm.
Pickle and Smash are like republicans, except they weild drug-buddy connections instead of money or political power.
Well I will do my best to think of 10
1. I secretly like Stevie Nicks, the song Edge of Seventeen is my Favorite
2. I stay up late wasting my life reading and talking on Out of Topic and Asylum forums
3. I watch re runs of Home Improvement, and Seinfeld all day long, and laugh my *** off
4. I think my friends are all idiots
5. I love cats(especially mine)
6. I am also afraid of clowns
7. I did smoke weed, its legal in canada so w/e
8. My favorite movie is Remember the Titans
9. I cry during sad movies
10. I want my job to have something to do with sports, if its one of the athletes :) or even a anouncer.
1. I secretly like Stevie Nicks, the song Edge of Seventeen is my Favorite
2. I stay up late wasting my life reading and talking on Out of Topic and Asylum forums
3. I watch re runs of Home Improvement, and Seinfeld all day long, and laugh my *** off
4. I think my friends are all idiots
5. I love cats(especially mine)
6. I am also afraid of clowns
7. I did smoke weed, its legal in canada so w/e
8. My favorite movie is Remember the Titans
9. I cry during sad movies
10. I want my job to have something to do with sports, if its one of the athletes :) or even a anouncer.
1 - I am a hypochondriac.
2 - I performed in the operas Carmen and La Boheme as a kid.
3 - I was a foreign exchange student to Germany during my senior year in high school.
4 - I was in Germany when the Berlin wall fell and had the good fortune to travel to Berlin a few months later. I got to hammer away at the wall and took home some souvenirs.
5 - I used to do a lot of drugs.
6 - I lost part of my left thumb in an industrial accident.
7 - First concert I ever went to was at age 3 or 4 - It was Andy Gibb. (I've been to about 60 more since then)
8 - I am half japanese/half caucasian.
9 - I know how to make soap from scratch.
10 - I have an extremely low tolerance for alcohol, which sucks since I love drinking wine.
2 - I performed in the operas Carmen and La Boheme as a kid.
3 - I was a foreign exchange student to Germany during my senior year in high school.
4 - I was in Germany when the Berlin wall fell and had the good fortune to travel to Berlin a few months later. I got to hammer away at the wall and took home some souvenirs.
5 - I used to do a lot of drugs.
6 - I lost part of my left thumb in an industrial accident.
7 - First concert I ever went to was at age 3 or 4 - It was Andy Gibb. (I've been to about 60 more since then)
8 - I am half japanese/half caucasian.
9 - I know how to make soap from scratch.
10 - I have an extremely low tolerance for alcohol, which sucks since I love drinking wine.
1) I rode a bicycle across the state of Texas on a summer break (July and August) when I was 11. The trip was with my father, and the following years we bicycled across Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and half way across Georgia.
2) I worked at a radio station as a DJ from the age of 13 until I was 18. It was a country station.
3) I start to panic if I'm on top of tall structures like office buildings, Eiffel Tower, etc. I hate structures that could possibly fall or that I could be pushed off of, however I have no problems at all flying in planes during thunderstorms.
4) I went on holiday once with my parents, and dropped acid for the first time with a bunch of kids on the beach. After about 30 minutes, everybody left, and I had to go back to the hotel room and trip for 6 hours while my parents slept less than 5 feet away from me. I've never taken acid since for fear of being "stuck" and not being able to get out or get back to reality.
5) I stongly believe in ghosts/spirits and can sense when they're around me. This could all be mind tricks I play on myself, but I don't think it is.
6) I lived on a small island in the Indian ocean for a year, a small island in the Pacific ocean for two years, and now I live on an island in the Atlantic ocean.
7) I have "Torture" tattooed on my ribcage. It was an ex-girlfriend's nickname, and I thought it was cool at the time. Now I feel like a real dumbas*, but all my friend's think it's really cool.
8) I hate lager and only drink ale's now.
9) My hair is thinning, and I probably won't have much left in the next 5-10 years, although my wife and family are in denial.
10) I still have all of the heads of my sisters barbie dolls locked away in a trunk that has travelled with me for almost 10 years.
Edited, Sat Aug 28 09:39:51 2004 by Eriston
2) I worked at a radio station as a DJ from the age of 13 until I was 18. It was a country station.
3) I start to panic if I'm on top of tall structures like office buildings, Eiffel Tower, etc. I hate structures that could possibly fall or that I could be pushed off of, however I have no problems at all flying in planes during thunderstorms.
4) I went on holiday once with my parents, and dropped acid for the first time with a bunch of kids on the beach. After about 30 minutes, everybody left, and I had to go back to the hotel room and trip for 6 hours while my parents slept less than 5 feet away from me. I've never taken acid since for fear of being "stuck" and not being able to get out or get back to reality.
5) I stongly believe in ghosts/spirits and can sense when they're around me. This could all be mind tricks I play on myself, but I don't think it is.
6) I lived on a small island in the Indian ocean for a year, a small island in the Pacific ocean for two years, and now I live on an island in the Atlantic ocean.
