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Omg... that episode made me laugh so hard I almost peed my pants XD

I need a Jew...

UH OH! UH OH!

"Did you have fun at the circus today Chris?"
"Elephants are much bigger in person!"

EDIT:

Hmmmm sounds like "Wishing upon a Weinstein" or whatever it was called. Essentially, the Grand Finale of Family Guy... but I did hear a rumor they might make another season.

Edited, Tue Jul 6 14:46:59 2004 by ElvaanKrem

Oh hell yea, I have every episode. When you wish upon a Weinstien is what got the show cancelled. And does it ever make you laugh your silly **** off.

"You better watch who you're calling a child Lois. Because if I'm a child, do you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here and be lectured by a pervert"

And who can forget... "What more can I say to my wife than: Milk, milk, lemonade around the corner fudge is made hehehehehehehehe. "

The last thing it taught me, is that Optimus Prime is Jewish.

Edited, Tue Jul 6 16:05:35 2004 by Bakkasan

Quagmire is the best. "Any of you ladies ever been penetrated?"

I like Stewey.....he's my favorite

Mom!

Oooo, I like where this is going. Giggidy!

Twiztid

And now we go live to Diane being a *****, Diane.

*helpless cheerleader tied up on floor* *quagmire enters*
Dear Diary....Jackpot

Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

I have 3 favorite episodes those being:

1) I don't know the name, but the daugher, forgot her name, goes to rehab.

Owner of Rehab: Are you actually addicted to something?
Peter: Yes, I am here for having a addiction to "something".
Owner: What is your name?
Peter: *Looks around sees a Pea* Pea
Peter: *Looks around and sees a girl crying* Tear
Peter: *Looks and sees a griffin fly by* Griffin
Peter: Crap.

It goes something like that. Don't know for sure sorry.

2) I also like the episode where Stewey is running from the doctor.

3) The evil monkey episode. How the evil monkey's wife cheated on him. That was funny.

DOnt worry... there will be more episodes of the Family Guy ^^

I think Cartoon Network signed a deal with them... well SOMEONE did hehe

Glen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.

Peter: The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black guys are really lazy and all the white guys are just as lazy but they're mad at the black guys for being so lazy?