7) I have "Torture" tattooed on my ribcage. It was an ex-girlfriend's nickname, and I thought it was cool at the time. Now I feel like a real dumbas*, but all my friend's think it's really cool.
8) I hate lager and only drink ale's now.
9) My hair is thinning, and I probably won't have much left in the next 5-10 years, although my wife and family are in denial.
10) I still have all of the heads of my sisters barbie dolls locked away in a trunk that has travelled with me for almost 10 years.
Edited, Sat Aug 28 09:39:51 2004 by Eriston
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I'd be rich and a hero in the Democratic Party.
Hmmm.... we all thought you were both already.
1. I get terrible Vertigo if I stand near the edge of any tall structure.
2. I batted .818 over a full season in a Men's Senior (under 40) baseball league comprised mostly of former college players, but with a few old pro's (both minor and major league) in the mix.
3. Nothing is more likely to make me shriek like a little girl than to find a bug crawling on me.
4. I broke the neck of a rapist.
5. I have seen my own carotid artery, and have the scar to prove it.
6. I swore off hard liquor after waking in the woods one day wearing jeans, a leather jacket (and nothing else), with a machete in one hand and the mangled corpse of a wild rabbit in the other.
7. Even though I've never worked out (excluding boot camp, in which they made me exercise), I am freakishly strong.
8. I play the banjo.
9. I hit a woman once. In my own defense, I was young (19) and she really did deserve it.
10. I have never done anything of note with anyone famous. Or infamous.
Note: Swans are much nastier than geese. And larger too boot.
2. I batted .818 over a full season in a Men's Senior (under 40) baseball league comprised mostly of former college players, but with a few old pro's (both minor and major league) in the mix.
3. Nothing is more likely to make me shriek like a little girl than to find a bug crawling on me.
4. I broke the neck of a rapist.
5. I have seen my own carotid artery, and have the scar to prove it.
6. I swore off hard liquor after waking in the woods one day wearing jeans, a leather jacket (and nothing else), with a machete in one hand and the mangled corpse of a wild rabbit in the other.
7. Even though I've never worked out (excluding boot camp, in which they made me exercise), I am freakishly strong.
8. I play the banjo.
9. I hit a woman once. In my own defense, I was young (19) and she really did deserve it.
10. I have never done anything of note with anyone famous. Or infamous.
Note: Swans are much nastier than geese. And larger too boot.
1. I missed my calling as a Preacher.
2. I suddenly realize I'd rather be a History Teacher than anything else. (job wise)
3. I'm also double jointed in my fingers and thumbs.(not index fingers though)
4. I have trouble telling left from right. (ambidexterity)[left=right brained]
5. I was born with a Caul. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caul
6. I really have seen faeries and ghosts.
7. I do believe in magic and the like..
8. When alone in elevators I practice martial arts.
9. I'm 26 and still feel like a kid acting like an adult.
10. I smoked a blunt with the singer from the Spin Doctors. ^^
2. I suddenly realize I'd rather be a History Teacher than anything else. (job wise)
3. I'm also double jointed in my fingers and thumbs.(not index fingers though)
4. I have trouble telling left from right. (ambidexterity)[left=right brained]
5. I was born with a Caul. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caul
6. I really have seen faeries and ghosts.
7. I do believe in magic and the like..
8. When alone in elevators I practice martial arts.
9. I'm 26 and still feel like a kid acting like an adult.
10. I smoked a blunt with the singer from the Spin Doctors. ^^
1. I only beat about 25% of the video games I play (sad I know...).
2. I am without a doubt, and X-Box fanboy.
3. I would rather buy a 5K PC than a 5K dollar car when in college.
4. I want to be a game designer and make INCREDIBLY open-ended game set in several famous cities around the world.
5. I would like to be the owner of EA Games.
6. First video game I really wanted was LoZ:OoT for N64.
7. Last time I bought a non-GBA Nintendo game was over 4 yeras ago.
8. I always want to be class president my senior year, and serve on the Honar Council.
9. I wish I didn't know that my friend, Travis, is gay!
10. HAHA GOTCHA WITH NUMBER 9!!!!
2. I am without a doubt, and X-Box fanboy.
3. I would rather buy a 5K PC than a 5K dollar car when in college.
4. I want to be a game designer and make INCREDIBLY open-ended game set in several famous cities around the world.
5. I would like to be the owner of EA Games.
6. First video game I really wanted was LoZ:OoT for N64.
7. Last time I bought a non-GBA Nintendo game was over 4 yeras ago.
8. I always want to be class president my senior year, and serve on the Honar Council.
9. I wish I didn't know that my friend, Travis, is gay!
10. HAHA GOTCHA WITH NUMBER 9!!!!
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2. I love my boyfriend, but he is bad in bed.
Train him.
Give him lessons 7-12 times a week.
Correct his mistakes.
Do that until he meets your satisfaction.
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6 - I lost part of my left thumb in an industrial accident
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10) I still have all of the heads of my sisters barbie dolls locked away in a trunk that has travelled with me for almost 10 years.
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